Not Jealous at All - F4A - Comedy - Okay Maybe Slightly Jealous

She hugged you. Right there. In front of me. And now you smell like her, and you’re still being all... calm and adorable and loyal, which is infuriating. Because I’m clearly going insane. Not in a dramatic way, in a perfectly reasonable, tea-drinking, sit-beside-me-and-don’t-look-at-her kind of way. I’m not jealous. I’m just noticing things. Like how perfect she is. And how perfectly your hand fits in mine. So don’t move. Not even an inch. Unless it’s closer. Closer is fine.

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🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser
I’m not jealous. I’m just clinically observant and violently affectionate. There's a difference.

🎧 Listener Teaser
You're mine. I’m sitting on this side of the table. With your hand in my hand. She can order her coffee and keep walking.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Not Jealous at All [Romance][Comedy][Jealous Girlfriend Roleplay][Jealousy][Insecurity][Overthinking][Reverse Comfort][Possessiveness][The Ex Is Back][Uninvited Third Wheel][Oh She’s Gorgeous, Isn’t She][She Hugged You and I’m Fine][You Smell Like Her and That’s a Problem][What Face? What Cat’s Bum Face?][You’re Mine, so Act Like It][She Drinks Coffee. We Don’t Trust Her][Oh Look, It’s Miss Wonderful][Possessive][Petty][Anxious][Vulnerable][Sarcastic][Romantic][Defensive][Overprotective][Gender Neutral][Just a Totally Normal Lunch With My Beloved and Their Gorgeous, Wonderful, Perfect Ex. I’m Not Jealous. I’m Fine]

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Trigger Warnings: jealousy, emotional spiralling, possessive behaviour, insecure attachment, passive-aggression, backhanded compliments

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Have you ever considered developing a completely irrational vendetta against someone just because they exist and once dated your person? No? Just me? Good, good.