A Paw and Order Situation - F4A - Romantic Comedy - Flustered Angel Tries Not to Fall in Love

I used to have purpose. I had reports in triplicate, an inbox to clear, rules to follow. Now the apocalypse is over, and I’ve got nothing but time, tea, and far too many staplers. I didn’t ask for feelings, I certainly didn’t ask for you, and I definitely didn’t ask for a hellhound disguised as the fattest corgi I’ve ever seen. But here you are, looking at me like that again. Fond. And I’m running out of excuses. I’ve already filed a report. I think I’m falling.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am an angel. I do not pout, I do not blush, and I do not fall in love with demons... except possibly, maybe, just this once.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re a demon. You’re smug, insufferable, and you brought me a corgi. I should file a complaint, but instead I think I want to hold your hand.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] A Paw and Order Situation [Romance][Fantasy][Comedy][Supernatural][Post-Apocalyptic Slice of Life][Neurotic Angel Roleplay][ Demon Listener][Friends to Lovers][Hellhound Adoption][Saving the World Was Just the Start][Oh No, It’s a Hellhound and I Love It][You’re HR? I’ve Been Reporting Feelings to You for Months][I Can’t Love You, I Have Forms To Fill Out][You’re Not Fat, You’re Portly][Corgis Are a Valid Emotional Support Strategy][I Certainly Didn’t Write Our Names in Hearts][That’s Not Flirting, That’s Paperwork][Portly Has Seniority Now][Stop Looking at Me Like That While I’m Filing][Why Do You Keep Bringing Me Things I’m Not Allowed to Want][I Did Not Fall for You, I Was Pushed by a Corgi][You Phished Heaven’s HR, That’s Not Romantic][Angels Don’t Swear Except When They Do][Yes, I Swore. No, You Can’t Quote Me][Flustered][Neurotic][Vulnerable][Sarcastic][the Apocalypse Was Easier Than This][Love Delivered in the Form of a Fat Dog][Bureaucratic Romance][Portly Is in Charge While I Get Changed, Obviously][I Didn’t Fall for You, I Just Filled in the Appropriate Forms. And Yes, I Ticked the Box Marked “Fond”]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional repression, romantic confusion, post-apocalyptic themes, light swearing, implied romantic manipulation

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Look, some of us process emotion through administrative means. It’s perfectly valid. I’m just saying that when a demon looks at you with those eyes, it helps to have a form.

What’s your preferred method of romantic expression?

• 📝 Submitting a feelings report in triplicate

• 💬 Passive-aggressive post-it on their desk

• 📦 Leaving tea and pretending it’s not a gift

• 🐶 Stealing them a hellhound. Obviously.