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Sacred Symbols+, Episode 493 | Chris Holiday Mailbag

The holiday mailbags continue! This time it's Chris behind the mic, answering your questions, comments, concerns, thoughts, and ideas. Please enjoy.

Sacred Symbols+, Episode 493 | Chris Holiday Mailbag

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Some of the sections in Split Fiction are unbelievably immaculate...

Kevin Cooper

The fact we don't appear to be getting a dedicated 20th anniversary tour for the sufferer & the witness is a tragedy

Clanker Rosa Sparks, Sit in the Back of the Bus

"we were able to answer every question". Either Patreon bugged my question into oblivion or it was too mediocre to even acknowledge the existence of. Either way, great mailbag Chris!

Daniel Schiffer

I too unironically love Michelle Branch

Glen Yelenovic

Micah would just be Micah with lead teeth

Glen Yelenovic

Chris you should check out Outlast Trials. It's probably the best stealth game ATM. You can also play it with 3. I love conviction. Blacklist works on PC. I just want Splinter Cell 1 with Chaos theory movement + map design/ai

Moonshot Md

That intro was so funny lol, this mailbag was good 😎

Henry3K

Chris, I will not stand for this soft cookie slander. That you ENJOY the sensation of a rock-hard shard of saccharine, dried-up dough cracking and splitting between your teeth like it’s a fucking rice cracker makes YOU the truly unhinged one. I bet you’re one of those people that eats ice cubes and doesn’t care that it’ll ruin your teeth. I bet you would eat glass and diamond if you could. I bet in a previous life you were a beaver gorging yourself on tree bark like a fucking Looney Tunes character, relishing the sensation of your chompers being rattled with every bite. Listen: the sensation of a warm, soft, half-melted concoction of flour, sugar, eggs, butter, and chocolate chips inside your mouth is the closest thing to an orgasm that the baking world has to offer. You can keep your withered, dessicated husk of a snack to yourself; the rest of us will be enjoying warm fresh baked soft cookies from grandma’s oven like sensible, god-fearing Americans. (in all seriousness, much love Mr Ray Gun, hope you enjoy the holidays and new year)

Supes

Does Chris not know the Christophaaaaa is from The Sopranos??

Daddy T

You actually got me to buy tetris effect, it's surprisingly addicting

Beezlebozo

Oh Chris hey

Steven Bonnell

Chris is one photogenic son of a bitch

Your Boi Nicky V

Thank you for reading my donation.

Josh Lee

Dammit, Drew Peacock got me laughing!

latenitecali

Ur gay 🤭🤭 iykyk.

Tyrone Yhip

Holy shit Chris. You just unlocked a part of my brain not thought of in many years. I once rented a double feature vhs of thumb wars and thumbtantic.

IronLion44

Thick daddy’s turn

Nick

Oh cool, Chris Cornell dressed as Chris Ray Gun dressed up as Snake

Hugo Ramos


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