*EARLY ACCESS* Eugene Ranks Every Girl Scout Cookie
Added 2019-03-08 16:00:02 +0000 UTCEugene is surprised by some very special guests who help him rank your favorite seasonal cookies from best to worst. How would you rank them? #RankKing
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Comments
Eugene, I loved watching this! You were amazing with those girls! <3
Monique J Robinson
2019-03-12 18:03:20 +0000 UTCOk this was so cute!
Janice Hong
2019-03-12 01:16:00 +0000 UTCEugene is the only one who says he doesn’t like children and then is always the one who gets along best with kids. Is it just another instance of ‘Eugene is the best at everything’?
Kendra
2019-03-11 17:02:36 +0000 UTCTagalongs were and will always be my favorite! But, my gluten free now... and yes, they are the worst. It is literally just a donation to the scouts when I buy them... But great video and loved the fart jokes.
Jen A.
2019-03-11 15:40:39 +0000 UTCI truly think Eugene's is the definitive cookie ranking. Absolutely spot on.
Tif
2019-03-11 06:33:10 +0000 UTCAwesome video! I love this side of Eugene you are amazing ❤️ you guys are crushing all the content you’re creating! So happy to be able to see everything you’re putting out
Rae-anne Ziegenhagel
2019-03-11 04:47:57 +0000 UTCThe girls had it right with trefoils at the very top, just sayin’.
Jessica Shaffalo
2019-03-11 00:47:57 +0000 UTCAww, this is so cute. I miss being a girl scout!
Melissa Shaw
2019-03-10 22:30:48 +0000 UTCI adore this skit—those girls were priceless and Eugene you did a fabulous job playing with them!
Serena Swanson
2019-03-10 17:24:25 +0000 UTCLove the vid but am I the only one who thinks he says trefoil so weird? Is this how the rest of the country says it?
Hailee Meacham
2019-03-10 02:30:48 +0000 UTCThanks for listening to the feedback about the ad😁
Pamela Warren
2019-03-10 00:12:07 +0000 UTCOlivia was adorable, omg. Her personality and honesty made me lol several times. Now to find out where to buy GS cookies around here so I can try these lemonade cookies that I am now intrigued by. :) (I found the % of sales number of each cookie really interesting and I legit thought Thin Mints would have been around 50%)
Elizabeth L
2019-03-09 19:03:18 +0000 UTCI agree!! Need some try guys work out tanks!
Cassie Jones
2019-03-09 19:01:08 +0000 UTCOMG when they said eugene was “kind enough” to be a parent!! 😭😭
Cassie Jones
2019-03-09 18:59:56 +0000 UTCMore specifically to Eugene, however, I will say that I appreciate how much effort he puts into being kind and gentle with kids. The bit in the commercial at the end where they show him responding to Ned's "Do you want to hold him?" with "Nooooo, I dooooon't..." really drives home how much he appreciates that (while resilient, as I mentioned above) kids are also fragile and malleable, and he takes that into consideration when spending time with them. It's a balance, and Eugene, you're doing it 110% right. That's why the Girl Scouts think you're kind enough to care for a baby. :)
The Queer Art Pagan
2019-03-09 16:28:10 +0000 UTCI'll be the "rebel" and say that I don't mind Keith's fucking swearing, even for a Girl Scout video. My mouth is like a fucking sailor's around my four-year-old, and she just scolds me for it. "Mom, don't say 'ass'." "Mom, you can't say that word!" "Mom, 'fucking' is an adult word!" Raise your kids to know how life works, and they'll figure shit out on their own. :p
The Queer Art Pagan
2019-03-09 16:15:39 +0000 UTCIt was so pure. Then Keith fucks it up with his fucking swearing.
Heather Hauptli
2019-03-09 08:49:38 +0000 UTCWAIT this was so adorableeeee 😭💕 Also it was so satisfying to watch this while eating my own Girl Scout cookies ^^
Sho Morikawa
2019-03-09 07:58:01 +0000 UTCSO, to be clear, Eugene is fine with children, so long as they are old enough to be thoroughly charmed by him.
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2019-03-09 06:33:40 +0000 UTCYeah but I am CRAZY for vanilla Girl Guide cookies so gooooooood
H
2019-03-09 06:33:14 +0000 UTCEugene is so good with the girls! It was so sweet when they called him kind. 😭 I love the facts about Girl Scouts at the bottom of the screen, the fact that two adorable scouts were special guests—and both pairs of shorts. 😂
Kenna Lonborg
2019-03-09 06:17:58 +0000 UTCAs a former girl scout, This is the sweetest video!! But the tagalongs are the best...
Jacqueline Miller
2019-03-09 05:43:16 +0000 UTCMeanwhile Canadian Patreons are sitting here having no clue which is best... Guess we can just trust Eugene 😁 Girl Guides in Canada only have 3 flavours (2 packages)😥
Pamela Warren
2019-03-09 05:17:52 +0000 UTCI would say at least top 3: Thin Mints and then either Samoas or PB Patties.
Laurie Swenson
2019-03-09 04:29:08 +0000 UTCYeah, me too! And so did Eugene!
Laurie Swenson
2019-03-09 04:24:32 +0000 UTCFor two: I want the try guys to make tank tops ! I would wear them to the gym and the beach as it gets warmer ‘
Becca C
2019-03-09 03:17:57 +0000 UTCFor one: PB patties are the best don’t @ me .
Becca C
2019-03-09 03:17:24 +0000 UTCI am le dead. Eugene's moment with the mini-Eugene .... er Olivia? My crops are fertile, the rain is plentiful and I know no pain. Perfection.
Elizabeth Jeffcoat
2019-03-09 02:59:04 +0000 UTCsend some Girl Scout cookies to Australia. We don't get them & they look so yummy.
Jackie Warner
2019-03-09 02:30:17 +0000 UTCthis was both funny and cute. eugene would totally have a sassy kid like that. but he was really good with them. i dont totally agree with the ranking of the cookies, but everyone feels differently. and i am betting i should just shut up ;)
Ashley Thomas
2019-03-09 02:16:26 +0000 UTCThis video made me beyond happy as a girl scout alumn. I owe so much of who I am and what I've achieved to girl scouts (including getting into my dream college lol). ABC Bakers is the far superior bakery though ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Kaelyn Rupinski
2019-03-09 01:01:20 +0000 UTCAs a former Girl Scout, this gets my seal of approval. Eugene did a great job with the girls; I love how he doesn't talk down to kids, but how he's also considerate of their needs and values. If you guys would censor the ad, I would love to recommend this to my friend's daughter, who is a Brownie and would enjoy watching it.
Kate Hix
2019-03-09 01:00:26 +0000 UTCThis is absolutely adorable and I would love to show this to my little nieces (they are Try Guys fans too!) BUT, there is a curse in the merch plug said by Keith, would you consider bleeping it out this once?
Bronwyn Meehan
2019-03-08 23:48:14 +0000 UTCHey Savannah is spelled incorrectly as Sahvannah in one part. no idea if you can fix it before tomorrow, but you might want to do that. Also, maybe don't have keith right after that swearing, just cause people might want to show it to girl scouts.
Maggie Terry
2019-03-08 23:37:52 +0000 UTCI think there need to be more Eugene videos with children.
Vaughn
2019-03-08 23:32:32 +0000 UTCHahahaha I'm sure their parents loved that Eugene encouraged them to tell people to "shut up". 😂
Kate McDonell
2019-03-08 23:01:47 +0000 UTCPassword won't work??
Kate McDonell
2019-03-08 22:35:08 +0000 UTCI would totally buy an "I'm Right, You're Wrong, Shut Up" shirt. I always want to buy your merch to support you, but you haven't hit upon a shirt I would actually wear yet. Also, do you put your merch into girly cut tees? Those of us with curves would much appreciate it.
Rachel Alexandria
2019-03-08 22:29:34 +0000 UTCLove the video (grinned like a Cheshire Cat just seeing the title) but want to join the chorus suggesting you bleep the f-bomb at the end during the t-shirt promo part. After such a wholesome vid it was quite jarring, and I can see kids coming to watch this video.
Mrs. Danvers
2019-03-08 22:24:28 +0000 UTCAs an Eagle Scout and a huge fan of the Try Guys, I love seeing Eugene in uniform!! 😂 Can this video also be done with BSA popcorn??
Gray Barnhill
2019-03-08 22:02:20 +0000 UTCEugene was so cute with the girls!!! 😍😍 xxx
Laura Tweedale
2019-03-08 21:51:37 +0000 UTCIf they don't, just prepare to pause!
Pamela Warren
2019-03-08 21:15:42 +0000 UTCMissed opportunity to release this today on International Women's day....
Pamela Warren
2019-03-08 21:13:01 +0000 UTCToo cute ! MORE KID GUESTS !
Alicia Acevedo
2019-03-08 21:05:57 +0000 UTCYes! I would be down for a Rank King shirt. As long as it has the slogan 😁
Pamela Warren
2019-03-08 21:01:19 +0000 UTCFun fact: the first Girl Scout cookies were sold in my hometown! Also, my heart melted a little when the girls said Eugene was kind enough to take care of a baby.
Madeline Jenkins
2019-03-08 20:43:48 +0000 UTCIt was so cute when he changed his shorts when the little girls walked in! Eugene, you’re the best uncle.
JD Cress
2019-03-08 20:32:31 +0000 UTCEugene was right Samoa’s are best!!!
Catherine
2019-03-08 20:27:31 +0000 UTCEugene Gets Surprised With His 2nd Worst Nightmare
Laura Bloom
2019-03-08 20:16:36 +0000 UTCdefinitely censor the "fucking garbage joke" part at the end so I can show this to my niece's troop! ;) please & thank you!
Brie Marie
2019-03-08 19:59:29 +0000 UTCTbh now I want a shirt that says "You're kind enough." Also in case Eugene was wondering about that elbow interaction, when a kid just randomly touches you it means that they're comfortable around you!
Megan Robinson
2019-03-08 19:37:11 +0000 UTCLol he's not even bad with babies, just inexperienced! I love this subtle child exposure therapy.
Megan Robinson
2019-03-08 19:14:11 +0000 UTCI'm done stanning the Try Guys, I'm only stanning Olivia..
Chelsea
2019-03-08 19:09:09 +0000 UTCNew Try Guys Video- Eugene Becomes a Girl Scout leader!!!!!!!!!!
Linda Moulton
2019-03-08 19:01:16 +0000 UTCI still don't get it haha. I was half watching the video so maybe I missed something?
Melissa Deskin
2019-03-08 18:58:41 +0000 UTCI love this so much! Seeing another side of Eugene is delightful
Emily Hudspeth
2019-03-08 18:53:50 +0000 UTCI want a t-shirt that says “I’m right, yo
Catherine Ferandin
2019-03-08 18:47:47 +0000 UTCLove the wilderness explores badge.
Isabella DeCandido
2019-03-08 18:03:29 +0000 UTCThis was so wholesome and Eugene was so good with the girls. Also, I love how sassy Olivia was
Brianna Keogan
2019-03-08 18:03:19 +0000 UTCThis was adorable!! Poor Tagalongs they are my absolute favorite!!
Jackie
2019-03-08 17:53:25 +0000 UTCkid friendly Eugene is the funniest thing ever
liv
2019-03-08 17:50:49 +0000 UTCI hope we'll get more quote shirts. Loving these two new ones and think it would be fun to keep it going!
Hayley Gregory
2019-03-08 17:50:15 +0000 UTC"You're kind enough." Omg, so sweet, I loved that moment!
Hayley Gregory
2019-03-08 17:47:52 +0000 UTCI love Rank King. Thought this was such a fun one and loved seeing Eugene interact with these girls.
Hayley Gregory
2019-03-08 17:36:39 +0000 UTCeugene with kids - amazing
C.S
2019-03-08 17:32:48 +0000 UTCMerci is SWISSGERMAN
Leon Mullis
2019-03-08 17:29:09 +0000 UTCI totally agree! I felt all wholesome and in childlike wonder after this cute vid and then suddenly its "FUCKING GARBAGE JOKES AND COMMENTARY" and I'm like, whoa dial it down Keith...there are children present. 😂 you make a great point that this is a great video to share with Girl Scouts otherwise and they should be mindful of that! Also, it is 100% your place to make these suggestions. It's kind of a unique value we hold as Patreon members, we are like a first pass through before they release to the general public. Don't be shy on sharing your thoughts, they appreciate it!
Christine Adriana -- Nurse Joy
2019-03-08 17:24:09 +0000 UTCAdorable! Do-si-dos are my all time favorite, and from now on I will be calling them peanut oreos. I'm with that.
Amy Scalf
2019-03-08 17:04:57 +0000 UTC...and that's what I get for commenting a few minutes into the video. lmao
Meghan Herrera
2019-03-08 16:59:12 +0000 UTCDefinitely kind enough. :) That was so sweet. Thanks to the organizers! (The look on Eugene's face was pure gold.)
Nadin Pusch
2019-03-08 16:56:50 +0000 UTCAawww sugar booger!!!!!! He's so sweet to those kids!
Erika Baroman
2019-03-08 16:51:40 +0000 UTCI like the way that Eugene interacts with children, as if they are just small adults. I imagine it makes those girls feel valued. V wholesome, rank king.
tyler nguyen
2019-03-08 16:45:36 +0000 UTCI really like watching to find out where the passwords come from
River N
2019-03-08 16:44:06 +0000 UTCPeanut butter patties are the GOAT period. Also Eugene looks like the glow up version of the kid from up in this video and I am here for it. lol
Meghan Herrera
2019-03-08 16:43:01 +0000 UTCOliva is my sprit animal
Andie Dekker
2019-03-08 16:40:05 +0000 UTCHave a baby, Eugene!
Khristine (with a 'kh')
2019-03-08 16:40:01 +0000 UTCEugene oh my god this is precious
Julia Makarsky
2019-03-08 16:36:50 +0000 UTCThis is an editing suggestion (I know 1000% not my place) but in the after video maybe censor the clip of Keith about the quotable T-shirts? With the content of this video I have a feeling it will be shared with Girl Scouts and younger kids alike, and it’s so well done, I just wouldn’t want it to cause issues showing it to a younger audience. I work with kids a lot in my day to day and have gotten in trouble for showing non censored videos before so that’s where my sensitivity comes from (in my non-teaching jobs I don’t give a shit lol). I love you guys and just wanted to share my thoughts, thank you for everything you do!!
Samantha Ferrara
2019-03-08 16:33:08 +0000 UTCOk, this was cute AF! Eugene is so good with them! ❤ 😂 Sassiness is through the roof!
Janni Kouring Stensgaard
2019-03-08 16:30:54 +0000 UTCThe "Poop Window" badge. I'm dead.
Linda Gerhardt
2019-03-08 16:28:42 +0000 UTCNext episode: The Try Guys Try Girl Scouts
Erin Kelly
2019-03-08 16:28:31 +0000 UTCThis is my favorite Rank King episode yet!! You guys really pulled out all the stops with the cute camping motif, Eugene as a scout (way to recycle that Russell costume), his interactions with the girls (so sassy hahaha), the creative badges, the awesome factoids. This had everything and I love it so much. Great job, team!! Also, my ranking is exactly the same as Eugene! I guess that's what happens when you're in your 30s.
Christine Adriana -- Nurse Joy
2019-03-08 16:27:21 +0000 UTCWell this was adorable.
Bonnie GG
2019-03-08 16:27:19 +0000 UTCI was so confused by that password for so long. Elbow. I giggled a bit too much.
Catie Powell
2019-03-08 16:25:21 +0000 UTCI love seeing Eugene with kids! He's so good with them!
Leanne Dupont
2019-03-08 16:24:49 +0000 UTCI stopped buying girl scout cookies because I have to be gluten free for medical reasons and I don't like their gluten free cookies.
Leanne Dupont
2019-03-08 16:23:58 +0000 UTCEugene is so kind! She's such a sweetie!! But like, I really love do si dos tho! Did my cookies dirty!
Bri Ann
2019-03-08 16:21:45 +0000 UTCEugene is so bad with babies but so good with kids.
Vi La Bianca
2019-03-08 16:21:14 +0000 UTCthat shortbread one they tried first looks so good 🤤
jess brown
2019-03-08 16:20:57 +0000 UTCEugene in a scout uniform is everything I never knew I wanted?
Justen Bennett
2019-03-08 16:12:16 +0000 UTCThe gluten free cookie is actually amazing. But that's the only cookie I've been able to have this year. EDIT: The GF cookie you don't have here is the good one. Not a fan of the toffee. Miss Thin Mints soooooo much
Abigail Fleming
2019-03-08 16:04:14 +0000 UTC
