UFC GAMING TOURNAMENT PAYTCH

Shanes a bully

I bet lameez loves playing a guy thats over 5'6"

shane needs to get his get back on rogan on ufc 4

Y'all are rich buy a damn capture card so you don't have to point a camera at the TV

Him

Shane is a monster 😂

Jesse Hewes

Shane I am begging you to make a history podcast. And please don't do it with abother history guy, it'll just be you two fighting for verbal real estate. Please do it with Matt, that way Matt gets to learn & you just have to focus on making Matt laugh and telling him history shit that blows his mind- a good gauge of what your audiance likes to hear and thinks is funny.

r

That was great, do it all the time...

Do this again

this is peak dawg content

Jonathan Kennedy

Great fights and epic Bruce Lee!

Matthew Gomez

I approve

Luke Barker

This was awesome!

Jerick Colgrove

Lemeezy got super high outa no where and that final kick was fucking insane

Pappa Bear

Need a FIFA pod with O’Connor watching. Feel like that might be cast magic

This is dope

Bro this is the first time I’ve been watching actual game play with passion rooting for someone with PASSION

Lmaooo hell yeah

TigerBoiii

Boys imagine doing this with St Rogies, commentating in the background

Love it best game out there keep em coming

See you there dawg 🤘🏻

Good shit boyz

I’ll be a Dollar Dogg til I die, but I’m not into watching other ppl video games, even if those ppl are hilarious.

Chris Nyberg

shit be bussin

It's good yes

gotta do more of these that was fuckin great

Obviously love the bros... but this is not for me

Slightly lifted, listening to tunes, and about to head into work. Can’t wait for the new cast to drop! SODTAOE

Saint G

I’m looking for some that will ship in US, please indulge

The German Scientist that created Middle Eastern fumes used to Gas the Israelites Its a character piece Schröder

Send them to me first so I can QC

I loved the episode. Also the KO at the end was bananas

Shane can I gift you with like a half Oz of mushrooms at the Cincinnati show on the first?

Smoothjazzsundays

Bundle the boys… I’d pay $100 a month for war mode, stuff island and the pod

Garrett McManus

C'mon (Phil voice)

Do y'all have more than 1 PC? I would love a Mount & Blade tournie. MP still in beta I guess for Bannerlord but Warband or Fire and Sword would be dope and as far as MP goes pretty close to the same. Or Age of Chivalry 2 is sort of an arcadey MP game sorta like M&B but they have duel tourny game mode that's real easy to setup for a local game w/ multiple people.

I wonder if they ever read the comments and get depressed because their fans are dumb

@rob bob, fag

JohnRyan Pappas

Fuck yeah this was the best! Please, more of this!!

tekken best fighting vidya

fuck the haters, as a vidya player I loved this ep. Would I want to see this every paytch? No. Would I want it to always be UFC? No. I'd love to see Banner Lord and Total War or other sports games as well on occasion.

Need danny paych I feel fucked

Really don't want to watch people play video games come on dooods

is there still a new ep on wednesday with paytch?

nicehatmrdog

Ask your cop friends you fuckin 🐷

Booker T

MSSP fight companions is the next big thing

Brendan

Nick and freilinger gay lol

Michael Olson

Places that sell delta8/9 and cbd generally have mushroom gummies.

Where do I find these mushroom pills?

Gaming pod innovation. Hope to see it more

Bro wtf do I have to do to play the dawgs if ufc I went pro in esfl

McBride loved Matt

Taylor Soderquist

Fifa or never again

Taylor Soderquist

No Danny McBride afterhours?

All of you are the gayest ever

Matthew

1,000 comments☔️💩 #neverforget Trey Parker & Matt Stone podcast on acid can fix this

Your mom+Me=69420

All you whining pussies don’t deserve the Danny McB ep. Hang your heads in shame and don’t ever make another comment again

I Have No Dick, And I Must Cum

Boys, don't listen to the gay entitled haters in these comments. The fagginess of the guys who can't handle watching digital shirtless Adonises should not affect your creative decision making.

wow thats crazy no one cares retard

tiniest meat

You should kill yourself then.

Saint G

i don't pay money for this bullshit

It was alright, but half of the way through I got super depressed that i payed money to watch 4 grown ass men play video games...

It’s stanky leg not stinky leg

Dear Dawgs, we humbly come before you to ask for more. Amen 🙏

SeWallis

Lemaire is awesome, you're dead wrong bud

SeWallis

Lol Lemaire is the goat

sounds like someone isn’t a fan of the squad………

Need an NFL Blitz tournament for another paytch.

I need my special treat

More historical relevance too please on ceremonial hash pipe/colonizer wood flute and Matts place in the Astral realm; since it's a hoot when Shane gets jealous of Matts hot bits!

O.M. Gee

When you get age restricted denial msg, there is a small underlined hyperlink "watch on YouTube and presto chango, we are ushered into the cyberspace realm of milk and secret podcast gold!

O.M. Gee

Blackhammer? More like black dick crammer.

^ what no pussy does to a mf

Khan Academy

This episode sucked a fat dick from the back. Enough fucking Lemaire on this shit. He's never said one funny thing on any podcast. Put Gardini behind the camera with the occasional one liner and put Lemaire back on the street. Quit fucking with the formula you cocks.

Where the fuck is the paytch

Matt goes full skunk style and Shane lights a candle. This rules.

We need more of these

Keep Fishing

Rest well, Dawgs.

Robert G.

If this is what you guys like, then your bigger faggots then I could ever imagine. Have fun butt slamming trannies off Reddit with that fat cuck Lemaire. Ciao

Sup

I must have broke my leg cuz I just signed up for the cast what's up dawgs

Salvadorian-Swedish Fish That Gets Consent When I Pitch A Tent

Fuck yeah more of this!

Best episode in a long time

The dawgz just killed the show tonight. It’s a special moment finally seeing the shaman in a surprise appearance and the big kahuna in person. Our god is a good god.

Absolute Dawgz

This goes hard more ufc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkgGxr1tlEY

African Rose

Love it boyz !

True American hero’s🇺🇸🇺🇸

Kyle Kennedy

This rules

Not sure if I'm a fan of this - but if you do more in the future, please at least mix in the game audio a little bit.

Jay Why

yeah madden would be sick

Nicholas Yeadon

The worst

I can’t believe I robbed an old lady at gunpoint just to subscribe to this.

Everyone complaing is so goddamn gay

Chris sos

Great vod boys

Mr.Thicc

https://is2.4chan.org/gif/1684607881409924.webm

African Rose

This is hilarious - do more. Maybe a Blitz one.

Please keep this goining

I can’t believe people are mad, this episode is all I’ve wanted for months Lol

I’m not mad at them. I need a serious look in the mirror for what’s gone wrong in life and why the fuck I would pay $5 to watch people watch people play some shit they were going to anyway

Ep is dawgshit

PLS GIVES TREAT

This gives me such good vibes thank you brothers

homie don't play that

Need more UFC sodes plz

The retard infinity mirror of me watching them watching ufc the video game is unreal

Yeah I mean he’s obviously the resident punching bag. It’s like get some goddamn self respect.

Hes a fat black severely autistic man who fucks trannys. I hate lemaire too but seriously you think you could find another 5’7” 350lb black nerd who they can make fun of every single time he comes up in conversation. Lemaire and his brother truly are the disgusting brothers.

Collin Banks

I will just never for the life of me get the appeal of Lemaire. I could go into Dennys and find someone funnier than that turd

Bruuhhh what’s the gamer tag I’m down to run some UFC

See you mfs tonight, it looks like McCusker made an appearance lastnight so hopefully he does tonight as well!

Wheres the disgusting bros patch?

Kenny

For the record. I would watch 20 hours of this a week. It's like twitch, but funny.

Woppio

We are getting force fed lemaire and let me tell you I’ve never laughed so little

Ned

If there’s anything more yag than two guys trying to fuck in the octa, it’s 4 dudes playing video games trying to fuck in the octa

Lemorp Vs. SG was a deadly match

Bobby Lamb Chops

Or a cheeto Vera ep

Broooooooo

Dawgz 2024

He killed

Shane killed in Charleston didn’t even stay for gay Dillon

On behalf of the city of Charleston, thank you. You guys killed it tonight

This was a sweet treat, not an every paytch thing but once in a while give the dawgz a vidya game bonus

RAM_SCG

Feel like we gonna see a Danny McBride ep next week 🙏🏻

Need to play NFL blitz next paytch

Fuck yea this was amazing, keeep them coming!!!

I loved this. Fuck these hater fags

the king needs redemption

Someone tell Matt he’s the standup goat fr killed it in front of the arena

Steven

Matt McCusker in Charleston! Fucking killed it!

You’re a grown ass adult making commentary on grown ass adults complaining about this shit. You’re somehow lower on the totem pole.

Tom

The number of grown-ass adults complaining about this shit is humorous.

Nice

Ah Bruce ree

This kicked ass. Anybody bitching is an ork.

TiceNits

Must have same person uploading as Stuff Island. No audio only on theirs too

Brutal

no thanks, need a real paytch

Big ups to the boys listening to this so the thoughts don't break in.

Moooooar

This rules

Luke

Yo what the fuck no audio? Come on guys

Leahygaga

This rules. You guys should do this more often. Maybe bring Butterly on to fully video game autist

Y’all be crying yall eyes on here 😭😭😭 sad ass boys

Cody

Bring Soder in for Play by Play

Justin

what the fuck is this

Do a Fort Worth show. Dallas sucks

Pay money for you guys to do this crap! You serious ? Bonus episode ya but you can f@ck off with this waste of time and money from you wanna be twitch hoes

Kantos khan

It's one video. Relax.

Mike D

More of this! Great shit

22T_cares22

Also I wanted to say does shane get a +1 to protect our parks? Matt or lemaire

Theo Pappas

You guys have talked shit on streamers before on twitch, though. Now you’re doing it? How am I supposed to watch when I am setting tile or framing? You guys keep me rolling when I have you in my pocket but it’s hard to pull it out and watch. When I am listening to it in my pocket and a button is accidentally pressed it shuts off and loses my spot.

Theo Pappas

This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

I think there is a Patreon of just the podcast

MJ510

I like it but I don't know if it makes sense as the main patreon ep. Once a month maybe or as a bonus. But I did enjoy it

Pause.

BoomBoomLou

I would love to smoke all of you fellas.

Ooh! But I do like that buttery-smooth Youtube feed.

Nacho

I Fucking love this

Holy fucking shit

MJ510

After reading a bunch of these comments, it looks like the dawgs are about 50/50 on this kind of content. If you guys started streaming some UFC, Bannerlord, AoE, etc once a week I would gladly toss a few bucks to subscribe to that content. I personally loved it.

Max Nothstine

Watching Shane’s eyes go dead like a shark is priceless. The great white king of games

This was amazing

Jon O

This was great! Please do more!

Do pornhub next

where the fuck is the new paytch ep?

Powerful Primate26

Is there a podcast version? I’m on 3% battery. Gaydini don’t be lazy

If this came out with a bonus episode this would be dope

frank

Damn the dawgs really phoned it in on this one. Super gay. Would’ve been cool as a bonus ep though.

This is the content that I want

Victor Trevino

the dawgs are up and no longer give a fuck about the content. nice.

Cole Munton

I would wreck Shane in ufc 😈

No johns

Gardini looks like he's going to have a son who fucks an apple pie.

Taylor Holt

Into it

Joseph Zyskowski

Gladly paid my $0.25 for this one

Taylor Holt

Definitely not what I want to see to be honest. It’s fun to play ufc but not that entertaining to watch, and the side conversations got pretty boring. I wanted to hear more about the disgusting brothers.

Liam Ross

I think a special treat we deserve because of this goof off time y’all tried to pull off this week. Is a history cast. I’m praying to learn about what Shane listens to before he goes to bed. The H man spoke with such passion. And the symbols were cool. All I’m saying is. a stashe man history cast would be great. Specially if y’all did the bit where you try to debunk holocaust deniers. But u lay out the evidence that does make u question. But then just call it all crazy conspiracies. So the tightwads that control Shane’s money don’t freeze his account like ye.

More ufc 4 against podcasters. Stuff island could get it, but dad meat would be tough.. disgusting brothers is all time.

BlackMasks

unsatisfactory from two of the most disgusting brothers

boo

Hell, yeah! I loved it! Congrats Shane 🏆

Anybody else think Guard dog was Ian Fidance? Kind of looks like a bi guy.

if this was even 1/4 paych podcasts i would unsubscribe. if you want to do this shit then make an extra paytch ep each week, make it another premium tier, and the gays can subscribe to that while us normies dont

Matt flexing his fupa mussy and firing silent chemical warfare might be the funniest thing about this cast. Love it.

Keep this going lads

This wasn’t as bad as I thought maybe once I’m a blue moon would be ok

No more gaming

So glad I joined the Paytrch. Been a DAWG for a while now and finally able to be a solid middle class Irish Catholic individual.

Jordan Matchett

Haha holy shit I wouldn’t watch my Own friends play vid games. Watching dudes play.. might as well bring your girlfriends over to Shanes apartment ta help polish their helmets… if you know what I mean.

This is fucking fantastic! If you ever played video games as a kid on a couch with all of your friends, this is literally that. Anyone that disagrees has sand in their pussy.

Keep ‘em comin. Gonna need some NCAA 14 games in the mix

Would happily increase my donation to $10 a month if we were guaranteed a UFC sesh on every Ep! Fuck the haters, this is the shit! Maybe pull one Patreon sub with an Xbox to take on the king of the day?!

Ben Middleton

I’m really excited for another $20 live stream surprise

T K

Been waiting for this!

Why would anyone want to watch or listen to this

Yo where's the link to the Tantric JOI?

Jordan Rowland

I dont wanna brag but i was like the top fighter on so cal servers on ufc 3.

No bueno. Cannot listen only watch. Not a podcast

Where’s the audio?

No questions at this time. Just grease yourself up nice and deep like, and assume the position

Hulk Hogan

This is amazing

I am not a man

Is this the paytec or a very sweet treat?

Comet Pizza

this is a nice haang wit the dawgz

mike chinn

The King of Games has been dethroned

God damnit I had to resub for this one

Milk Steak

Come on guys.....what the fuck is this? It's not twitch...

Thomas Seddon

fuck is Gardouchey doing with that dumb super Mario mustache? You look like Ian Fidance ya faggot.

Powerful Primate26

Damn, Matt really does suck

Can we get war room part 3?

56:15-56:18 veteran gaming from Shane. Look how much he did

teddyballgame

Ayeee good to see the boys not queerin around

Gardawg was the superstar of that ep

Love it, great paytch!

these are great for bonus and I don’t even play video games as i am an adult

Jim Stancil

dope boys do more

Make this a reg thing boys! Take this to twitch for the dawgs

Rustyshakleferd

I see that mushies wrap still there but 0 donimos too

Great ep. Best part was the absolute hammer Shane threw in, true dawg

A solid 1.5hr ep with bouts every 20-30 minutes and pod in between would be electric

Kinda funny, mostly gay

OH MY GOD IM GONNA FUCKING POP

GeneralSquirts

There’s always one

daddy, chill

This is good give us more treats

Absolute garbage paytch

B-Eazy

This is fraud. I was promised a patch podcast not a watch party. How lazy is Shane

Bs we don’t get a paytch pod.

MORE! MORE!!!!!

this was great, next time costumes, SG dressed as rogies, lemeezy as DC, matt as Jon Afrik, Gardini as ring girl

This

showed loved to the dawg in Pittsburgh and I'm glad I know who was hittin the griddy

shane i would destroy youuu with any fighter

Praise Paimon for this one 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙏

Afreels1

1 pound fiiiiiish

Afreels1

Imma get fired. I usually listen. But this I must watch

Great cast, watching this felt like watching Four Brothers - the "special" cut

FF Tuckin’M’Sackback Cos I Paid John Alite In The Daylight To Come See Father Bill wit a Black-light so Cuz better Act Right- Bu