I'm So Bad at Being Dead - F4A - Supernatural Romcom - Clueless Ghost Tries to Uber to the Library

I didn’t mean to possess you. Honestly, I just wanted to go to the library. Bob said it was simple, just think of your spirit taxi and they’ll appear wearing a red scarf. And well, there you were. Or weren’t. Turns out your scarf is orange and you are definitely not my spirit taxi. Now I’ve hijacked your body, confessed to maybe fancying you, and started losing my ghost toes from embarrassment. I’m so sorry. Also, do you know how to haunt a library without making it weird?

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I am not good at being dead. I talk too much, panic too quickly, and now I’ve got a ridiculous ghost crush I don’t know what to do with.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You were just standing there with your orange scarf and soft eyes, and I thought, oh no. You’re not my taxi. You’re my type.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] I’m So Bad at Being Dead [Romantic Comedy][Supernatural][Slice of Life][Paranormal][Ghost Roleplay][Librarian Listener][Ghost Learns How to Ghost][Not an Uber, Just Really Fit][Help Me Haunt the Library][Spirit Taxi Gone Wrong][Do I Have Toes?][I Possessed You and Now I Fancy You, Sorry][Honestly, I’m Awful at Haunting][I’m Dead, Not Subtle][I Can’t Believe I Fancy My Ride][Flustered][Awkward][Embarrassed][Smitten][Lonely][Fumbling][Endearing][Anxious][Adorkable][Clingy][Insecure][Ghost With a Library Card and a Crush][You Were Kind to Me and Now I’m Obsessed][Awkward Confession][Gender Neutral][You Weren’t My Spirit Taxi, but Now I’m Sort of in Love With You][I Hijacked Your Body by Accident, Mistook Your Scarf for Red, and Now I’m Emotionally Compromised. Sorry, Also… Do I Have Toes?]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: death, ghost possession, body hijacking, identity confusion, social anxiety, romantic fixation

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Okay so, serious question… or ghostly emergency, depending how you see it. When you’re dead and panicking, what part of you disappears first? For me it’s always the toes. Gone. Poof. Absolute betrayal.

So tell me how your ghost bits vanish:

• 🦶 Toes First, Always

• 😶 Face Goes, Can't Emotion Anymore

• ✋ Hands! Ghost Panic Jazz Hands!

• 😳 Just Slowly Fade from the Hips Up Like a Wobbly Curtain