From Bartender to Bank Robber - F4A - Comedy - Career Progression Is Weird

I thought I was just trying to save the bar. I thought I was doing the right thing, the necessary thing. But now our faces are on the news, my heart’s racing, and I feel more alive than I ever did behind that counter. You should have walked away when you had the chance. Instead, you’re here... eating petrol station hot dogs with me while the whole country hunts us. And I’m starting to think I don’t want to stop. I want you beside me. I want the danger. I want this.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

You don’t have to be here… but the way you look at me, I think you want to be. And that might just be more dangerous than robbing the bank.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You followed me through the front doors of a bank with a bag and no backup plan. That’s not innocence. That’s devotion. That’s why I’ll never let you go.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] From Bartender to Bank Robber [Romance][Good Girl Gone Bad][Couple on the Run][Accidental Criminal][Ride or Die][Self-Sabotage][Debt to the Mob][Faces on the News][FBI Closing In][Heist Gone Right][It Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time][Technically We’re Good at Crime][I’m Giving Myself up Except I’m Not][That Picture Doesn’t Even Look Like Me][Don’t Make Me Jealous While We’re on the Run][Tell the Police I Seduced You][Your Picture’s Good, Mine’s Criminal][Let’s Be Criminals in Love][We’re Evading, Not Running][Frantic][Vulnerable][Conflicted][Playful][Gender Neutral][I Just Wanted To Save the Bar. Now We’re Wanted in Three States. Also, Your Hot Dog Is Cold]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: crime, emotional instability, moral conflict, romanticised criminal behaviour, guilt spiralling

✧ Just One Question... ✧

The love of your life just said they’d take the fall for everything. They’re rehearsing a speech about seduction and feminine wiles while repacking your go-bag. Do you stop them, or let them keep talking because it’s actually a bit hot?