BLADES PAYTCH

Shane’s reaction to Matt talking about philosophy lol so good. Also, I don’t think women should be allowed to vote. Just want to go on dawg record so every dawg knows where I stand. Dawgs rule and women drool! Laaaate!

Thank you for your work, dawg. Just wanted to know you work does not go unnoticed or unappreciated. Blessed be the dawgs

I know this is way late, but the Down Syndrome kid on TikTok is Derek Baker and the account is BakerBanter.

Faggot

2 minutes in & quite a bit of gayness already

Been locked out for 3 weeks... got a lot of gayness to catch up on

Never felt closer to the dawgs until after this pod

shut up nerd

White Man

I pussy brat out the same way Matt did lol

After his mother pushed him down the stairs, Arthur Schopenhauer famously told her "you will only be known by posterity through me!" (She was rather famous in her own right) Which turned out to be true as he is known as the "father of pessimism" This concludes our 'history of philosophy' corner

David

Beautiful dawgs

Taylor Holt

The world as Will and representation

David

Not sure but the coffee table sure is!

Bbg is gone?

Patric Davis

Talk about phoning it in…

S.H.

Playing Wild Wild West on the aux as a dog whistle to try to find other dawgs is my new hobby

John ardison

Matts fake gentleman’s cackle has reached a fevered pitch

Collin Banks

Shane is running out of shit to talk about, the Prince debate is just a rehash of an ep in the old test, around 68.

It cracks me up that Shane hates philosophy, and honestly most of my life I've had the same view - thought it was dumb, thought it's a waste, or "no shit, obviously!" and Shane said the same thing in an ep. of the old testament. But in my older age, I've come to appreciate more of it. It kind of exists like an artistic version of thinking itself and is supposed to help people recognize and realize truth - so they don't just go to West Point as an overgrown, oaf, fruitcake just to be humiliated once they are faced with the truth they aren't cut out for it. Of course, that's how we figure things out, the whole fucking up and having to deal, so, life experience is more crucial, but philosophy puts man's folly into perspective.

NewFool

It was fucking rad. Nate, The Shaman and The Dawg delivered again.

RAM_SCG

I hope you enjoyed the show

GGGGG

Nice

RAM_SCG

Faggot

GGGGG

Can't wait for the show tonight, I hope Shane blesses me with kisses in applebees

RAM_SCG

Matt got hit with two fake videos he fell for in the same week😂 The dude getting hit by a car in a zorb bubble and the cat

JG0193

My shit on rock

Sorry to hear about the bbg Shane

Yo Shane. I'm not paying your Patreon rate for you to sit on your fuckin phone. Put it away. (Read this in Phil's voice).

Do you think Teddy Roosevelt and his boys stopped dropped shut em down and opened up shop

“I don’t really feel like it… I’m tired” “Well thankfully, all you have to do is lay there” 😂😂😂

hell yeah we back on the mf tuuuuube

Bro I literally have an Aurther Shopenhaur book published in like the 30s that we found in my baes dead grandma's house hahaha can confirm on his philosophy

Shaman always coming with the hot references, no idea how he has these ready all the time lol a beautiful mind. Great pod. Love when tommy and Chris are on too! Much love from Canada and our Arabian supreme leader Justin Trudeau.

thanks for putting this one on the tube

Almost bought tickets to the Cleveland show but fuck Cleveland

Lol Matt you’re the best - “now you sound like a post modernist”

I’m going to find a way to go to the Cleveland show. I’ll also be at Hershey the following weekend, can’t wait!!

Lamaire is more of a hot dog guy.

Sean

I DO NOT DRINK WINE

Loved you in Bupkis, Shane. It’s a pretty good show. I’ve enjoyed it so far. I’d love to see Pete on the pod.

with lemaire on the movie hot dog with shane on the 50 winngs

jawn carpenter

Yes lads

we got americans out here

k teezy

lol fag

Great ep.

kisses xx

JMenz

while you boys gay around actin like God don’t exist. there’s Americans out there suffer’n. Now more than ever. They need you two to bring the fire week in week out. Now you leave it all on that field tonight! Our lady of victory!

k teezy

And we’re back!!! 🤘🤘

Zakery Kates

if any of you pound puppies want 2 tickets to the Hershey show on the 20th for free pls email me. It is my name at gmail. make sure you spell it right .

"FUKK U TUBE" - next week back to the tube. Pretty soft behavior. But it is better this way.

Matt, go to Llresearch.org and just read Ra Material and the Quo transcripts already

Alexander Khlapov

"Living +" right here, exactly what Kendall was talking about

Alexander Khlapov

Shane, I’ll see you tomorrow night in SD. Nothing, not even the teams will stop me from getting a hold of that fat ball bag and speed bagging it. I will steal your essence to create s perfect comedy homunculus. C u soon

Ye West

actually do whatever the fuck y'all want idk shit i'm just listening to 352 again

Frank Deezo

another great episode... but please have DeRosa on as much as possible. The endless Shane Joey battles are fucking priceless

Frank Deezo

The slop is good. God is good. Blessed be to the dawgs

Ryan Maksimovic

Dawgs, if you listened to this already, remember the South Park with Bebe getting boobs?

Taylor Holt

“Misogynistic? Did she just tell me to massage on dis tit?”

Taylor Holt

Thankfully Chris and his obsession with hookers is not on the Paytch

God Fucking Damnit, FUCK

GGGGG

And for that passion we thank you, grab a sizzlie and be at peace.

Pliny the Fruitcake

Africans love trump.. First of all. Dawg is good 🙏🏻

This is pretty hilarious, what Schop actually wrote: https://www.theabsolute.net/misogyny/onwomen.html

el Dingo

Yo shane hope your good man

Ballwin da Lepur Kang

He loves CW shows. “The 100” and he for sure had dabbled in “The Vampire Diapers”. Mic hooked up to an oxygen tank disguised as a giant wudder bottle and he writes books. Get under it

Sean Elliott

No. Plz. Fuck religion. Fuck if the earth is flat. Fuck if Epstein and the illuminati are fighting trump. The only question I need answered in my life. Is how do these mfs do it every god damn time? This cast is the realest shit since the Bible. And as the not nerdy lemaires would say. “And that’s on god.”

I will fucking kill you and cry about it I stg

Be gentle my sweet prince, this is a comedy podcast….change your underwear and be at peace. Saint Rogies blessings on you.

As someone who used to suffer from single aunt/female gym coach hair I can say this from a safe place, time for a buzz Matty McLachlan

Matt’s pseudo knowledge about esoteric subject matters has not pained me til now but getting Schopenhauer wrong is an OL. His mum didn’t push him down the stairs, HE got into an argument with an old lady who was being loud outside his apartment and pushed her. Ended up getting done for assault and had to pay damages to her for the rest of her life. When she died he wrote on a copy of her birth certificate “obit anus, abit onus” meaning “the old woman dies, the debt is lifted”. Cold as. In any case everyone should read schopie. He’s an extremely insightful philosopher who has permanently altered how I see the world and other people. Genuinely a revelation. And a great writer too, very funny in an acerbic sort of way.

Hey, Shane, looking jacked my dawg.

luv you dawgz but i would be super bummed if i had to bargain with my WIFE to have sex AND she responds with hmm no but ill give you a handjob... oh man lol Matt must have max ammo in the reserve

Thanks fellas. Needed some laughs today.

Tony

Shane, I sure hope you thank Matt for letting you piggy back on his career.

Josh Newton

i wanna die in a car wreck listening to matt and shane

My sweet baby boys!!!! Another perfectly executed patreon episode!

Aaron Messuri