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Blue Eye Samurai Ep 7

the fuckening

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i rather be born with no hands then have them chopped off

joshua rosario

You guys don't understand I know that in many cases this is a traditional meal or know that in many countries they eat much stranger things. The fact that Roshi wasn't a little suspicious, which is his MO, is what got me. Sheera had it right. It's pure fuckery from the get go, and hazing by the mother. I also know that these types of meals went out of style a long time ago before the Tokugawa era.

CornCobBob

horse milk is gross enough, but horse cum? 😭

hypokokoro

He straight up thinks Mizu is a man and got very aroused from their play fighting, he's bi. Plus gay/bi samurai were very common. You don't see it portrayed much because there are problematic aspects of the culture but samurai did have a practice of male love / bonding amongst younger boys and other men called wakashu that stemmed from Buddhist practices that eventually faded off due to western Christian influences. Love between boys and men were considered different than a man with a woman. Very interesting stuff.

Isaac

Does it even count if Mizu is a woman? That could just be the straight senses lol

Kinkaz

People already eat animal testicles TODAY; horse semen because "tradition" doesn't seem that crazy when you think about what people already do.

Kinkaz

Every time lupa says that , i die laughing

yahye

I ain't even mad, it's just confusing how ppl lack common sense sometimes.

JsnSkg

well guess,what I introduce you to this little thing we call comprehension,everybody has a different version,dont make it bother you like that bro

Xavier Baker

The shit at the begininng rivaling pdiddy freakoff

That Guy

I know Jsnskg, they often misinterpret shit and its annoying

Kumi Chan

How was it dumb on Akemi's part? How the fuck could she possibly know what would happen? She's not psychic.

JsnSkg

If I'm Mizu, I really dgaf about what anybody thinks of me or says. I got a mission, and I'm gonna carry it out one way or another. Don't need anybody's approval, and certainly don't need to be imprisoned in some code other ppl assumed I had to follow. "You're not a samurai." No shit, Sherlock. Kiss my ass.

JsnSkg

Taigen feeling like Zapp Branigan. https://youtu.be/Ky2NeKj21mY?si=Gb7bO7KIOTlMep9d

FictionalAlarm

It's important to get your horses off once in a while, especially if they're active riding horses. Real talk. No bull.

HIM

that dude was getting usopp

Steve Harvey Dent

I don't think it's been pointed out enough, but the voice actor for Madame Kaji is actually the OG Mulan lol. Ming-Na Wen is goated fr fr.

HIM

Yep, they all missed that and I missed it the first time too lol

Mack

This man invented an origin story for toothpaste :D Shinji Colgate? Really? :D

T.E. Stroud

Why they let the horse cum

Zion Williams

DOODOO stains on the tip??

Jaiden Frazer

Sinister Sex 👺

Tim Chaos

I'm pretty sure it was both at the same time. A lot of traditions that are gross or weird as fuck stem off "character building" when it makes you do those type of stuff. We did see a whole town strip butt ass naked and dive into ice cold water for a STICK earlier and this is in olden times so that could kill someone and in other parts of the world there are tradituobs and right of passages that involve hair pulling and other forms of mild to extreme physical harm. Here it's obvious they were taking pleasure in this tradition, fake or legit. To me, it seemed legit except that bird part. That part was malicious trolling for sure.

Isaac

Well in this time a woman can straight up die from a common cold, child birth or an std from all that unprotected sex or just from a man feeling like it so eating all that off royal wife tradition is just another Tuesday.

Isaac

"Rosh...I gotta a question." Put that on T-Shirt!

DevilMayCarter

Cody out here trying the absolute most to have L takes

GigaDirt

In general straight dudes like to fuck a chicken in a place here they bleed near the place they fart so this ain't nothing

Isaac

I mean at least they gave it an honest go

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

She did forge the other broken blade she gave Taigen into the new steel. Along with her broken blue sword, her first knife made as an apprentice, the bell from Ringo, and her master’s metal tongs of punishment

Jaden

I feel so bad for Akemi. She literally freed and employed her friends from the ho house and now they're in danger because this whole time her father was in on overthrowing the shogun. That would mentaly ruin me... I kinda hope she does feel for the shogun son because clearly those rumors weren't true. His mother probably made up those rumors to make him seem more imposing and masculine due to his seemingly timid nature and his speech impediment. I hope he doesn't die but I'm prepared for the tragedy. Also, taigen officially a bisexual icon. We love to see it.

Isaac

aw naw nigga

Boogie

All that shit they made her eat is so dangerous man. The prions that could be in the pigs brains, the worms that could be in the raw liver, the salmonella in the raw blood, the bacteria in the semen? 🤢 Girlie could literally be dead next month.

LisMM

WAIT that guy she kinda smirk at at the bouquet that’s the noble she made beat off to the poem shit LMAOOOO I never noticed that

Giyuu

My man roshi falling for the Itoh troll. This guy trusts no one, always ready with the pocket sand, but Itoh's wife be like "here's some rabbit liver with horse semen". Roshi: "Nah, nah. It's just tradition."

CornCobBob

Imagine while she's banging the prince he started stuttering his moans LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

His face when “Ping” knocked him down during sparring is not the face of a man who doesn’t know he likes men 😭 Matter of fact it was the face they cut back to with Mizu a few episodes ago when it was hinted that she’s attracted to Taigen, lmao

Bria A.

Literally Shang was like “ You’re not a fem boy twink 🤨😡”

Cayla Gibson

(There’s actually a funny theory thread on this and someone pointed out that Shang has zero lines on A Girl Worth Fighting For.)

Bria A.

I’m in the camp that his realization was actually “am I into girls?” lmao. That man was around soldiers 24/7, I’m sure he’d figured out the vibes by then. Plus his biggest character arc was struggling to accept that Ping was Mulan, not the other way around.

Bria A.

I've been waiting forever for that oni pegging reaction lmao I legit had to pause the episode and take a walk outside haha

Wrëck

So why are you here in this comment section then? Just to comment negative stuff? To be annoying? That's embarrassing and childish.

Marc Senécal

nigga getting his ass ate haha. no foul though. I fuck with that heavy

Asellian

One underrated thing I love about this show is how it visually shows the progression of time / the seasons without having to resort to timeskip captions or other obvious indications for the most part.

Bria A.

every time the sword maker talks all i hear is Shang Tsung....

Godrick

Add another 0 and turn it into US and you maybe right 500k 😭

Kingmakaii

They stated earlier in the season that the Shogun's son's first wife died during child birth, if I'm recalling correctly.

Dee

I bet you would for 50,000 rupes

Franklin wasn't getting away with 35mil scott free

Eating horse cum is wild bro I’m not eating this shit 😭

Kingmakaii

@Cody boooooo

Anorak

The speech Fowler gave about having to feed on his sister for survival as a kid while he was putting together the gun was crazy. Great villain.

Mack

Why the fuck you on episode 9 then?

William kimura

What’s crazy is bro went from having a hard on to saying he’s gonna kill her again in a matter of minutes

Nick Vaughn

Taigan pulling a Shang from Mulan “Am I into guys???” LMAO 🤣

Cayla Gibson

I always look forward to yalls commentary it's always a fun time 😚

Yessy31

Yehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Hasnain Khan

Her remaking the sword with the different metals, accepting her “impure” blood, all while completely naked ready to do whatever it takes has to be one of my favorite sequences ever written

cyrus gudino

L take cody

Joel Mason

Bro I laughed so hard when Lupa said "Roshi I got a question"

bleach

Cody u are in the minority here lmao

kingBD

wrong u stupid ass

Tyrone

and this aint one of em lmao.

Cody

God I can’t wait for season 2, netflix screws up a lot but when they hit they HIT

PJ Rivera


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