My Last Five Brain Cells Say Hi - F4A - Comedy - This Is A Verbal Car Crash

Okay. Right. Deep breath. This is fine. I’m totally fine. It’s not like I’ve spent the last six months strategically positioning myself behind the counter every time you walk in. Or baking experimental cakes just to see which ones make you smile. Or casually (not casually) threatening Carl to swap shifts with me. It’s just... today I’m actually going to say it. Out loud. To your actual face. That I like you. That I want to take you out. And if I faint or spontaneously combust in the middle of it, just... pretend it’s part of the charm?

✧･ﾟ Meet the Players ･ﾟ✧

🧑‍🎤 Speaker Teaser

I’m not smooth. I don’t have game. I have games. Like, actual board games. But if you say yes, I might just pass out from joy and/or cake.

🎧 Listener Teaser

You smile at me like that on purpose, don’t you? You knew. You totally knew. And you still came back. Every week. Wearing that jumper. That was cruel.

✧ Filed Under: This Is What You’re In For ✧

F4A] My Last Five Brain Cells Say Hi [Romance][Comedy][Awkward Barista Roleplay][Coffee Shop Customer Listener][Crushing Hard][Flustered Confession][Favourite Customer][Making the First Move][You Noticed the T-Shirt][No One Else Sits in That Seat][I’m Not in Love, Shut Up][Customer Service Was a Lie][No, I’m Not Blushing, You Are][This Is Fine, Everything’s Fine][You’re Enjoying This Too Much][Why Did I Say That Out Loud][Seduction via Tea Leaves][Don’t Turn Around, There’s a Placard][This Is the Opposite of Smooth][My Dignity Is in the Bin][Shut up I Like Your Jumper][Definitely Didn’t Bake Five Cakes Just in Case][Flustered][Adorable][Clumsy][Adorkable][Caffeinated][Bubbly][Wholesome][Public Display of Fluster][Flirting With Disaster][Gender Neutral][No, I Definitely Didn’t Put That Cushion There. Maybe. Fine. It Was Totally for You]

⚠︎ Read Me Before You Regret It ⚠︎

Trigger Warnings: blushing, stammering, emotional overload, romantic flailing, excessive tea references

✧ Just One Question... ✧

Suppose you’re trying to seduce someone using only baked goods, terrible flirting, and five types of tea. They ask for a sixth. Do you take that as encouragement or a polite way of saying “please leave me alone forever”?