Orange You Glad to See Me - F4A - Comedy Spy Romance - Romance with Explosives on the Side

I wasn’t supposed to get attached. You were a target. A professional liability. You had a gun to my head and I had the entire security system in my pocket. It should have ended there. But then you looked at me like that, and suddenly I’m blackmailing judges, bribing prison staff, and turning up in this visiting room with cake and an escape plan. I came here to say sorry. And also to ask if you’d consider becoming a spy. Also… maybe marry me. Maybe. If you’re not still mad.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am a highly trained operative with top-level clearance, a corgi with a jetpack, and absolutely no idea how to talk to you without sounding like a lovesick idiot.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You’re a world-class criminal, terrifyingly competent, annoyingly good-looking, and unfortunately the only person I’ve ever wanted to risk my entire career to impress.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Orange You Glad To See Me [Lovesick Spy Roleplay][Bank Robber Listener][Prison Visit][This Is Not a Date][Technically I Got You Caught][You Make Me Useless at Spy Work][I Definitely Did Not Stare at Your Arse][Regret Tastes Like Cake][You’re in Prison and I’m in Love][This Wasn’t Supposed To Be Romantic][What Do You Mean I’m Not Smooth][Okay Fine I Begged My Boss][I Didn’t Mean To Ruin Your Life][Yes I Brought a Leather Bodysuit][Flustered][Conflicted][Obsessed][Charming][Smitten][Impulsive][Adoring][Messy][Enemies to Lovers][Spies Make Bad Hostages][I Blackmailed Your Judge, Yes, but Only To Make Sure You Got the Nice Duvet]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional manipulation, power imbalance, imprisonment, flirtation under coercive context, blackmail references

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Look, when they asked me to pick my spy codename, I panicked and said “Honey.” Now it’s on every document, every comms channel, every knife handle. I might need a backup. Something with presence. Something that says “yes I cry in prisons but I also blow up buildings.”

Vote for my codename upgrade:

• 🍯 Honey (Fine. I’ll own it.)

• 🐍 Viper (Ssslightly dramatic, no?)

• 🎇 Wildcard (Because I am one)

• 💋 Smoulder (Don’t you dare laugh)