Cupid Really Needs to Calm Down - F4A - Dark Romance - She Loves You, That’s Why You’re Still Breathing

I should be calm. I should be terrifying. I practised my scary face and everything, but the moment I see you, I just crumble and giggle like a fool. I brought you here to kill you, you know. That was the plan. Nice and tidy. Efficient. Then you looked at me with those eyes and suddenly my hands would not cooperate. I slaughtered ten people because I could not bring myself to touch you. And now you are here, and I am in love, and it is all your fault, darling.

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🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I keep telling myself I am a killer, but then you do that adorable little face and I forget how to breathe, let alone murder. You turn me into something sloppy and sentimental and it is infuriating.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You are so painfully cute I can barely stand it. I want to terrify you, I really do, but every time you panic I just want to kiss you and maybe tie you down again for safety.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Cupid Really Needs To Calm Down [Dark Romantic][Comedy][Unstable Killer Roleplay][Captive Listener][This Was Not the Plan][You Were Meant To Be a Target][It Got Complicated Fast][Feelings Are a Major Inconvenience][You Are Very Bad for My Reputation][Look What You Have Done to Me][You Ruin Everything, Including Murder][Stop Being Cute, I Am Trying To Be Scary][This Is Not How Kidnapping Works][I Am Blaming You for All of This][Unsettled][Flustered][Obsessive][Volatile][Possessive][Conflicted][Fixated][Awkward][Fraught][Enemies To Something Strange][Instalust Gone Wrong][Look at You, Making a Killer Forget Every Plan They Ever Had][If You Knew How Much You Undo Me, You Would Be Far More Worried]

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Trigger Warnings: kidnapping, captivity, threats of violence, obsession, stalking, emotional instability, power imbalance

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Well, I wasn't expecting company exactly, but I did set up the room for... us. Just in case. So, since we’re here together, and I definitely won't be letting you go anytime soon... how should we do this whole sleeping arrangements thing?

Here, let me tempt you:

• 🛏️ We share the bed. Obviously. I like warm things.

• 🧸 You take the floor. But I’ll bring pillows. Maybe.

• 🔒 You sleep chained up. For your own safety. Obviously.

• 🩸 You don't sleep at all. I like watching you too much.