Crumbs of Affection - F4A - Comedy - One Woman’s Noble Quest for a Hug

Look, I said I was sorry, didn’t I? I came home, you were glaring at the kettle like it called you names, and then... silence. Actual full-volume silence. So yes, I panicked, and maybe I put a tea towel on my shoulders and declared myself Super Reasonable. And maybe I finished the last thirteen biscuits. But I meant to get more. I thought about getting more. Honestly, if you just hug me, I’ll light an Oreo funeral pyre in the garden right now. You think I’m joking? I wish I was joking.

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser
I will apologise for things I haven’t even done yet if it gets your arms around me faster.

🎧 Listener Teaser
You're a fortress of passive-aggression and kettle-banging. But I love you. I miss you. Just bloody hug me, already.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

[F4A] Crumbs of Affection [Wife Roleplay][Grumpy Listener][Romance][Comedy][Slice of Life][Miscommunication][Overthinking Everything][The Silent Treatment][Tea Towel Cape][Biscuits as Love Language][It Was Just a Joke, I Swear][Cuddles Solve Everything][Silent Treatment. Loud Response][Tea and Biscuits][Over-Apologising][Tea Without Biscuits Is a Crime][I Only Wanted a Hug][No Take Backs on Hugs][You Smiled, Admit It][I’m a Biscuit Banshee][You’re Hug-Resistant][Fine, I’ll Be the Adult][This Is a Hug Emergency][Am I Hugworthy Yet?][Flustered][Overwhelmed][Clingy][Desperate][Unhinged][Loving][Playful][Anxious][Needy][Gender Neutral][I Just Wanted a Cuddle. Is That a Crime Now?]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: emotional meltdown, relationship tension, guilt spirals, excessive apologising

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Hypothetically, you’ve been home for less than an hour and already committed three emotional crimes. How many increasingly dramatic apologies is too many? Or do you just sob into a pillow and hope they hug you out of pity?