Esteemed Colleagues and Fellow Connoisseurs of the Psychosomatically Affectionate
Added 2024-08-30 18:04:35 +0000 UTCIt is with the utmost pleasure (and perhaps a touch of professional curiosity) that I extend to you an invitation to participate in a most singular decision: the naming of the world’s first Yandere Rehabilitation Retreat. This sanctuary, designed to gently recalibrate those afflicted with the condition I like to call Amorosis Excessiva, promises to be a haven where tender obsessions are turned into something slightly less... homicidal.
The potential names are as charmingly disarming as the individuals they’re meant to serve. Your input is not only welcome but vital in bestowing upon this groundbreaking institution a title that properly reflects its noble mission of tempering the Passionately Persistent.
To cast your vote, simply choose from the options below and help us christen this unparalleled asylum of amour. Choose wisely—after all, what’s in a name? Quite possibly, a happily-ever-after.
Yours most devotedly in the pursuit of equilibrium,
Dr. Wayward
P.S. Do keep your sharp objects where we can see them.
Comments
All I’m thinking right now is: Harley?
Camilo Iribarren
2024-08-30 19:57:17 +0000 UTCShouldn't that be accepting patients?
Darren Crittall
2024-08-30 18:23:58 +0000 UTCLet me know when you start hiring staff!
Kate Mackenzie
2024-08-30 18:13:53 +0000 UTC