Snaccidents Will Happen - F4A - Romance Comedy - Confess or Starve, Those Are Your Biscuit-Based Options

It was supposed to be a quiet evening. Just me, my forensic accountancy coursework, and possibly a custard cream or eight. Then you showed up, with your eyes and your face and your “just one biscuit” routine. I was going to save you from yourself, truly, I was. But somewhere between accusing you of being the addict and planning world domination, I told the truth. Or maybe you kissed it out of me. Either way, now I can’t stop. And I definitely don't want to share my biscuits. Or you.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I was meant to be taking over the world. Not falling in love on a sugar high and accidentally confessing it mid-snuggle.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You were supposed to be a distraction. But now you taste like happiness and every secret I’ve tried not to say.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Snaccidents Will Happen [Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Trainee Accountant Roleplay][Bes Friend Roleplay][Friends to Lovers][Self-Sabotage][Biscuits as Bribes][You’re Cute When You Beg for Biscuits][Fine, You’re Cuter Than a Corgi][She’s Not Evil, She’s Hungry][One More Biscuit and I Might Marry You][You Have a Biscuit Problem, I Have a You Problem][I’m Only Manipulative Because I Care][I Weaponise Custard Creams][No, I’m Not in Love, I Just Snuggle Strategically][Let Me Distract You Before I Say Something Real][Portly Would Never Betray Me Like This][We’re Not Dating Unless There Are Snacks Involved][I Opened the Window to Cuddle, So What][You Tasted Like Biscuits and Now I’m Doomed][These Feelings Are Inconvenient but Here We Are][Flustered][Awkward][Smitten][Manipulative][Playful][Hungry] Cuddly][Love Confession][Custard Creams Are a Gateway to Biscuit Addiction][You’re the Reason I Haven’t Done My Homework, and Possibly the Reason I’ll Take Over the World]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional manipulation, food-based bribery, denial, awkward intimacy

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Let’s say, purely for argument's sake, you’ve decided to swear off biscuits. Maybe someone guilt-tripped you. Maybe someone locked the tin. Maybe you’re tragically misguided. Whatever the reason, I need to know… how long do you think you’d last?

I’m asking for… science. Not at all because I’m planning sabotage.

• ⏰ 10 minutes, tops

• 😩 I’d cry by day two

• 😇 A whole week. I have willpower. Probably.

• 🍪 Zero seconds. I’m literally eating one right now.