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World Domination Planning Request (Totally Casual)

Added 2025-07-21 00:02:07 +0000 UTC

Hello my darling Henchcuties,

As a not-at-all reluctant member of the League of Evil (please see previous memos, signed declarations, and the time I was voluntold), it is apparently expected that I spend my days plotting and scheming and generally looking very powerful while holding a cup of tea and saying things like “soon”.

And look, I have tried.
I even bought a notebook that says “World Domination Plans” on the cover.
It is currently being used to track snack inventories and draw capes on corgis. So.

The truth is, and I say this with the deepest possible theatrical regret, if I ever do take over the world, it will be by complete accident. Like I’d trip over a USB cord, press something I shouldn’t, and suddenly be the Supreme Ruler of Earth.
And probably apologise for it.
Twice.

That said... you seem like the competent one here. I mean, look at you. You’ve got the Henchcutie badge. You’ve shown up. You probably haven’t set anything on fire this week (or if you have, I’m not judging). So, naturally, I assume you’ve already got a scheme ready to go.

Would you be so kind as to share your brilliant plan with your adorable, benevolent, and extremely trustworthy Overlord?

Promise I won’t copy it.
...She says, blinking suspiciously and already reaching for the glitter pen.

Go on. Tell me everything.
For... research.

With the utmost scheming affection,
Wayward
Totally innocent. Extremely dangerous. Mostly in theory.