Sacred Symbols+, Episode 493 | Chris Holiday Mailbag
Added 2025-12-27 17:00:07 +0000 UTC
The holiday mailbags continue! This time it's Chris behind the mic, answering your questions, comments, concerns, thoughts, and ideas. Please enjoy.
Some of the sections in Split Fiction are unbelievably immaculate...
Kevin Cooper
2026-01-21 18:29:54 +0000 UTC
The fact we don't appear to be getting a dedicated 20th anniversary tour for the sufferer & the witness is a tragedy
Clanker Rosa Sparks, Sit in the Back of the Bus
2026-01-08 12:57:06 +0000 UTC
"we were able to answer every question". Either Patreon bugged my question into oblivion or it was too mediocre to even acknowledge the existence of. Either way, great mailbag Chris!
Daniel Schiffer
2026-01-08 07:15:21 +0000 UTC
I too unironically love Michelle Branch
Glen Yelenovic
2025-12-31 13:10:15 +0000 UTC
Micah would just be Micah with lead teeth
Glen Yelenovic
2025-12-31 13:05:52 +0000 UTC
Chris you should check out Outlast Trials. It's probably the best stealth game ATM. You can also play it with 3.
I love conviction. Blacklist works on PC. I just want Splinter Cell 1 with Chaos theory movement + map design/ai
Moonshot Md
2025-12-30 14:55:44 +0000 UTC
That intro was so funny lol, this mailbag was good 😎
Henry3K
2025-12-30 13:24:55 +0000 UTC
Chris, I will not stand for this soft cookie slander. That you ENJOY the sensation of a rock-hard shard of saccharine, dried-up dough cracking and splitting between your teeth like it’s a fucking rice cracker makes YOU the truly unhinged one. I bet you’re one of those people that eats ice cubes and doesn’t care that it’ll ruin your teeth. I bet you would eat glass and diamond if you could. I bet in a previous life you were a beaver gorging yourself on tree bark like a fucking Looney Tunes character, relishing the sensation of your chompers being rattled with every bite. Listen: the sensation of a warm, soft, half-melted concoction of flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips inside your mouth is the closest thing to an orgasm that the baking world has to offer. You can keep your withered, dessicated husk of a snack to yourself; the rest of us will be enjoying warm fresh baked soft cookies from grandma’s oven like sensible, god-fearing Americans.
(in all seriousness, much love Mr Ray Gun, hope you enjoy the holidays and new year)
Supes
2025-12-30 04:34:37 +0000 UTC
Does Chris not know the Christophaaaaa is from The Sopranos??
Daddy T
2025-12-29 12:12:51 +0000 UTC
You actually got me to buy tetris effect, it's surprisingly addicting
Beezlebozo
2025-12-28 21:07:01 +0000 UTC
Oh Chris hey
Steven Bonnell
2025-12-28 14:51:50 +0000 UTC
Chris is one photogenic son of a bitch
Your Boi Nicky V
2025-12-28 10:49:05 +0000 UTC
Thank you for reading my donation.
Josh Lee
2025-12-28 02:33:32 +0000 UTC
Dammit, Drew Peacock got me laughing!
latenitecali
2025-12-28 01:34:26 +0000 UTC
Ur gay 🤭🤭 iykyk.
Tyrone Yhip
2025-12-27 23:01:08 +0000 UTC
Holy shit Chris. You just unlocked a part of my brain not thought of in many years. I once rented a double feature vhs of thumb wars and thumbtantic.
IronLion44
2025-12-27 18:00:33 +0000 UTC
Thick daddy’s turn
Nick
2025-12-27 17:43:23 +0000 UTC
Oh cool, Chris Cornell dressed as Chris Ray Gun dressed up as Snake
Hugo Ramos
2025-12-27 17:01:29 +0000 UTC