AUDIO ROLEPLAY - If You Think I’m Jealous, You’re Just... Right, Fine, Maybe I Am - We Are Definitely Not Getting the Deposit Back

Me, jealous? Pffft. I’m just waging a teeny-tiny war on your ex. You know, for reasons. Important ones.

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• Event: A fairy flatmate’s protective instincts flare up when she discovers her beloved roommate’s ex-girlfriend is trying to win him back. Cue the fairy “warrior” taking matters into her own hands, complete with a magically oversized corgi as her “battle mount” and an arsenal of sugar-fuelled magic.

• Setting: A cramped flat filled with sugar dust, fairy charm, and a giant corgi “battle mount” nibbling biscuits in the kitchen.

• Mood: A blend of humorous tension, playful jealousy, and tender protectiveness, tinged with a little embarrassment as the fairy’s affections show through her actions.

• Characters: A fiercely loyal and slightly jealous fairy (me) who’s not in love, definitely not. And you, my adorable but clueless flatmate, trying to figure out why I’m so “protective.”

• Theme: Protectiveness masked as playful rivalry, where loyalty meets affection in a messy blend of fairy dust and corgi antics.

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[F4A] We Are Definitely Not Getting the Deposit Back [Fairy General Roleplay][Tsundere Roleplay][Monster Girl Roleplay][Supernatural][Best Friend Roleplay][Flatmate Roleplay][Love Confession][Friends to Lovers][Witch Ex-girlfriend][Not a Traditional Fairy Mount][I’m Nerdy and I Know It][Cracking Up][War!][Do We Have Any More Sugar?][Embiggening][Fairy Dust][Jealousy][Romantic Comedy][Love Triangle][Magic-Induced Mayhem][Possessiveness][Protectiveness][Infatuation][Determination][Flustered][Gender Neutral][It’s Not Jealousy; It’s Protection!][Your Ex-girlfriend Is the Enemy, and I’ll Prove It!][You Don’t Need Anyone Else—I Pay Half the Rent!][Portly, the Battle Corgi, Reporting for Duty!][I’m Definitely Not Jealous, but Maybe Stay Close—You Know, for Safety][Your Ex-girlfriend Wants You Back, Hmm? Let’s See How She Fares Against a Determined Fairy With a Corgi Battle Mount][so What if I’m a Little Jealous? You’re Mine... I Mean, We Share the Rent, Don’t We?]