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Fauci Ouchie Paytch (audio)

hey so the zoom on the camera got stuck and zoomed all the way in to the point where it just recorded a sliver of the wall behind us. 


So this week's paytch is audio only. 

Praise Jah!

Comments

is this not the paytch?

Shroom Factory

I body surf as well Matt, don’t like the feel of the wetsuit. And my mom broke her nose once.. soccer.

Maybe do a YouTube with no video the patreon player sucks

"W.A.S.P. culture is being taken over by Affluent White Female Liberals" ..aka AWFL

mickey abbot

Fuckin faggots

Benjamin Lloyd

Suicide pact if there's no video tomorrow?

Could really use a cast any time now.

megatrondelux

I realized when ever Matt says we got some big things coming they just take the next week off

Could really use a hit of some mssp today. Just a taste will do

After watching this past weekend I’m not sure if Shane isn’t Karl Childers from sling blade

Hahaha I heard that too but thought I misheard it. Was too lazy to rewind.

Made an album called Mr. Cool check it Skurt Reynolds on SoundCloud includes showing off and Charlie the unicorn 🦄

This cast was dope as hell! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

What the fuck Dawgz?

damn recine bombs again....and can we just not hear about covid anymore? it's stale

Rod Long

Bring back lemorp

How about Theo’s produced pretending that he has never cum??

BUCKEYE_DGW

I got one of those burger king crowns delivered recently. Swear i heard Jumanji drums as the dude brought it in. It cost 40 bucks shipping and 4 bucks for the crown.

What are they going to name their podcast? Fat fucks talking about yesteryear? Sam Tallent is an alt nerd who thinks he is funnier than he is. Matt is the core of this cast anyway, Shane knows there is no one better to play off. All sam wants to talk about is highschool football.. like... it was gay then and its gay now.

Shane should leave Matt and start a podcast with Sam Talent. Also, leave the production team- Noah and the Italian w/ Autism suck at not fucking up everything. Seriously, unfuck urselves, boys.

Tanner Mckinney

Im from NEPA. I originally heard of Shane through his SNL story and stupidly believed the mainstreet media story that he was a bad hombre. Then I heard him speak, and god damn. He’s a king.

Maaaaan I wish we had the video to see Mike and Sean react to Matt's antivax rant lmao

Frank Ross

Yo boys bring back the old test prank calls

Damn dopers

John Griffiths

Wait WTF??? Did you dumbasses really just say let's slide into the paytch at the end of this cast? LMAO this is the paytch fellas.

Powerful Primate26

Boring cast enough vaccine talk

c doc

Hell yeah dude good one!

I get the feeling that you do not normally have to announce that you're going to be a faggot everyone you know IRL assumes

This is cast was better with no video.

Im gonna be a faggot and say its a little upsetting at how bad the producers are. A podcast is ridiculously easy to do properly production wise so its either pure laziness or straight up retardation that you can't film and record for 2 hours without something being wrong. Im a massive fan so its just sad. Take a liiiittle bit of pride in your pod and have the bare minimum standard pls. Gardini and evil hippie noah, step it up bros.

When matts source is warmode 😂

Yeah, in all seriousness McChester, if those jokes were too real, maybe this isn't the podcast for you. If you find phobia in that humor, you probably shouldn't listen, or lighten up. The fact you thought you should bring it to everyone's attention says enough.

As a fan who is female, I must inform you that you are being a little bitch.

Damn bros...seems like the homophobia was a little too real on this one. I've been following the cast for a while now and I'm a really big fan but as a fan who is bisexual, I'm not super stoked on the extent of the joke.

Fun ep

Alex

McCarthy is surprisingly funny considering he's fighting the odds being from the Eastside Seattle burbs

Raspants

The only thing less funny than Recine on this episode is his nasal wife Deb trying to do podcasts

Raspants

Recine is hilarious and the authority on all things 🇮🇹

Joe the Banker

Print out a vax card

Dawg, I think their lack of production quality is more than made up with their actual content. Not everything has to play the same game to be at the same level. Go to TFATK if you want some fantastic production quality.

McCarthy is a G.

NobodyOfConsequence

He doesn't want to lose cred with the chapo crowd.

I've watched his stand up, and it's pretty good. Made me laugh anyway.

I'd like an answer on this one too, never considered it. Was that a tax write off? Did tax payers pay for a Sybian? And how many Sybians do you think the taxpayers have purchased over the years? So many questions

Recine is painfully unfunny

Pay my flight from Sweden and I will come over and do your production for free! Great episode btw!

Truth like this needs to be known by more dawgs. Check out Mike Adams everyone!

Andrew Laco

Did you like rent a Sybian for onlyfans Dad lol

Lee

Yo find a producer for this show, that's professional, stop hiring friends, if you cant even cut 2 clips from the show to get more people watching, you should not be doing this job. Shit or be smart like louis and get interns to do everything for free lol

Shady249

Guard dog is a fuckin idiot

Booker T

ew dude praise the lord

What a load of shite you're talking.

Mad respect to the guests dad, the male form of healthcare is not going to the doctor until you’re in the ER or morgue, that’s my culture and I’m sticking to it, I should be on tons of prescriptions right now lol, I just can’t bring myself to go to the doctor.

Dustin Fugate

Mike is awfully quiet during all this anti-communism talk.

Peanut Arbuckle

VAERS is not open source. It is reports that are made BY doctors for very specific reasons. A study done by Harvard in 2018 revealed that VAERS averages about 10% of actual deaths. This means the 16k vaccine deaths in the US could be as high as 160k. Now thats big news.

Matt’s dad is a narc

ChrisG602

f tony fauci.. but tony faucis son? fuggit about it!!

Hollow Logs

You Cuomo's are all the same

Josh Dennis

Shaners please do some shows in the west coast. The California dawgs need some decent comics again

So this is the free shit and the paytch is on YouTube?

Collin Graham

Matt I remember slime soccer! That and the helicopter game were great ways to waste time in middle school computer class. And trying to get your buddies to look up tubgirl or lemon party lmao

Bryn Westover

I see you Young Bull so pro military to hide your shame you left West Point

Seal Team Dix

Pseudo-dissident, glows in the dark total clown

f0rs4kin

You dick suggin muthafookas

Booker T

Working out to casts instead of Dragula is crazy to me

Alex

God is good

What do these philly pod producers even do? Seems they fuck up more often than not.

Derek Young

Fuck yeah

A-tit-hut!

it pleases me so much to see my Grubstakers world collide with my Suck Our Dicks To All our Enemies world

Chris Mathews Jr.

Just deal with it

How gay is your dad?

Stanley Tucci

the 'just deal with it' attitude gets old

How great is our god?

Maybe send gardini to intern for keeves. Rule 1: make sure the subjects are in frame Rule 2: mics need to be near the face, but they don't need to replace a face 🤣🤌

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

Haha I'm watching the regular ep now and I can see the auto focus fucking around

J M Cote

Honestly you should post the video anyway and delete this post. It would be way funnier.

YES DUDE. Literally two seconds before my pump. Love it. God bless

Actually thst wouldn't really make much sense would it lol

Team audio only because we listen at work represent

Alex

Elite production value

Does the audio get thrown up on YouTube at all?

Blame lammorpg

African Rose

No worries kang

You guys gonna fire Lemaire again?

Jeff Braun


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