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You Are Cordially Summoned

Added 2025-10-17 04:33:39 +0000 UTC

🦇 AHEM. ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ZE LAIR OF VAYVARD 🦇
Livestream Schedule of DEEP MYSTERY...WELL....shallow mystery and BISCUITS

GREETINGS... mine delicious little Henchcuties...

It is I... VAYVARD, First of Her Name, Bringer of Blankets, Vielder of Ze Glitter Pen, and Supreme Overseer of Accidental Fires.

I haff arisen from mine velvet-lined tomb to bring you not one... not two... BUT THREE LIVESTREAMS OF UNSPEAKABLE RANDOMNESS AND WAYWARDNESS.

Come. Come closer. Let us gaze at ze schedule... together...

🩸 TUESDAY 21st OCTOBER at 20:00 BST
"HOWL YOU DOIN’?"
A full moon... a gentle breeze... and one vampiress askink ze eternal question… “So, like… how are you?”

Ve vill sit. Ve vill chat. I vill make small noises of approval.
You vill feel seen. Possibly too seen.

💀 SATURDAY 25th OCTOBER at 20:00 BST
"ZE SUGGESTION SÉANCE"
In ze dead of night, ze ideas do stir…

Join me as I open ze spooky floor for your audio suggestions. Bring your creativity. Bring your whispers. Do not bring garlic. I vill hiss.

🧛‍♀️ WEDNESDAY 29th OCTOBER at 20:00 GMT
"NIGHT OF ZE LIVING RANT"
She returns… louder than necessary. Opinions sharp as fang. Manners? Absolutely gone.

I vill rant. I vill ramble. I vill dramatically discuss something that upset me in 2020.
You vill listen. You vill nod. You vill survive... maybe.

Be there... or be disappointink.
~Vayvard
Supreme Henchcutie Commander
Loyal Servant of Ze League of Evil™
Minor Threat to Furniture

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