SKRIMPS PAYTCH =AuDiO=

you dont think shane can stand toe to toe with graham?

h holly

Rest in peace, Trevor Moore, local sexpot

A Concerned Citizen

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

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Civil war on drugs is goated

Yeah.. no one cares about any of the comments you dumb cunt. I said the movie was pretty good. I’d ask you how that is dick riding but you’re clearly an absolute retard.

You guys gotta watch Whitest kids you know/ Family car dealership.

Its because science has proven that our species despite all natural law developed conciousness naturally and that observing reality has tangible quantum properties so if our entire reality came out of nothing then it was willed into existence and the energy for it can not be destroyed but only transmuted. They have also proven faster than light quantum entanglements that mean time is not just linear time has already happened. So...to wrap up...an undying energy force sprang out of entropy creating all reality and it was willed conciously and this energy created single cell organisms from inert matter like carbon and it evolved into a concious life form that can say dumb shit on patreons.

African Rose

Nobody cares the movie sucked quit dick riding that kikes movie

African Rose

Oh yeah I think you were comparing this movie to Plane with Gerard Butler which is not the same movie. Not even close.

Terrible take on The Covenant, Shane. The afghan guy saved the white guy wayyy more than vice versa. Pretty good movie like most Guy Ritchie’s movies. Also I am still trying to figure out if Matt is a dumb smart person or a smart dumb person. The shit that comes outta his mouth reminds me of a small child who repeats literally anything he reads no matter how ridiculous it is. Love you guys.

Very very good very very cheap

COME ON LADIES COME ON LADIES ONE POUND FIIIIIIIISH

African Rose

shut up nerd

Pray, wherefore hath the paytch episode for the dawgs not arrived, as it is eagerly awaited by all? Verily, we yearn for its advent!

Having a Male penetrate your mind? Ayooo

damn I wish I was half as gay as this

Jay Williams

So a few things, the okay lets go kid: that's not his dad and they dont want to be DJ's they're both a fan of a carnaval ride known as the "turbo polyp" which is a giant octopus. they did an interview with the old guy on tv first and then after seeing that interview the kid reached out to the show that he also liked the carnaval ride so they made them link up which gave us the "okay lets go". Second, the guy eating the croisants in france is italian and doing is during the protests was part of the bit. he also has a great video where he does the same thing but in Napoli right after the football team won the title for the first time in like 30 years. That is all, ty

Matt infiltrated my dreams the other night

How did you dumbasses not bring up Donald Duck blowjob? Classic

not sure he’ll see this. You should probably @ him on Twitter and email it as well. That way he is bound to notice and respect you.

the great fat retard in the sky, and his disciples

Gay Adam

God works in mysterious ways.

The ok lets go kid is weirder than shane knows. That guy isnt his dad nor is it that kids setup. Its some random guys setup and the kid comes over to visit and for some reason they filmed it.

Primordial soup and Cambrian period with propulsion technology

How do you read a book about evolution and believe in God even more after

Gay Adam

There are a bunch of bacteria colonies within the octopus itself. The octopus supplies the bacteria with nutrients and shelter. Because of that the bacteria produce an enzyme called luciferase. That’s what lights up, especially when it’s dark out to help protect the octopi

45:22 Shane “Hunting black people?” Matt “yeah!” Clip it. We got ‘em boys 🤝

Heeeyyyyy. How are you? -SG But, have not seen Matt live. Recording coming up. Very exciting. What are Matt’s first words?

Matt

Damn, going hard. You’re not completely wrong, but damn. I did expect it to be an all time epi, and it certainly wasn’t. Wills was nice though.

Matt

J D HAHAHAHAHAHA

MS not the bad kind

Gotta say big - "My dad used to RUN this lodge " - energy

EpicFlavoredMan

go get some fresh air....2 second inhale...3 second exhale

you are gay

val

LMAO get his ass big dawg

Jay Williams

I bet you eat snickers upside down so you can feel the dick veins on your tongue

THIS PODCAST MADE ME DOWNLOAD PATREON

the mcbride ep could’ve been amazing if they did maybe like 15 mins of show prep. telling someone u based ur personality off your impression of one of the biggest assholes of all time, danny didn’t know what to say at first he was just like lol cringe. but matt without those two questions was just ridiculous and shane would rip lemair apart on a fair one when he would try to interview but i mean aside from the draven bit that was a terrible interview. the “ jackin off is funny” well has run dry for me. also if shane brings up suckin off his dad one more time i swear i’m gonna lose it. you’d think he’d give up that bit after figuring out louis already had been saying that on stage since before he had a career. let alone using it as a closer and saying it on every podcast he’s on stfu man.

Shane could assimilate into the arc village and no one would know

ish

Fuq Disney

Stinky_Dinky

Peep those octopus changing colors in their sleep. Dreaming!

Please do more JP impressions

Definitely a classic paytch! so fucking funny

Check out the octopus episode of Oral Presentations, Wood kills it