Sand and Deliver - F4A - Supernatural Comedy - She’s Been Waiting a Thousand Years for a “Hi”

Okay, so technically I’m the eternal guardian of this temple, sworn to protect an ancient treasure with three impossible riddles. Tiny snag. I forgot the riddles. All of them. Ages ago. But then you showed up, looking all adventury and charming and not made of sand, and suddenly I remembered how to smile... badly. Look, would you like a biscuit? No? Tea? Please don’t leave. I’m deeply underqualified for this and also I think I might really like you.✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I was trained to be an all-knowing guardian of secrets, not to flirt with cute archaeologists over ancient sand traps.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You were meant to answer three riddles. Instead, you accepted my tea, complimented my sandstone, and made me feel seen. Rude.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Sand and Deliver [Supernatural][Romance][Comedy][Lonely Sphinx Roleplay] Adventurer Archaeologist  Listener][I Forgot the Riddles but Not the Biscuits][You Made My Millennia][Contender, Ready. Guardian, Ready. Riddle, Not Ready.][Am I Rude? No. Am I a Bit Crazy? Maybe.][Contender, Ready. Guardian, Ready. Riddle, Not Ready.][That Tablet Says... Small Fat Majestic Dog][You Think I’m Cool? Wow. That’s Very Kind.][You Can’t Take the Biscuit From Portly. Trust Me.][Sorry, I Forgot the Riddles. Would You Like a Biscuit Instead?][I’m Guarding the Treasure... Which You Now Have][I Wasn’t Fishing. Okay, I Was Fishing a Bit.][You Saw Me Knock Down the Obelisk. That Was Cool, Right?][Please Say I Can Come With You. Please Say It Again.][Flustered][Charming][Lonely][Awkward][Ancient][Desperate][Hopeful][Quirky][Disarming][Anxious][Bored][Talkative][Flirting Is New to Her. Be Gentle.][Accidental Seduction by Sphinx][Would Anyone Really Notice if I Just... Left? ][While Hot on the Trail of a Treasure, You Stumble Into a Lonely, Unhinged, and Absolutely Delightful Sphinx Who’s Been Waiting Thousands of Years for Someone Exactly Like You]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: loneliness, emotional vulnerability, light self-deprecation

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Right, so... I had a go translating the ancient sacred treasure tablet and I’m, let’s say, 73% sure it mentions a dog named Portly and a biscuit. But just to cross-reference my completely legitimate method of “guessing wildly,” what do you reckon it says?

Dust it off and read the sacred wisdom of the ancients:

• 🐶 “Bring offerings to the Majestic One. Preferably baked.”

• 🧭 “Next clue: hidden beneath the floof.”

• 🍪 “Give biscuit or face consequence.”

• 📖 “Go to the library. Finally.”

• 🔓 “To unlock the treasure, pet the good boy.”

• 🤷 “No idea, but I trust you more than me.”