A Comprehensive Guide to Being Grumpy and Alive
Added 2024-12-01 16:23:30 +0000 UTCTL;DR: The Hospital Ramble Edition
Weird. Everything’s weird. Also, hospitals.
Turns out passing out is not a personality trait people find chill. Who knew?
“Exhaustion” + “low oxygen” = the world’s least fun math equation.
Nurses: 50% angels, 50% laptop thieves.
Blood tests: where they tell you you’re “super anemic” like it’s a new superpower. It’s not.
Hospital beds: narrow. Pillows: awful. Max pillow limits? Absolutely dystopian.
Do not faint if you’re in a rush. People will ruin your plans by caring too much.
Doctors: “Take care of yourself!” Me: eyeroll disguised as compliance.
Food was edible because my brother is apparently also a hospital chef.
I’m fine. (Spoiler: Probably not.)
Christmas is here. So, everything’s fine. (Lying intensifies.)
Comments
I won't fuss about this, since I'm sure I won't say anything you haven't heard before! That said, I'm very very glad you're not dead and least kind of on the mend (hopefully)!
Kate Mackenzie
2024-12-02 15:57:19 +0000 UTCI’d say take care of yourself, but in the interest of saying what the doctors told you I’ll just say this. We like that you’re here and we very much prefer when you are healthy, respected and content. So please don’t neglect your own needs. 🙏 I promise to never cause trouble in livestreams again. I’ll even try pineapple on…(deep breath) pizza. I need to go shower and brush my teeth after saying that
EarlGrayAddict
2024-12-02 05:39:20 +0000 UTC
