Dear bros...

Die in a fire

bitch go read a book nobody loves you

jett rink

Think of how dry a vagina has to be to write something like this

Brian J

sounds like somebody needs their pussy ate

jennifer wants to speak to the manager... i just downloaded patreon and got this, war mode, punch drunk sports and Dillon. i got months worth of content to catch up with.

Hosk (damnedmelody)

spout your wisdom jenny. let's here some more insight

What a dumb cunt thing to say

Nathan

dude, its a dollar.... relax

You truly got their asses. McCusky trembling after this comment

Any ideas where that special is gonna be available?

You can tell it’s a sick burn by the laughing emoji.

This patreon gives zero fucks about you dumbasses. Give me your money. Take nothing. Have fun. 🤣 An entire month of excuses and mistakes ? Yeah, sounds like every other shitty Patreon.

Holy shit!!! Shane's on Rogies!!! St Rogie answered prayers!

MF JRE GOD

Sydeshowbub

I guess im fucking gay

Bro I was legit worried

Gotta have their supper before they can come out and play

I bet you picked up your welfare check first

Mike Hunt

Shit happens, you guys are still incredible to listen to. We can wait, relistening to the golden oldie pods

Bill, you punch like an incel pedophile

Ryan was raised by two moms.

You are a fag Ryan. Even if your trying to be funny. That would be worse.

Mike Hunt

It was worth seeing you guys in Austin ! So fucking funny. Matt killed

SODTAOE

They don’t have stores in Texas?

A fucking dollar? Jesus christ man lmao

Shane! Im going to Dans show tomorrw at the improv! That would be so cool if you were there!!!!!

Stephanie Wrye

I want my refund

Yeah man, you were a fag about it.

while i dont want to be a fag about it, the lack of consistency in self produced content could possibly be a reason for legacy media's historical success. $1/mo isnt much, but $13,000 is. accountability comes with the bureaucracy of a corporation.

Ryan

Except this time.... they bent us over 😭

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Im about to kill muhself

Bless up 🙏🏻

Paris42069

This is bull shit

I like Bill & Spud.

I dont understand it dawgs. Ur in texas just use lord rogies studio. U guys can cast from the float tank #BathBros

Sam

I've wiped the sweat from my brow, rinsed the dirt and grime off, and finished my supper everyday for a fortnite, and yet, still no sign of the cast.

If you don't release the cast that means your gay.

jon mendoza

Tick tok come on man!

release the cast!

Adam Skorupskas

Let’s gooOOoooOOoO the dawgs needs a red hot cast

Those Philly-only SD cards...

THATS 2 bonuses were owed

Its ok buddy

The Turkey

Anything other than 3½ inch floppy disks are for city slickers.

So ya can't afford a SD card

Need this on video too please

WHERE IS THE GAD DANG CAST BRO,IVE BEEN REFRESHING ALL WEEK.IM GOING AUTISTIC WATCHING SAM HYDE.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.FUCKIN AMATEURS!

Right. People aren't gracious enough for what they get. Come on man. Patience

Austin Jordan

Hell yea. The brothers spud cast. Can't wait!

Austin Jordan

No worries big sexy, happens to the best of us.... keep on keepin on! Lol

Polish Hammer

..seems Spud has been working his whole life & never pulled a bae..where we need a break from baes to focus..Spud needs a good bae for balance..at least a quick ig escort to release his tension

Ahh, really sucks that they don't sell SD cards in Texas

Who’s podcast is Old Testament? Trying to find it

Yes. Can't wait for Spud too blame everything on jews and zionism while Bill says "dude, shits crazy"

Derek Young

Love a working dogs cast

Henry Schmidt

You know.... you try to be nice and let it slide; but this is getting outta hand. (HUGE fan bee tee dubs) we all got shot going on with ppl relying on us. DAY IN, DAY OUT. but hey if this house of cards wants to play games I’ll stick it out to the end and see where this goes... with mixed emotions, Sucio papi chulo Handy man STONK trader ENTREPRENEUR FULL TIME DADDY part time Zaddy

Noice Our god is an awesome god

justgareths phone

the DAWGZ get rowdy if they dont get their fix on time.....

show me where Rogan touched you

Where's the love for America? I didn't see any post about America's bday!!

gabriel gomez

I AM WAITING PATIENTLY

Eh...no bueno

Blessed is he with patience

The Bull just recorded his special, cast next week,

I’m FUMMIN, Ima need you to run me my $1 back ASAP

No need to apologize. Your the man matt.

Sacred Church Of War Modology

Sam

All good bro

Going to see Shane this Friday, really wish both the dawgz could come out next time, SHANE BRING MATT WITH YOU FFS.

this is the perks of only charging $1 a month don’t sweat it man

Whiners: untie the knot in ya damp panties, scroll down to the archives, and listen to Gerbies Grool

A blissful outcome.

Andrew Laco

I just want old testament #83. I need to hear Matt talk about his experience with JP.

Give us another hard tard history and We’ll call it even

RIP the cast

had a bad day at work and u didnt upload a cast and now im gonna KILLLLL MYYYYY SEEEEELLLLLFFFF

matt

Shid and piss and cum and fards

Late show was fucking legendary. I was the asshole in the front row dying

Fuck yeah

Lance

thinking about taking my $1 business to the mini mart for a candy bar after this outrage smgdfh

DankHill

Dudes gotta rock

I'll never forgive you for this i forgive you

g1d13

you should have brought lemaire. dude was a human sd card. just sit a camera in front of him and have him recite the whole show.

Shane’s dead and Matt’s gonna try to keep this podcast running to get paid until we all realize he’s gone

Toolman Tim

The bros are here to staaaaayyy.

If it isn’t obvious that he was joking about an sd card and blaming it on Shane..I’m not really sure what to tell you.

Groff

hell yeah! no worries, just missing on the dawgz

Real recognize real playa, it ain’t no thang, fucc da haterz

Kenny Kratchman

In the name of This: Our one true Pod, I ask for mercy to all the Dawgz that passed awaiting

Why didn't you just by a SD card Daddy warbucks.

Same haha

Thank you

I appreciate your candor.

Hungry dawgs need meat

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

levi mercer

What does SODTAOE mean

Jack Troubadour

Let’s………..GOOOOOO

Joe Mackey

Let's fucking GO

Terryl Montgomery

Of course I just decided to sign up for the paytch this week! 😂 don’t feel too bad Matt

No worries. Call wood, spud, or gerbies for a cast?

thats tight

jon mendoza

An extra serving of Billy and Spud?? Best week ever!

Thought yous were about to pull a history hyenas for a sec…

Bills gay and retarded. Shane’s the only funny one. Stop fucking up u idiot

Tanner Mckinney

Thanks Matt!

Paddy Potato Monkey

Praise

Luke

Careful bro 9 or 10 more eff ups like this and I’m takin my dollar a month back.

ChickenFingerCock with GluedUpSocks

Working man shows up for work on time

Can't stay mad at you guys! And I've tried

No Deepstate Shane to chill the TRUTH! I'm pumped!

The working skis need the cast! Thanks forever 🔥💨

I got the same news on fathers day cheers to you 👑

Let the little humper talk morr

Optimus Piss

Awesome good shit cuskie

Every warmode ep is a classic

Naw, we’re still using floppy disks.

They don’t sell SD cards in TX? Smh

Glad to have my dawgz today

Lasagna Breakfast

You can buy an SD at walgreens now for $20, Look for solutions not problems. It's all good though still love you guys

Pumpin the pod out for the swamp ass havin dawgs in the Midwest. Bless

Hi Bill!

Thank you for the update Shaman, Shane's hour-long special deserves his full attention. It will be one for the ages. HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD, and HOW GREAT ARE THESE DAWGZ??????

Ray

Love

Semen

All praise the shaman, our god is great!

Anyone complaining is not a true dawg. Listen to Old Testament in the meantime

Psych Mode? Letsgoo

TyBayaga

Thank Fuck

Friendl reminder Kevin Brennan has never missed an MLC

Jim Stancil

The shaman has spoken

Superhater

Jerry Sandusky is innocent. As laid out in the podcast "With the Benefit of Hindsight," he was railroaded and has physical deformities that likely totally sap his entire sexual drive. Shane was railroaded in a different way so MAYBE y'all are interested in not peddling a media-instituted moral panic/fiction, but maybe not

Matt the wise sage returning

I know hahaha how will we ever find an sd card in Austin?

Breton K Deardorf

Stayn blessed, bbboos. Love, bbgrrrr. 💋

Matt you fucking killed it Saturday.

SD cards aren't that much

These colors don’t run

Alan

🙏 🙏 🙏

Joey Maldo

It's all good bro. I've been going through the old cast anyway. St Rogies should have had the Bol on while he was down there. Wtf. Dudes totally comprised.

Tell spud get on camera. I love him.

Matt is FOR the dawgs

Inshallah

Jack

Tell bill alex gray is an evil hippie and should not be trusted and we’re cool

Yoooo lets fuckin goo

wHeReS tHe CaSt HiSsSs

They cost half that. Mfers just lazy

Bryan Mahoney

I’ll upgrade my Patreon so you can go to the circuit city in Austin to just get a $50 sd card next time bud 🚬

Robert Plank

Bro we love you either way come on now

You guys need to do a 3 hour regular ep and 3 Patreon. Or some audio of love making.

masterofcruelties

Anyone who hasn’t met Matt or seen his standup in person - you have to. Saw him open for Shaney boy and it was awesome. Got a picture and all. Thanks for all ya do mane

Fuckin right

Rob Rice

So good seeing y’all in Austin... I’ll allow it

Matt's in a zone..surely someone at the club has footage

I know we will all cum together soon. Keep the circle tight till then brothers!

Fuckin dork

Jack Bailey

Dork

Jack Bailey

Dork

Jack Bailey

thanks Matt!

Maxiefish

Amen.

Sick, no condom, RAW MODE

Matt Earth Theory

Dork

Jack Bailey

I saw The Shaman in a dream last night, so I’m pretty sure he is reaching out to the dawgs through the astral realm.

If this was a free I would agree, but it's not. So fuck you, pay me is absolutely applicable here

NoFamousFranco

How great is our God?!

Hell yea, time for God Mode!

SassyB

you need some tissues for your tears?

fucking cry about it

if you’re one of the absolute WEENIES complaining about missed pod, shut the fuck up. Matt does a fantastic job with the paytch. Get bent, you sissy scrubs.

Your excuse game is garbage. SD cards are not exclusive to the North East we have then all over the country.

So two weeks without a proper podcast? How hard is it to record for 2 hours once a week? Laziest fuckers around

Pretty piss poor if you ask me.

Godspeed is timeless..Matt knows what's up..& Masters of the Universe: "don't say goodbye, say good journey"

holy shit Matt... i just saw you and shane in austin and you fucking killed it man!

Billy & Spud are true working class alphas..but theyre willing to do labor work forever..theyre limiting their path to level up..War Mode should be on video casts..on youtube..Billy already has the house setup..Spud will easily attract baes to his DMs for natural selection..I told 'em

work hasn’t been the same but good to know we are being taken care of by poppa matt and uncle billy

Found out I'm gonna be a dad for the first time last night and now a Matt Bill Spud cast is otw, what a glorious week

Can definitely buy $20 SD cards at Walmart or CVS but a Cast with the War Dawgz is pretty elite

Wawa44

sounds like my ex-Tiffany

Damn I can’t stay mad at you

Bless up

Andrew

Shane is disinterested and busy..BUT..a captain stays on deck to level his boys up..and those boys level their boys up..this is the way..Shane will never abandon ship

CAP..we're all particles of the light at the center of creation..WE'RE ALL GODS..

i damn near broke my arm rage quitting a casual game of rocket league..its literally break time

New it couldn’t be us

I'm stoked for this there's no way it isn't gonna be sick

FOR THE DAWGZZZ

FYI: do not dive in raw w/ a vaxxd bae tho'..it transmits to the boys..the jewels

summer break for everyone..no apologies..sorry not sorry..

Locked and fucking loaded it’s war mode baby

Dylan mcd

Godspeed is from Star Trek..& infinite psychedelic journeys..its not about meth whatsoever

Dog SD cards aren't that expensive you can buy that in Austin. You don't gatta come in here with a reason like that it's fine.

Jack

I broke my collarbone this week because there was no cast

Hell yes. I love Spud and gay Billy 😍💕💗💓💖❤😍

Billy and Spud is a delightful treat, can’t wait!

What is Godspeed? Meth is not good guys I don't care if it's God speed or regular speed.

Kruzin

2 weeks without casting the boys are gonna be on fire when the king returns

I'm going to forgive you, but I don't know if I can ever forget how you played us.😢

Kruzin

it's all good, shat nation has been gifting us with some good content to keep us occupied. It would be hilarious to dicuss how war mode is just going to end up with billy and spud dating 🤣🤣

Addam Carothers

Sad, when one lover can’t realize the other has already left them. It’s not you Matt it’s Shane. Time to clip coattails and let the young bull rrrrrruuuuunnnnn

..

No masters, no God's

Can’t wait for the dawgz

How great is our God?

Travis J

Stay off the weeeeeeeeeeeed

Bald.

Praise Shaman

It wouldn’t have hurt as bad if Billy and sound didn’t skip too

No worries Shaman! Lookin forward to Spud and Bill

Hell yeah

I didn't care, i mean shit happens... but no SD card as an excuse kinda pisses me off.

C000Gi

Been catching up on the old test, all good

T Oldacres

My favorite kind of cast. Can white claw Billy come?

Its all good brotha 👌🏽

Thanks for the update!!!

Sup dawg

I was at that show too. Very fun

The Risky Motion

🙏

MoldyToad

Bro, I would have Venmo'd $20 to get a card from CVS.

Saw you guys in Austin at the first Friday show. Fucking CRUSHED. needed more Matt though

War Mode!

Hell yeah. I’ll take it 🙏

Please for the love of god, just stay rocking,

Phew thought the dawgs got a little too root in’ tootin’ down in Texas and we lost them

Bi Bud

Need some hard working Americans to tell it straight, enough of Shane’s city slickin lifestyle we need to get back to our roots

Jark

Phew... I was about to kill myself.

Good things come to Dawgs who patiently wait 🙌🏻🔥🔥

You guys above and beyond for a dollar a month. We’re too blessed SODTOAE

Ryan

Bills gay

Tell Shane if he is in Dallas and is hungry to go to New York Sub off SMU campus. Put that up against your philly shops

You’re letting that black pussy get to your head!

Friday night in Austin was fun af. You guys crushed it!!

THAT GAY BILL x STRAIGHT SPUD HYBRID

looks like it time for the young bull to be put out to pasture....if you know what I mean. I mean you should lead him into a field with bud light and scrapple and then shoot him in the head.

Blessed 🙏

Myles Gilbert

Another hour or two of J talk. Hell yeah

Hell yeah man. I was at the Friday night show in Austin. You and Shane put on a hell of a show. God bless dude.

Jared Wilson

This checks out they don’t sell SD cards in Texas.

Got to see you guys Friday night. Plus got to meet Six, Kilah & Wood Man. It was fuckin' great!

Dan Tha Man

Billy and Spud's Secret MattCast.

More Bill and Spud is what we want. Hell yeah

Finally the intellectuals can flesh out some questions without that simp present

Just took the barrel out of my mouth

Aye aye captain

dudeimarobot

You're the man, Matt.

Nothin like some good ol ball bustin while I’m rippin around my dump truck.

ain’t nothin a few hours in the content mines can’t make up for baby!

U tha man matty

Colton

I’m hard

I'll kill myself. I swear to God I'll cut my dick off.

God bless

fuck yes dude love gay bill and straight spud let's goooo

Tyfys

shit happens man, looking forward to the cast with bill and spudman

Tony

👑

God speed pilgrim

DeAndre

Never really thought about it as mentally evading work but goddamn if that’s not accurate haha

i guess itll do

1776

How great is our god? We love Gay Bill

Hayden

Praise allah

Maybe see you Friday in Fort Worth? That should make up for it

There’s a fucking Best Buy in Austin Matt. Ah, I’m just joking...kinda.

but but but shaneeeee REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Heavy Blessings ❤️🇺🇸

Godspeed dawgs Godspeed

Curtis Wood

‘Sall good.

Kameltosis

I'll always take a billy and spud ep

I’ll listen only if Billy doesn’t start crying

WARMODE!

One love

Turkey Syrup

Swig of whiteclaw for the workin man

Charlie

(‘-‘ゞ tyfys

Fuck yeah, I love when you guys do casts together

WAR MODE

Hell yeah im seeing Shane live friday.. lets go dawgz!! Hail Paimon.

Victor Herrera

God bless

Jr. Smith

God speed brother

Fuming

Taylor Bunker

Hell yeah