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Bethโ€™s Mess ๐Ÿค•

The Masters received an urgent mission: to recover a valuable cargo stolen from a great merchant of the kingdom by a group of audacious thieves who had taken over a village atop a mountain, expelling the population. With the disadvantageous location and skilled adversaries, the task was risky, but Elizabeth, Lรญvia, Hanz, Dekker, John, and Lionel were not intimidated and went after the criminals.

The battle seemed like a walk in the park for the Masters, who were dominating the thieves without much difficulty. However, upon spotting some of the thieves grouping in one of the village buildings, Elizabeth decided to use a Fireball to create an opening in the wall. But she lost control of the magic, depositing too much energy, a typical Autodidact mistake. The result? A disaster of epic proportions: the building, the thieves, and the valuable cargo to be rescued, all were pulverized.

Back at the Masters' Inn, Lionel urgently called a meeting to hear the reports. Scoldings were abundant for everyone due to the mission's failure. When everyone left, Lionel asked Elizabeth to stay and severely reprimanded her. It was the third time she had failed to use a spell, jeopardizing a mission. Master Arcane Lionel made clear his displeasure and questioned Beth's magical abilities, also highlighting the risks her autodidact nature posed to her, her companions, and innocent people.

Elizabeth was furious but relieved not to receive a punishment. However, Lรญvia and Samane were already one step ahead. With the help of Alare, a crucial leader among the Masters of Midgard, the girls decided it was time for Elizabeth to take everything more seriously and be more careful not to end up... blowing herself up. One way or another, she would certainly explode with the boldness of her friends (and Alare) to get her on track with a bit of "motivational introduction," as Beth seemed to be in need of it ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Bethโ€™s Mess ๐Ÿค•

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I've been watching a lot of The Boys recently. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

OMG THAT'S A PERFECT SCENE FOR THE SHOW hahahaha

Khartemis

Fire purify :)

Khartemis

They are. Very, VERY dumb. Frenchie: BUTCHER! Butcher: HIT THE DECK, YA CUNTS! MM: This is bullshit. Elizabeth: I got them! Hughie: Wait, let's talk about this! Elizabeth: *BLAST!* Boys: *Jumps.* *Flies past.* Samane: *Hit.* Oof. Boys: ... Masters: ... Elizabeth: ...Sorry. Samane: ...I think I'm ok-*EXPLODES.* Everyone: *Covered in blood.* MM: ...Bull. Shit.

ScribeOfS

Good. I win ๐Ÿ‘‘

Khartemis

I can't argue with that last sentence ๐Ÿ˜‹

Meloria

Don't lie to me, Hill ๐Ÿ’€ Smoke is easy to dodge. Pussy not. They're attracted to mouths ๐Ÿ˜”

Khartemis

๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿค”

Meloria

What about fire? ๐Ÿค”

Hill

You know what's another way to be suffocated? Smoke inhalation ๐Ÿคฃ

Meloria

I should probably clarify that I was talking about a different type of pussy ๐Ÿคฃ

Hill

It's not. Pussy is way worse. Imagine being suffocated by one?? Nara's spirit told me everything

Khartemis

I bet the charred corpses Liz left in that house might argue that fire is more evil though ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜ก

Meloria

Wait, no! It's fire, Meloria! ๐Ÿ˜’ But pussy is still evil

Khartemis

All those poor people in that house died in pussy... ๐Ÿ™€

Meloria

*Dies in pussy*

Khartemis

*Laughs in Pussy* ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

Hill

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ Wait, you're saying that they're dumb

Khartemis

Yeah, I didn't realize how dark this story was ๐Ÿ˜… It puts a lot of things into context.

Meloria

Like Tucker & Dale vs. Evil ๐Ÿคฃ

Hill

A punishment worse than death ๐Ÿ˜†

Meloria

Meow meow meow ๐Ÿ˜ธ

Meloria

It's The Boys. They're going to run away screaming and trying not to die while The Masters end up killing each other by accident. Like a Looney Tunes bit but with gore. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

Pussy is evil, Meloria ๐Ÿ’€

Khartemis

Scribe think that every Master is evil ๐Ÿ˜’ Don't wanna kick Butcher's ass ๐Ÿ˜”

Khartemis

Whoa, my girl Elizabeth over here committing war crimes!! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ And everyone says Nastacy is evil because just because she likes ๐Ÿ˜ฝ a lot hahaha.

Meloria

I need to save for another commission. The Boys vs. The Master of Midgard. Butcher: Diabolical~

ScribeOfS

I mean, if you want all the Masters to be evil you can just say that. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

๐Ÿชฆ Village -------- ---- - 2024 "They no longer wished to be horny."

Hill

Sorry, but Masters kill people... Just like the Avengers โšฐ๏ธ

Khartemis

And that's fine. But you could've got here without making Elizabeth a murderer and the girls sexually assaulting sociopaths. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

That might work, in truth. How evil ๐Ÿ˜ž

Khartemis

I imagine the punishment is that the girls aren't actually doing anything ๐Ÿ˜… It's just a massive tease ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

Hill

Well, that's the AU part. I have to make people horny here, Scribe. It's how I get money ๐Ÿ’€

Khartemis

Khartemis...when you kill a group of people, destroy property and completely botch a mission that could've killed everyone with you...maybe don't make that the springboard for your smut. Maybe don't make sex a reward for murder. ๐Ÿ˜‚

ScribeOfS

Oh wow ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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