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I’ve Made a Horrible Plan and You’re All Invited

Added 2025-06-30 22:07:42 +0000 UTC

Once upon a time (read: several Octobers ago), I had a grand little tradition of doing a ridiculous Halloween YouTube series. Just me. Telling awful jokes. Every day. For 31 days. Like a monster.

…Except the last couple of years didn’t quite go to plan, did they? Life happened. Ghosts of motivation past. The usual.

But this year we’re doing the full cursed calendar. That’s 31 days of groan-worthy, eye-watering, dignity-defying Halloween jokes. Properly. With intent. With spreadsheets, even. (Don’t laugh. This is what planning looks like now.)

The narrative? Oh yes. We’ve got lore.

Peaches the Angelic Diaster has decided she wants to “do Halloween properly. ” Whatever that means in her head. Unfortunately, Gabriel and Michael are both hovering like sanctified moths, making it extremely hard for her to go full pumpkin chaos.

Enter: Luci.

Lucifer, ever the enabler, said something along the lines of:
“Why not tell spooky jokes to the mortals, eh? Ain’t like they’re gonna smite you for havin’ a fuckin’ laugh, are they?.”
(It’s a grey area. Heaven’s HR is still debating it.)

So now Peaches has free rein in Hell’s many, many libraries.
She’s found Hell’s Most Cursed Joke Book™. The jokes are ancient. They are terrible. They should not be read aloud. Which means, obviously, she will be reading them aloud.

If you think this is going off the rails...then you have very good instincts.

Also: yes, Scrappy Doo is the villain again. I don’t want to talk about it.