Wayward Special - January Audio Slot

I’m not saying I’m a little weird. I’m saying I’m a lot of weird, served with a side of sarkiness, cuteness, and tea. You knew what you were signing up for.

Below are your options for this January’s Wayward Special Audio Slot, a selection of stories that are equal parts charming and concerning. All selected audio tracks will be posted on 5th February and sent via email to all patrons subscribed in January.

Choose wisely. Or just pick the one that sounds like the most fun to explain to your search history later.

💔 Option 1 - Your supervillain nemesis is absolutely over your lovesick whining and takes matchmaking into her own hands, classic romantic tropes and all. Too bad she doesn’t realise she’s the one you’ve been crushing on all along.

🍽 Option 2 - Your girlfriend knows the way to your heart is through your stomach, so she’s been treating you to gourmet home-cooked meals. The only problem? She hasn’t actually cooked a single one.

🦔 Option 3 - Nice girls finish last. Bad girls get the biscuit. And you? You’re one very tempting biscuit. Too bad the world’s most adorable hedgehog girl is struggling to play tough, all while taking highly questionable dating advice from her hopelessly single criminal badger best friend.

🔥 Option 4 - You take on the toughest cases, but this cute little pyromaniac might just be the one to break you. Legally speaking, you should steer clear. Personally? You’re in far too deep already.

🍕 Option 5 - In this so-called perfect future, crime is a thing of the past, great news for everyone except your best friend, who’s now the most wanted criminal in the city... for liking pineapple on pizza. And of course, she’s dragged you into her ridiculous mess.

🖤 Option 6 - No one wants to be stalked. No one wants to be someone’s obsession. No one wants to be kidnapped just to be cuddled and spoilt rotten. No one wants that. But to her? You’ve never been no one.

Let me know which one calls to you (not literally, if one of them does speak to you directly, please seek help).