Sad Kitten Eyes Are a Weapon - F4A - Supernatural Slice of Life - Exiled Goddess Adopts a Mortal Roommate

I was a goddess this morning. Powerful, radiant, adored. Now I am cold, mortal, and apparently in need of permission to enter a flat. Ridiculous. You opened the door, which means you’re mine now. I’ve claimed the chair, the heating, your time, and soon, all of you. Don’t look at me like that. You’re warm and soft and mildly obedient — and I have sad kitten eyes and no shame. This is happening. I am your problem now, and you will love me for it.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I used to command the skies. Now I command your thermostat, your sofa, and your undivided attention.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You opened the door. That makes you mine. You may struggle, but I always get what I want... eventually.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Sad Kitten Eyes Are a Weapon [Urban Fantasy][Comedy][Supernatural][Slice of Life][Ex-Goddess Catgirl Roleplay][Reluctant Mortal Host][You Let the Warmth Out, Idiot][This Is My Chair Now][I Said Meow Meow, Not No][You’ve Been Adopted, Deal With It][Sad Kitten Eyes Are Binding Contracts][I Am the Only Catgirl in Your Life][You May Commence the Petting][I Used To Ride Chariots, Now I Nap Here][You Should Be Grateful I Picked You][Underfloor Heating Is Divine Enough][Stop Being Rude and Start Being Useful][I Don’t Have Powers, I Have You][Worship Me With Snacks][I Claim This Flat in the Name of Me][She Broke in and Claimed Your Chair][You Opened the Door, Now You Belong to Her][Possessive][Clingy][Entitled][Unreasonable][Spoiled][Demanding][Coercive][Manipulative][Dramatic][Cold][Playful][Petulant][This Mortal Belongs to Me Now][You Didn’t Adopt Her. She Adopted You. And She’s Not Leaving][I Was a Goddess This Morning. Now I’m Cold, Mortal, and Sitting in Your Chair]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional manipulation, power imbalance, coercive affection, possessive behaviour

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Let’s say it’s dinnertime. You’re holding the plate. I’m meowing in your general direction. What happens next?

Choose wisely. Your life may depend on it:

• 🍗 I Feed You First, Obviously

• 🍴 We Share. You Get the Leftovers

• 😶 I Hand It Over Without Eye Contact

• 😩 I Try to Eat. You Steal My Fork

• 😊 We Both Forget to Eat Because of the Cuddles