What do you mean it’s 2025?

Not to be dramatic (who, me?), but I could have sworn the nonsense of last year wasn’t supposed to breach the salt line of the new year. And yet, here I am, still wading through the flotsam and jetsam of 2024. I was promised a reset. I was promised new beginnings. Instead, I’m still untangling the same mess, metaphorically and, let’s be honest, literally.

But enough of last year’s nonsense. Let’s press forward into what will hopefully be a less ridiculous, more manageable 2025. On that note, it’s time to pick your selection for this month’s Cuddlesome Audio Slot, because if nothing else, we deserve a bit of warmth and comfort to start the year properly.

How it works:
All selected audios will be posted on February 5th and sent out via email to all January-subscribed patrons. So, take a moment, have a scroll, and let me know what you fancy.

🖤 Option 1: Two sworn enemy agents, reluctantly pulled from their warm, cosy bed, find themselves scheming adorable little excuses to dodge the day’s mission, even if it means dancing around the fact that they’re supposed to be rivals.

🐱 Option 2: When your catgirl girlfriend turns on the irresistible purring cuddle ambush, resistance is adorably futile.

🧵 Option 3: Your girlfriend has knitted you a deeply questionable blanket masterpiece, and while she hesitates to pass it on, you’ve already claimed its horrific comfort.

⏳ Option 4: Your girlfriend needs to get up for work, but you’re far too wrapped up in the cuddles and are ready to cling; the art of strategic snuggling will win this round.

🏰 Option 5: After a long, tiring day, you come home to find that your architect girlfriend has transformed the living room into an outrageously impressive cuddle fortress.

🎮 Option 6: Your loving girlfriend is all set to snuggle up by your side and cheer you on while you game, because moral support is always better with blankets.