(John Stewart walks through the concert hall coming to the realization that he's been affected by the magic he came to investigate).
John Stewart: "Okay, don't panic. It seems innocent enough. The magic is emanating from the music. Does nothing more than make you a superfan. At worst, Nothing Nothing will be on my playlist at the gym."
(Suddenly, a screen pops up in the concert hall)
"Become a member of Nothing Nothing! Once in a lifetime opportunity! To begin, choose your avatar!"
John Stewart: "Need to resist...need to....arghhhh...please pick me!
(John Stewart presses the button on the screen)