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Mr & Mrs Smith Ep 3

the petty comes out

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i would be surprised if they havent seen it

Cameron 鳥

React to Atlanta with Donald Glover

R.W.U.A

Most people outside of the US and UK are quite friendly and are happy to have conversations with strangers.

Kai Lee

nah he shouldve known better, dont take the job if you cant do it simple

Guav

bro they did such a good job of making my hat glovers character lmao, so dumb

Guav

This episode had Lupa STRESSED lmao 🤣

Freeofgreed

Sheera is valid because i live in CO and niggas go skiing all the time in the mountains 😂 i guess it depends where you live because you guys live in florida.

Silva Jin

Look maybe it's a black American thing but another of black people in Europe know how to ski so sheeran right lol

Metweet .c

I could understand that but u also have to realize the type of job their doing could get them killed by their employers. What John did was extremely selfish to Jane and his mom. Also I would think my phone is bugged so I wouldn't take that chance.

Ayojii

Lying on the resume is not the issue. It's simply the nature of this job and the fact that John's mother does not have the privilege of knowing what is going on. It's quite selfish on his part, considering how dangerous his job is. It's true that "HiHi" would know that he's calling her. They're probably monitoring every phone call in real time. The thing is, now he's created a trail. She's a part of the game now and she doesn't even know it. So now all it takes is for John to say the wrong thing just once and it could be over. And that could become a challenge later on since, unlike the other people they've slipped up with, his mother is someone who is personal to him. He might be more inclined to really mess up with someone that close to him, especially when he wasn't wise enough not to tangentially involve her in the first place. That is why it is best not to involve someone that vulnerable to you. Beforehand, his mom had nothing to do with this. Now he's given them a sufficient enough reason to regularly monitor her. That's not good. They wouldn't have had to do that because beforehand she personally had no ties to it. The company is not going to waste unnecessary resources on monitoring every person you have a relationship with, but if you give them a reason they will.

Thulani Mason

The folks who think John contacting his mother is not crazy must have not seen the first few minutes of this series... or just forgot what type of job he has.

Thulani Mason

talking to random people is how stangers meet?

KarlWittaC

God? he doesnt exist anyway lol. So who really cares

✨《HENTAI GOD》✨

lmaooo pervert god took that personally...

Melon Lord

Sheera and Lupa were wayyyy too emotional this episode. While it is dangerous to keep your family in contact , I still think it’s important to understand why he still made that choice. Plus I feel like John keeps his mom at a safe distance. I feel like any person would a heart would at least try to make it work especially if you’re the only person they have left. Also It’s easier to make the decision to cut yourself off from your family when your relationship is non existent in the first place so Jane doesn’t quite understand why John did what he did

jaylyn McGuire

If you French Fry when you're supposed to Pizza you're GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME

Hollow

……it’s not a race swap. Anybody can be Mr. & Mrs Smith, let alone multiple can be at the same time. It’s a company of assassins, it’s not relegated to only two characters

jaylyn McGuire

Thank you like that’s not the same there’s a legit reason why they want to know if you’re ok with cutting contact with yo family

Kingmakaii

I’m on timing , why do you think your girl’s here now?

Mohamed Hassan

You have to take my dick out your mouth

Mohamed Hassan

Are you confused? As we will discover the company knows everything about them, he couldn't hide shit, and if he's calling her multiple times a day then he isn't trying

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

I hope that they see the reflection of themselves in each of the missions that they do the show is amazing how it’s used the missions to reflect stages of their relationship.

Theo Williams-smith

I know 3 black people that can barely ski: two coworkers and myself. I made it down the Village Run at Northstar at Lake Tahoe (417ft drop over a little less than a mile downhill) and only fell 3 times! My legs were complete jello after ski school for 2 hours and that run. I was DONE! 😂

Darksteel78

I need a picture of Maya going "Shut the fuck up, Shutthefuggupbitch. I have a gun, and I will shoot you." on a T-Shirt. Came back to watch just for that part. Jane's low-key So funnyyyyy.

Anna Anthony

then he best deal with the consequences when they find out his real name isn't John and he still has family they can use against him lol

Imari

Y'all are insane the job is a danger to her and him and him being in contact with his mom also endangers the person he's working with. This is not some 9-5 job they are straight up killing people lying on your resume for a job like this must mean your greedy or stupid. It only takes one person finding out his real name and his mom is clapped regardless of what illness she has. He better get that mcdonals fry scooper and get to work cause this is not even remotely close to the best way of helping his mom.

Imari

And your name is literally Himothy Stfu you fuckin loser.

✨《HENTAI GOD》✨

? bro wtf are you on about nigga stfu you are cringe keep yo opinions to yourself.

✨《HENTAI GOD》✨

Ofc you’d bring up the molestation part, your name and profile pic explains it all

Himothy

Lupa looks like a gym enthusiast from the 80s

Himothy

Tf are you even on about

Himothy

Brian Tyree Henry would’ve been great for that mission on Ep. 5 since they have such great chemistry when it comes to hating each other 😂

Delinda Arts

What? You have to be dumb

Imari

He deserved every bit of it lol like what is he doing 💀

Imari

Lmfao being black has nothing to do with being good at skiing lol how many people you know ski tf 💀

Imari

This has nothing to do with the situation lying and saying you good at coustmer service is different from lying about cutting contact with your family when your job is to literally kill people pls stop comparing those two thing it makes no damn sense 💀

Imari

That doesn’t make it ok she could still be killed from this like whatever disease she has it can’t be worth this type of risk he could get her and Jane killed for what?

Imari

Ok but still the job is clearly more dangerous for her than McDonald’s so he better pick up that fry scooper and get to work

Imari

never thought id see bait here but damn this is good

matt i

this comment is great rage bait

Quentin

Sheera and Lupa are so one dimensional 😂while roshi intellectually observes the show.😩Also Lupa you are insanely quick to call people out for doing the same thing you would do, with them nasty ahh gloves boa😂

Mohamed Hassan

Bro nobody thinks that frfr lool they was jokin bruh😅…… cuz of the black stereotypes lol

john segun doe

I need a paperboi or darius guest star asap

john segun doe

Bro u stated ur issue with the race swap of the characters and then stated the reason why it don’t make sense is cuz they aint attractive. How you don’t see why people are put off by that because of the correlation between looks and race you made is BEYOND ME. Now, If thats not what you meant, then fine. Thats why there is an Edit button. But why you gaslighting in the replies?? lol smh. Plz re-read your comment!!

john segun doe

You cant wit sheera lol. She literally a human AYOO moment

john segun doe

Issues is it can get them both smoked, in the 1st episode we saw what the company they worked for will do. Now to be fair the company keeps a long leash and they’re fairly forgiving but still I wouldn’t tempt fate since its both of their necks the company will come for so he’s not only putting himself but her at risk. Hell he might be putting his family at risk too they might catch some hot ones out of spite

PJ Rivera

Yes, obviously - just hide it better than John's dumbass. The only reason we know about his mum is because he talks with her several times a day, and hasn't set any boundaries between them in consideration of his job. The is no reason they'd need to be in danger if you went about the deception intelligently

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Man bump the episode. Why is Lupa dressed like a black character in streets of rage. Them beat ‘em up gloves he got on 😭

JayTheRookie

John really doing something weird or dumb every episode like he got a quota from HiHi. This is hilarious.

PersonaFyde

and what if a consequence of not following the agreed-upon rules is the murder of your loved one? still worth taking the job?

DelusionalNYC

exactly like i get it it’s your mom you don’t want to cut her off but he putting everybody at risk by contacting her we don’t know enough yet so him and his mom might be fucked regardless so he does it anyway idk

Son Chaeyoung

@Mr. K Only circumstances can tell. It's different perspectives and I get both, but if I need that money I am not cutting that close someone out. Especially if they need me.

Aniki Pft

There's no amount of money I would take that can be a potential risk for my family's well being and livelihood. I'd rather be broke and have my family for the rest of my life than be well off and have a strong chance of them getting smoked by some random soldiers and henchmen.

Mr. K

Yea that’s true but see both sides. It was the job description and if you aren’t able to comply then don’t take the job. But most people would do the same thing that John did especially if they have an important person in their life.

Chase

JJ no agrees with you 😭bro ur completely wrong lmao

Chase

You gonna lie about something like that that could get you and you’re mother killed if found out

Kingmakaii

I feel that's definently gonna come back to bite her at some point later on

Jaelyn Mcgee

It don't even gotta be a parent. It be a child, sibling, lover, friend whatever. To get angry at a mf wanting to keep contact with someone close is insane. Especially when it's the only option for you and provides good money. "They gonna try to call her and she's not going to respond" like his mother could die tomorrow and he wouldn't know lmao. Think.

Aniki Pft

Touch some grass if you think I care 🤣

JJ

JJ bro nobody is agreeing with you…

Gabe

So you’re saying it has nothing to do with secret agents ?

JJ

it is a different story

JT

Womp womp drop a tear

JJ

People who say shit like this are some of the ugliest people ever

Ashe

It’s not an the original show it’s going off the same premises of the movie and it has the same name are you retarded? And it’s my opinion 😂

JJ

It's not a remake of the movie but the original show that the movie was based off. Being attractive had nothing to do with the original source..

Naledi Biyela

I never said Black people weren’t attractive the two leads that they chose, for the show are unattractive. I think you might be racist bro 😂😂

JJ

Yo what? 😭 black peoples are just absolutely unattractive no matter what 😭

Imari

Im black, I snowboard, I also live in Denver with easy access to mountains. Black people may not be one of the wealthiest in the country but we have incredible buying power. So we can allocate our money to going skiing but culturally we probably don't want too. besides the "oh black people don't ski." we also say "oh thats white people shit." which we apply to skiing or anything that a majority of white people do, while skiing isn't cheap its still not impossible to do especially with it being now easier today to get affordable rental gear etc. also Majority of black people are in the south or east. Not alot of black people can be found in Denver. trust me not alot of us here lol

Arsean Wilbon

I just hated how it was the niggas we didn't trust come back and do THAT shit bruh

Jadon

Yeah I don't think that ending was necessary, kind of felt unearned

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Right? And we already know roughly what they make for their missions, OF COURSE I'm lying for the bag it's not even a question

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Exactly they only go off on him like that Because they don’t see it from him perspective there quick to judge someone when your not in their situation, no one in their right mind can just cut their parents off completely

Fizzy

I will lie till I'm blue in the face for the bag lmao. How much to be a spy? Literally most people lie in some way on their job applications anyway so I don't even see the issue.

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

It has nothing to do with being black, its purely economic disparity. You're retarded if you think anyone offered to go skiing would say no because 'huh im black' like???

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Wus good with yall fr? Like who tf cares if abandoning people was a part of your job description. Unless you're relationship with your parents was chopped then no one in their right minds would cut contact with them - would any of you? Doubt it, so all that's left is to lie. Plus you're crazy if you think that the company doesn't know lmao

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

I love how many of us are all getting triggered by the argument moments and relatable couple things. I think this shows done a great job establishing stepping stones to a relationship.(and marriage, sure). The team aspect of their job is certainly relatable.

Anna Anthony

Leaving your mother behind is CRAAAAAAZY. I was mad with him until I realised it was his mums

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

@11:30 not in Black History Month ya'll. My black ass school had a ski club. Granted we in the North, but still lmao!

Anna Anthony

I have white friends from work that actually have been. I saw this series before Roshi and team started reacting and told my friends what I thought and they said it was about right.

Dark Shogun

I dont like how she brought up the molestation thing either sure mabey its for a point but i think there are a lot more non-gruesome topics for me that actually know people that it has happend to i dont know how to feel.

✨《HENTAI GOD》✨

U niqqaz are so fuckin annoying! Nobody ever lied on their resume now?...stfu! The fact that so many of y'all crying about him talking to his Momz is crazy, and Jane is only upset because she's a fuckd up individual that cares about no one. If U actually believe that the ppl they work for don't already knows how often he talks with his Moms ur slow in the brain anyway

Ser Arthur Dayne

Whole lotta racism in that comment

Kumi Chan

No but I might be acoustic

JJ

😂😂how lol why not just make a new story

JJ

Just wondering where you dropped as a baby by any chance

Fizzy

What did i just read

faded

Also, the kidnapping was planned. The waiter gave her a drink, her favorite, free of charge. After she drunk part of it, she was stumbling and had to go to the bathroom because she didn't feel good. That's how I see it, anyway; I didn't even realize it till on my first rewatch.

Hunter

To be fair to Dark Shogun, his estimate of 4-5/100 people seems high from my experience in the US and Europe. After looking online that indeed seems to be the case. Black population in US is 12.1% of the total per 2020 census (https://www.brookings.edu/articles/mapping-americas-diversity-with-the-2020-census/). Meanwhile, data from the National Ski Areas Association suggests that only 1.5% of skiers are black (https://nsaa.org/webdocs/Media_Public/IndustryStats/Skier_Demographics_2023.pdf).

Sekraan

I'm crying nobody got the joke that Sheera mde at 37:55 LMAOOOOO

Myla Mason

This is a crazy statement 😭

Hunter

I haven’t watched the show yet but why did they race swap with a oriental and a black person when they could’ve made a whole new show. The point of Mr and Mrs smith is that they’re suppose to be extremely attractive wtf

JJ

I think Lupa needs to understand it’s not that serious bro

Kevante Caldwell

How do yall record your reactions?

Tim Drake

lmao not Earn

Colet

"Shut the fuck up bitch, I have a gun and I will shoot you" holy shit the first time I watched, that line took me out, Jane has the most insane lines 😂 You just know that German couple went home and said "oh my god these americans and their guns, they really are insane"

John Cedar

If you've never been to one, how could you possibly know how many other black people are/aren't there? 😂

John Cedar

Triggered twice this episode lol Sheera yelling "this is what niggas do," I almost thought I was arguing with my ex again, had me bout to cuss out my screen lol then Jane sending all them texts 😂 John tripping for having taken the job knowing he wasn't about to cut ties with his old life, but people do crazy shit for money everyday especially when they feel like they don't have any other options so I think it makes the character more relatable and drives home how Jane is the brains and John is the heart.

A. P.

It was either this or McDonald’s for John lmao he didn’t have much choice if he wanted to support his mom

Anorak

I know where their coming from in terms of just people oversharing their entire life story and every little thing going on in their head. Idk why, but people seem to think that especially in retail that they can tell you anything

Jaelyn Mcgee

On instagram early today I seen that apple said you can put your iPhone in uncooked rice & now that showed up on the episode 😂

KayWhereYouAt

Btw if you go back to episode 1 you notice that John basically said he wasn’t wanted anywhere else. From that and episode 2 where he says we won’t fail. I think this is was the only job that wanted him and he’s probably doing this to help his mom. All speculation! I love how alive and real these characters feel, they have their odd qualities and moments, but also natural and unique moments as well.

Tellyg47

I get that but like Jane said this is selfish it could get both of them or his mom or all 3 of them killed

Kingmakaii

Looks like that’s his pattern. He has that personality of someone you would love to be friends with but would never date or bring into a serious situation.

Tellyg47

last minutes of this episode made me feel single as hell that was so cute

dawn

I be feeling like she yelling at me lmao

Delinda Arts

i understand Earn callin his mom BUT being a whole high-risk spy callin your mom from your personal is fuckin crazy lmao

Delinda Arts

Not going to lie when I first watched this I thought the wife was someone else

Kevs rey

Yeah, but in the 1st episode he mentioned how him and Jane couldn't find anything else. Whether or not if it was in their fields I'm sure the money doing this is 10x better than anything normal.

Aniki Pft

That is still insane to say especially if you've never been to one yourself lmao

Aniki Pft

He shouldn’t of took the job them me personally ik I’m not gonna be able to cut contact with my mom especially if I’m the only thing she has so I’m not gonna say yeah I can do that just for a job especially one that could result in me her or both of us dead

Kingmakaii

In my opinion bro that nigga did no wrong he said they talked about this how you gonna get mad when he do what he said he’d do when yall talked about it if one of us get grabbed and niggas ask for ransom don’t pay that shit 🤷🏽‍♂️😭

Kingmakaii

I'm not saying there are NONE. I'm saying out of 100 people you'll find maybe 4-5 black people.

Dark Shogun

john was annoying me the whole ep but won me back over in the last 5 mins lol

cami ً

Ski resorts go hard. I'm black and whenever I went to one I would see other black people, idk what yall talking about.

Aniki Pft

To be fair, that's his mother. Cutting contact with her not knowing how long they'll be doing this is crazy, like yeah it's dangerous but if you had super close ones especially depending on the circumstances, alot of people wouldn't be able to stay away. And we've established that this job was like the only fit for him, probably to take care of his mom. Talking to her twice a day is insane though lmao.

Aniki Pft

11:43 Sheera on a different energy then she was in last nights stream 😂

R'Mani Leavell

Shit I wanna go snowboarding lol nothing wrong with that

Jadon

I Love when sheera randomly yells at the characters loool

Zim

The only thing is the ending pissed me tf off bruh lol but I loved their dynamic and I hope they somehow come back in the 2nd season

Jadon

John has too much heart while Jane has barely any. I think thats why they cant see eye-to-eye on the mother thing. John probably took the job for his mother, but Jane took it for herself.

Coco

Glad that they're picking up on how sus HIHI is

Jovan

Lupa FTW. That's the same thing I said when she asked John if he knew how to ski. How many black people do you see at ski resorts? You'll never see me at one.

Dark Shogun

lol yall was on Jon heavy this episode

Renni .

was gonna do the same but i had too much assignments to do \

TheyCallMeKingz

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hasnain Khan

I absolutely love this so. Binged all 8 episodes in a day, yall for a great ride!

Jadon

It's scary how easy it is to plant a camera in their room

bleach

Things moving fast but still love it

arnold peterson


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