Worst Dad Jokes You've Ever Heard
Added 2018-10-05 17:10:18 +0000 UTCNow that Ned's a dad, his dad jokes have gotten even better, by which we mean much much much much worse dear god please stop him.
Tell us the worst dad joke you've ever heard, and we'll have the guys reveal their favorite next week with a shoutout to the Patron who shared it!
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Why do flamingos only stand with one leg up? If they stood with both legs up they would fall over
2018-12-29 19:19:06 +0000 UTCWhat's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna. (wondering about the glue?) I knew you'd get stuck there ;)
Ellie
2018-10-16 03:35:45 +0000 UTCWhat do you call a woman who throws her bills on the fire? Bernadette
Ollie Springall
2018-10-13 21:44:14 +0000 UTCTheres three elephants on a cliff. All of them fall over the edge. The first one hits the ground. So does the second. The third one hits the water. Ba dum tsshhh
Sarah Handberg
2018-10-13 15:37:33 +0000 UTCWhy did the can crusher quit his job?....because it was soda pressing
Frubaloo
2018-10-12 19:05:32 +0000 UTCWhy do cows have hooves instead of feet? ....because they lactose!
Frubaloo
2018-10-12 19:05:03 +0000 UTCWhat do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
2018-10-12 00:57:57 +0000 UTCIβm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...I donβt know βYβ. π€£
2018-10-12 00:52:12 +0000 UTCSo I'm starting a new job in Seoul next week. Hope I'm making the right KOREA move!! @tryguys @eugene
2018-10-10 03:48:18 +0000 UTCwhat did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?? "AY MATEY" (say out loud)
2018-10-09 16:10:38 +0000 UTCMy best friend is going to be a pirate for Halloween. He says his sword is safe, because it's a cutlass (cut less).
Noelle Krumbhaar
2018-10-09 00:45:49 +0000 UTCWhere did the king keep his armies? Up his sleevies
Elli Broughton
2018-10-09 00:20:11 +0000 UTC
