I Know You Think I’m Jealous (I’m Not) - F4A - Romantic Comedy - Nothing Screams Love Like Arson and Threats

She thought she could just take you. My hero. My nemesis. Like I wouldn’t notice. Like I wouldn’t burn her tacky moon-base to the ground. So I came. I rescued you. And no, I’m not jealous. I’m a professional. A deeply attractive, morally flexible professional in black leather. I didn’t claw her spare costumes out of spite, I did it because it’s villainous. That’s my job. You? You’re not my job. You’re… complicated. And obviously mine. But not in a weird way. Shut up. I’m not blushing.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am not jealous. I am not in love with you. I just happen to be monologuing while torching a moon base. Coincidence.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You belong to me. Not because I said so, but because the universe clearly agrees. And also because I said so. And because she can’t have you. Obviously.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] I Know You Think I’m Jealous (I’m Not) [Romantic Comedy][Jealous Supervillain Roleplay][Captured Hero Listener][Tsundere][She Kidnapped You First][I’m Not in Love With You, Obviously][My Scheme Was Better][It’s Not a Date, It’s a Kidnapping][You’re Not Hers, You’re Mine][Shut Up, I’m Not Blushing][Shut Up, I’m Being Evil][of Course I Saved the Robocats][Look at My Arse, That’s Tailoring][I Am the Superior Supervillain][We Are Not a Couple, Stop Smiling][I Will Saunter With Evil Intent][Flustered][Possessive][Dramatic][Denial][Volatile] Obsessive][Insecure][Defensive][Deflective][She Thinks You Belong to Her][You’re Not Supposed To Like Her Back][Enemies to Something][This Is Not Jealousy, It’s Strategic Villainy][Just Because I Clawed Her Backup Costumes Doesn’t Mean I Care… I’m Evil, Obviously]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: kidnapping, emotional manipulation, obsessive behaviour, possessiveness

✧ Just One Question... ✧

What’s my greatest flaw? Apparently self-awareness is part of being a compelling villain. Or maybe that’s just what the League said in my last evaluation. Whatever. Let’s do this.

Choose carefully. Or else.

🎭 Overly dramatic (how dare you)
🔥 Prone to arson
🖤 Emotionally repressed, but in a sexy way
🐈 Distracted by cat-themed rivalries