Guy:
"Smile!"
Guy:
"Come on Jess, you look great."
Jess:
"How's this?"
Guy:
"You really are beautiful."
Jess:
"I bet you would say that to any girl who could fill out a bikini."
Guy:
"The lady I bought it from guaranteed me that it would bring out your curves."
Jess:
"Do you like these curves?"
Guy:
"More and more."