SKRIMPS PAYTCH

The croissant review guy in Paris is Luis, an italian youtuber. He is aware of the comedy of it he makes funny videos

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo6fKboqfMs OK LETS GO

Benjamin Stuby

Civil war on drugs is epic but I’d still want Shane’s version

Hurk

Thanks Kanye very cool!

Hilarious that comedy venues make podcasters/comedians go on the radio and news tv when they are literally the thing that replaced radio and the news as mainstream

pocket watching lol

steven

shut up dude they are real buds they split shit like men. your a pussy you wouldnt understand... suck my dick. also this isnt the talk of a guy who"loves matt" so suck nuts retard... matt deserves 100% of his own shit..

Sean Connolly

classic Kanye

This has to be copy pasta what the fuck

Should? Should?? A global populist revolt SHOULD liquidate the banking cartel, restore resource ownership to the people who developed in each region, globally nationalize currency control and educate children globally as to the predatory nature of the scientology-esque abrahamic egregore/the cultural practices of those who created it. The good comics like these guys would push out the artificially inflated inbred goons like davidson and the androgenous blue haired spaslord comedians within weeks. If "shoulds" were shores we'd all be beachfront buddy.

Abuelito

Honestly shane should make 80% of profit on fact that he was trying to help his boy and got cancelled. Love matt but honestly

Check out the mantis shrimp

Guard Rail purposely postponing the upload so we'll go listen to his podcast. Shame.

Drop Butt Stuff II

Saint G

feed me or I will storm the capital

GeneralSquirts

BARK BARK

FierceBrosnan

I got 5 dollaz dude

Sebastian M.

I’ve exhausted myself looking at pictures of male naked butts and would like to cool down with this weeks paytch episode……….. I’m gonna get angry boys

Hunter Green

We want more podcast!

Show Lemaire where the upload button is lol

WTF

Jordan Blackburn

YALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM EPISODES??

Where is it

Come on down, Tejas way. We’re waiting for you.

Guard dog we go nuts for butts ......wheres it at

Seth Hollinsworth

We need da paytch!

Alex

Give me butts

Guard dog, I’m starving.

The dawgs are moving to Texas. God bless.

The dawgs are barking

Gimmie dat 👴🏿

Max Nothstine

Da boys

Randellino

Ima piss on the floor if you don’t feed me

Mountain Dewfus

Give the guys a break they've worked a 100 hour work week

daniel reid

Please sir I’d like some more

You make bitchy dog brain comments on every episode. find some happiness in life bro

Hi boys 🐷 y’all hungry or what

I pay one dollar and five cents a month for this paytch I expect it to be on time every time

Jamie redden

Can't monetize it...stand down

African Rose

I’m getting hungry for my slop having to resort to YMH

Hey dogs go report this bitch for uploading the patch eps to YouTube https://youtu.be/tcnAhxPtomE

Drake Frazier

It’s time for daddy to get his slop

Nooders69

Don't like fishes? WELL ACKCHYUALLY... https://twitter.com/English_idioms9/status/1374321165909512193

He's just a hot guy that makes girls laugh because they love him enough to laugh at everything he says whether it's funny or not.

He does comedy for people that would pay to go to a recording of Wild N Out

right there with ya dawg, idc if i'm just an insecure bitch or if he's actually the most overrated dog whisperer on the planet

Trenton Clark

Yea I feel ya, let's just see if his merit can carry him to be approved of by seasoned comedy fans such as our distinguished selves in a couple years after his netflix deal

Nuggington

Well hes not doing himself any favors because his comedy is just hot guy comedy. It's hardly funny, and purely attracts Gen Z. Feels the same as Trevor Wallace. Hackey internet jokes from the last 4 years. His fan base bothers me way more than him because they think he's the greatest thing to happen to standup

@Seth he's been doing comedy for like 12 years apparently, he doesn't like how he's now just a hot guy comic, maybe give his old stuff a go

Nuggington

Dawgs I'm losing my mind. What's the consensus on Matt Rife? Is he funny? I don't think he is but every comment on his special says he's going to be one of greats. He has a girl audience so I hold that opinion with a grain of salt.

Blessed be the Dawgs for this wonderful bounty this week. Between the McBride, POP, and Skrimps, this feast will not be forgotten. Even though the trough is now empty I will not worry, because I know the most high will bless us with a fresh steaming pile of that good slop soon. Until then, 🙏🏻

https://youtu.be/ne0Nkj2o3vo okayyy let's go!

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRo2wMod/ Shane in 25 years ^

What?

Pause

Shane... Please please please come to Boise on Fully Loaded. The advertisements for the Boise show are not mentioning your name. Please don't do this to me. I tried to get tickets to SLC but it sold out before I could get them. I contemplated going to Phoenix to see you but money was an issue. So please don't miss Boise. And Matt, I'll be seeing you in SLC

Awesome like always

Man the new protect our parks - Mark fuckin shane all up "Corbell *ping" i cant stop watching the big guy shroom giggle

Bryce

Yo Matt, please tell you gay baby brother to stop manscaping his balls, or whatever he does to fill the time, and wrangle Spud for another cast. It's OK that Passio is an autistic charlatan, who may have huffed all of Spud's Doritos dust on that last cast, we still love WM and need more. thanks bro.

NewFool

Omg this is literally the funniest paytch ever

Oi m8ts I just found out about some kind of new mysterious animalz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxcWZNZ6Yc

Coinberg Goldenstein

Hi Shane could you tell Bill that he's a faggot on your podcast

Coinberg Goldenstein

Is this the one where they mock Peterson? I need to find it

Cream brown

lets go

Hi Shane you should set up a Go-fund-Me for a feature length movie about the Notre Dame fighting Irish VS the KKK. It ticks all the right boxes and you can have all your comedy friends doing cameo's. I know Tim Dillon as a grand wizard would be just his speed. You would get massive browny points from your team and Mc'keever could Direct putting him squarely on Hollywoods radar. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxFvGxchoJQ

African Rose

Jerkoff.

Alex Baumgartner

everyone call your local comedy club and tell them you heard about them on the radio and local news

DEREKvs TheWorld

ikr. i pay $1 for this shit

DEREKvs TheWorld

Thank you, African Rose

Boys could u show some respect to the paytch and sit up straight!? Maybe even hats off?? Thanks boys 🤙

The trucker going to the comedy show bit was top tier instant classic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOV2-QEmyp8

African Rose

HH is shit distefano lets a tranny criminal around his kids sus if you like that dumb shit. MSSP/WAR MODE/Any show gillis guests 3rd. and a war mode with gillis on it is beating all of those. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOV2-QEmyp8

African Rose

This was a hot 'cast fellas🤌🤌🤌

cloudbloom

MulShaney, I unsubbed due to your partnership with BL I’ll be back in a few months tho

History Hyenas 1. MSSP 2. Who’s 3?

shane talking about war comedy reminded me that david mitchell and robert webb made a great WWII skit https://youtu.be/hn1VxaMEjRU

This ep has ascended from the primordial soup to the #1 spot of best MSSP episodes. I can't stop laughing at Shane becoming a true dawg in his bit about looking out the window all day. I don't know why it's so funny but God damn I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Up there with the White Boy Crazy clip in the channel's single Youtube short. WATCH IT BUCKAROO I'M THE SHIT KING

Porkins

Matt deserves to be on Protect our Parks.

Who's really the faggot here, Mr 8000 word comment.

Matt does a pretty good job breaking down some of the Disney vs. DeSantis feud. For legal breakdowns good people on this battle are attys. Jonathan Turley (on twitter and articles) or Legal Mindset on YT for deep dive into the court case from someone who used to do FL bond deals. Disney got special treatment way back when Disney World was first created, that went to their heads and they could do a lot of their own self governance. DeSantis helped pull that power away, but Disney's hubris fueled privilege have them fighting it. As Matt says they enjoyed tax benefits, but more importantly development self governance with granting themselves their own permits and using bonds to raise capital. There are rumors that their self-policing within Disney World, help allow - let's just say - some employees who lived on this specially treated land - to avoid trouble after getting too close to kids (many such cases). But beyond this, bigger picture, is that DeSantis has been groomed by the deep state to be one of their players. Yale, special fraternity linked to many Skull and Bones (CIA secret society at Yale), though DeSantis wasn't in Skull and Bones he was a member of another secret society called the St. Elmo Society, was used by the military in Guantanamo and as the legal advisor to a Seal or Seals in Fallujah, in his congressional role DeSantis was basically a neo-con and mostly voting that way like a Paul Ryan type RINO. Now here's the kicker - DeSantis was groomed to be presented as kind of like a freedom and liberty, anti-woke populist. One of his top team people, Christina Pushaw, went to CIA affiliated foreign policy school, worked with a Soros NGO front biz and was allied with a Ukraine friendly crook in the country of Georgia, but somehow she drops all that in Europe to all of a sudden become DeSantis' main press person, changing roles to campaign head. She and other deep state people wanted to use DeSantis to try to screw over Trump's 2024 run while also ruining him for any future plans. They groomed Ron, then they pushed him to be anti-woke in the weakest ways possible (thought getting plenty of news coverage for it), then they enticed him to run against Trump. Look into any of this - all is public knowledge if you know where to look. One good twitter acct. from/in Philly is johnny maga @_johnnymaga . Pushaw had to file as a foreign agent, also easy to look up. So DeSantis could have been good, but he's probably going to fuck it all up, no one will trust him but FL will win over Disney's case. Personally, I'm unaffiliated, not for any party, not for any candidate - though I could see RFK Jr. as having potential if he wasn't bullshit on guns or possibly near-woke b.s. and some other issues, but RFK Jr. probably doesn't have too big of a chance. Get over his voice though. People watch him with the expectation that he'll sound normal, this changes over time, eventually people won't care so much about his voice, just like there are for real some people who don't care Biden talks word salad and sniffs little girls - they see it and are used to it. If he can draw people in with his policy discussion and promises for change, he could still do something significant. I ignore trolls and faggot comments, so if I ignore a comment/reply it's because you're a faggot.

NewFool

idk if anyone else posted this but at I saw this comment tonight first when I went to see the episode at minute 8 I said "who is hane?" as a joke to myself but then realized this is what you meant. sorry for rambling but I'm retarded and gay

Shane please have some dignity and drink PBR or Coors banquet you fruitcake.

Who’s Hane?

Tyler

Glory hope concept: 1 million but you have to try all three mouths and pick which one you like the best. Sleep good that night after realizing choice

If shane doesnt win beer olypmics hes a bitch

55:30 of protect our parks 8 shane being a lil bitch fishing for compliments from rogan love ye shane😂

What’s with the barstool comedy pod takeover? Is portnoy the new Lorne Michaels?

Naw marks been doing that for a while. The timing is just perfect because Matt did it for the first time

thank you, shout out to all the dawz who don't listen to modern garbage JRE outside of when Shane's on

Jay Williams

Mark normans shuttle quack on protect our parks had to be a shot at Matt 🤣

Hell yeah! thanks.

Protect our parks 8 is out on spotify dawgs

I think Matt would enjoy bow hunting, I wanna see one of these guys give it a try.

Every day, Shane gets closer and closer to becoming purely cottage cheese

When Shane was doing the “okayyyy, let’s go” in the ads during the reg episode I was dying

Spud is the man

Shane trying to bring god in to evolution to feel better is hilarious

A small rectification. So the “okay,let’s go” dude is a Dutch child with an incredibly weird hobby. He loves a specific carnaval ride named: de Turbopoliep. His dream is to become the owner one day and be able to create sounds through the soundmixer of the ride. To practice, he has created a miniature version of a carnaval, plus of course de Turbopoliep, in his attic. He also has a soundsystem with a microphone to be able to create the amazing sounds like “Okay let’s gooo” in accordance with the sounds the manager of the real Turbopoliep makes. Now the fun part. The dude sitting with the kid in the video is not his dad, but a random dude from the Netherlands with the exact same weird hobby. When the documentary maker found out about these two dudes with the same weird hobby, they put them in a room together to create the majestic video. After the “okay, let’s go” segment they went to the real Turbopoliep and rode it together 50 times or something. The child even had the opportunity to create the sounds through the original sound mix system. Those guys are certified Dawgzz

No one wants to live or generally be in LA besides people in LA, if it takes 3 hours to drive around it I’d rather do that

I would pay a good sum of money to watch Matt & Shane wasted mosh and arm swing to “Romper Stomper” by The Transplants

I wish Shane would do a show in the Los Angeles area. San Diego sold out in minutes and the resellers were asking for wayyyy too much.

Matt’s wrong an octopus can fit through anything its beak can fit through not it’s eyes. The beak is the only solid part of its body. Eh the dawgs talk a lot can’t always be right I get it.

Any way to bring on more folks?! Please

Now that will mentioned it Shane did seem really nervous on the Danny McBride podcast Hi Shane !

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