The Industry *Audio*

I think all authors and comedians write their own bios and About Me: it’d be really funny if you had to ask someone else to write about you praising you lol

TooMuchSpaghetti

“I’ve been wearing these shorts for like a month” yo what the fuck

Want a good laugh? Read Matt’s bio for his shows that he DEFINITELY wrote himself- ‘Matt McCusker is a comedian, writer, and proud co-host of "Matt and Shane’s Secret Podcast." After spending much of his young life engaging in mostly non-violent criminal activity, Matt has dedicated the rest of his days toward the pursuit of peace and harmony. He has written two books, most notably the novel "Overlook: A Story About Drugs, Disappointment, and the American Dream." He was also supposed to be on a local TV news show once, but they scrapped the segment. Matt seems to think it had something to do with the fact that he showed up incredibly stoned and didn’t really answer any of their questions in a coherent and satisfying manner. He is a stern, yet loving father and a sexually dedicated husband who ultimately places God above all things.’

Yes.

summer break fam..that goes for everyone

Beezer is hilarious

https://mobile.twitter.com/Shanemgillis/status/1413929655720153090

Matt either got brain cancer or Shane’s mom died so chill

You mfs think you’re allowed to take podcast vacations?! Nah

ha_s

I miss ya’ll

justgareths phone

I mean he does have a history of hypochondria so I didn’t really think nothing of it when he said it last ep..

Oh shit, remember Matt talking about his potential🧠 problems?!? Screw the episodes, I hope brothers ok! Dawg pack needs the alpha🙏🏻

RIP Matthew McCusker :'(

smilderfield

What if Matt has brain aids?

The Old Testament always provides in times of need

g Man

It's been 12 days since last upload, I'm not getting my dollar's worth of content!

next ep gotta be war room feat. Gerbiez

jon mendoza

where's moneys worth ya dinguses?

Bryan Callen

Fuck this

jon mendoza

I am outraged and want my $1 back.

Keon Clark

Im gonna take out my penis

manager?

Did you quit?

Never thought I’d miss the professionalism LeMorp brought to the cast.

When it rains..............niggas get wet

I’d expect this from Antifa cucks but not Matt & Shane

Oh fuck yeah I'm hard as a rock

This comment section sounds like a bunch of 🐶🧠's.

You can't even give the paytch bois a little tickle?

I don't even want a new warmode or secret podcast episode.

Darnold14MVP

Another live pod at mcgoobies

Throw the dawgz a bone.

Is it us ?

No more mssp...rip

Not even a lil pre cum?

I’m a patient man and I’ll wait for those I love, but it makes waiting hard when ur worried u did something wrong and if ur being ignored or punished😔. A simple update as to ur whereabouts and well being would make the waiting less agonizing, that’s all a dawg is sayin🤷🏼‍♂️

Yeah I think I’m gonna have to leave. I made promises that I couldn’t keep because you guys failed to come through. I used to be a man of my word, something that is important to me, as it should be to you. I surely can’t look at myself in the mirror anymore, how can you ?

Earl Maverick

War Mode is also late this week lol

Optimus Piss

Trust the process, wouldn't you rather the dawgs allocate all efforts to give the best show/special possible than appease your needs for instant gratification? I'd rather a late ep than a dud ep. Only thing I'm bummed about is that Shane didn't seem to be wearing the airbrushed blackface shirt.

An Hero

I’d hate to buy weed from these guys 😂😂

im not mad im just disappointed

I demand a spud and Matt only episode due to lack of content this week.

thegaypowerranger

I would like to speak to the manager.

Superhater

It's $1 per month, I love when we get an episode every week, but even if we get one once a month it's still a great value.

I get it people get busy. But at this point with the listenership and revenue the patron generates this is a job at this point. And ya kinda gotta show up for work. Still love the show and will always be a member but I can guarantee they leave money on the table when they do this. It could be 26,000 instead of 13,000 and so on if it was kept consistent. I don’t even tel people about the cast for this very reason. SMH. Hope everything is ok tho. Im gay for writing this long of a message 😂

If you guys ever skip a week again I'll kill myself. Is that what you guys want? Two little kids to grow up without their father? Bastards! This does not rule.

I gotta know what the song is

fraid it does, very sorry for your loss

I wish I could've seen it!

Beazer, Matt, and Shane KILLED it in Austin

yo does getting strap attacked to save a marriage count as gay ?

jon mendoza

No donation subscription? check nuts and respect the Dawgs supporting the Gawds.

jon mendoza

nope

jon mendoza

New episode fellas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVJ8JDP1CPI

Im going to the Saturday show. Pumped.

These guys are on Stern hours for the summer.

yo wtf this 10$ screamin for the new pod.

jon mendoza

i am so gay for needed a hot cast this bad

Can’t wait to see you in Austin tomorrow. I’m going crum.

where the new pod at ?

Can't wait to see Shane kill Saturday night then get drunk and fall off stage

I’m at work stationed in the back all by my self.. nobody’s around I have my feet kicked up and I’m listening to the dawgz and getting paid, huge bay door open it’s rainy cool breeze coming through, god is goood

Matt’s wise beyond his age; does he recognize Jungle Fever as a legit condition? This is highly disputed amongst academics and my peers.

Damn boys, this audio is dunkem'd

It’s three pm... I’ve been drinking and doping since 11 an and I’m about to walk across town to get subway.. wish me luck boys may you’re voices guide me

Son, you need to get right with the Lord.

Everyone knows Maple decks and Independent trucks were the best combo. Don’t even get me started on bearings. CCS catalogue for life.

you guys need to hire someone for sound.... come on bro

Michael Schmidt

I want Shane to rape my wife

RandomUser

yo shane I know it was this https://youtu.be/ZSM3w1v-A_Y

Got some charity work lined up for tomorrow

Yoooo see ya in Fort Worth Shane

Ya fucked this comment

too weird to live, too rare to die

Hey Black Knight, When are you going to bring young Hemingway on Legion of Skanks are you keeping the skanks from your boi or your boi from the skanks? Either way, get Matty M on the Pod unless he doesn’t accept what the juggalos stand for in which I understand. Keep a tight ass Boys

This episode made me hate restaurant employees

African Rose

We need a stand-off! Billy is a beast

Shane said he'd kill me if I told everyone, but the song they went all gay and spazzed out to was Jewel "Foolish Games". Gay, I know.

JH

I have a suspicion that Billy wouldn’t like Shaner…

Sophie- It’s okay to cry I’m 95% that’s the song Shane cried to

Dylan mcd

Is it me or is the audio quality shit?

Stanley Tucci

I think the song is same love Macklemore lol

The woodman stories are always great. Someone needs to mail him 1,000 ikea forks

“The fuck you say no doubt for, I just ordered French fries” 😂

Culture wars are against America 2.0

The giraffe

Why are you fighting other members of your caste

The giraffe

Shaner is gay

Mike

This one's allowed: https://www.instagram.com/p/CMh3lljF55F/?utm_medium=copy_link

Can someone link me the wild wild west remix from the intro??

I've been a waiter. It's a bunch of degenerates or morans repeatedly making shitty life decision after another, blaming the world along the way. They act like they're the only ones that deal with shitty customers like they're fucking sex workers. It's repeating the same mundane task over and over and doing it with a smile, it's easy enough that anyone with energy and an IQ of 90 or above can succeed at. Bunch of losers and druggies!

Fuck yeah Matt! You just spoke for the working man! ‘The Industry’ is full of degenerates and penis touchers.

Fuck the F&B Industry

All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor

Darnold14MVP

Shane ya gotta get on Nicorette 4mg. Only thing that works for me

The song was Breathe Again by Toni Braxton?

Daniel Thornton

The song was “the special two” by missy higgins. 10000%

I have a feeling the song is My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion.

Boys been on fire lately. If you’re into bears parachuting, you should check out how Idaho parachuted beavers into the woods to save the ecosystem

KrustyBeanz

A WATER DRINKING, Molly popper: Industry favorite, NOT!

Mark Stedorro

Shaner got get some hate for how gay he was in the reg ep.

Shaner v. tShaman. Boxing match for industry supremacy

too weird to live, too rare to die

Kings and Lads

The Turkey

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson