Lemaire Wants to Cuddle Paytch

fuck off we dont accept you

Jackson Zante

Luis Gomez is my bottom bitch

SkiptoAcceptance

fuck off with your $10 unlock shit. that's low

SkiptoAcceptance

mash up pretty much any nasty vegetable with some butter and cream cheese and its a win

I feel all fidgety and warm

if the pussy stank you're gonna get ganked

Eunuch With a Tunic Made of Father Bills Pubics

There is some AGGRESSIVE pussy stank talk at the beginning gonna have to choose a new ep for lunch break

Aliaune Thiam

dude I feel you matt

Shane doing beezer 🖤

Dweller on the Threshold

Evergreen Games

You think this is bad? Try their appearance on the 2019 Skankfest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-vy23-Lx-c

Bro is that a salt life shirt? I was living salt life for the last 4 days in key west bruh😎

😂😂😂😂

Alexander Neu

Matt took too much adderall this week. Slow down bro.

I'm guessing it'll be out tomorrow or late tonight. That's how it's been lately it seems. I'm not sure why. it's not like they have to edit it, really

Coriander Pyle

Matt was in his bag this week but Shane got the shit end of the deal. We’re all in for a hell of a few episodes

Jake

No paytch this week?

Alexander Neu

Dawg I need the new paytch eppie!

joe wielgus

Keep feathern it brother

I just like listening to the boys while I’m working ya Chester. The cryptos flying high and I crack a dozen brews with my boys every chance I get! Get that hater shit off the paytch before I get jord to crush you like it’s another day at the quarry

Get into crypto or making friends dude god damn

Kenny Kratchman

The time between YouTube and the Paytch hurts way more than the week between the paytch and the next YouTube... I should have just waited for the second hour to start the first but I’ve already jammed all of Billy’s playlists to death

Come on bro

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

Great cast, the bull McCusker and shaman Gillis

What does SODTAOE mean

Jack Troubadour

Get out.

Shhhh dumb cunt.

I laughed out loud when Matt said hes been dreaming about his mushroom trip. Been there bud! Saw your post trip video on ig. Love ya!

IHaveFumesCuzIShotAMuzzyWithMyGlueGunInDesertStorm

War mode is the best radio station that exists today, wall to wall bangers.

Oh my god isn’t the “hard wave” just the worst?? Just want to throw a bar of soap up there and call it good.

Lee Bones

I love that he mentions Dweller in the Threshold. Best Van Morrison tune ever IMO.

Bill mccusker has a mean spotify playlist. Check it out.

Matt took the Koreans are the Jews of Asians bit from shameless. Or possibly vice versa.

I love Matt McCusker even more now that I have heard him call whatever mineral that crystal is made of « pedialyte » which is what you give your baby when she is dehydrated from puking

This is unwatchable.. jesus fucking christ do the fucking mushrooms and lets move on.. fucking spa music and a blind fold!?! In what world does something gay not happen next? Come on

Tommy DeStefano

Hey can you guys do an ep on Rachael Leigh Cook being end game Boss Bae, or not at all

Put cotton candy grapes in the freezer, dust em with sugar before you do is good too.

are people walking around talking like this

DankHill

My grandpa reminds me of sling blade

My mom only made pork chops in the oven and it was always dry as hell lol. After watching food network I invited my mom over for dinner and blew Tammeys mind with some juicy ass chops. absolutely dunked on her.

It’s kind of similar to how Joker was made in today’s superhero only film market.

I like Twin Peaks a lot, I can also understand 100 percent why someone would hate it, most of all because it’s mainly hifalutin cunts that rave about how good it is, Lynch is cool though, definitely appreciate him more now considering how awful movies and shows are today.

Agree with Shane on twin peaks that shit was hard to get into

Man, started Twin Peaks last night, idk if you spoiled it but the second you said twin peaks I fast forwarded it like 10 minutes.

Shane’s on Legion of Skanks if anyone didn’t know, pretty funny, that impractical jokers guy is gay as hell.

i love pot and hate twin peaks, i have also tried to watch it 4 or 5 times

Superhater

LAURIE KILMARTIN IS A MENOPAUSAL HACK

RandomUser

Good luck on your journey today Matt

Brendan Norris

Yo Matt any chance you could drop a link to your meditation 2021 playlist? Good luck on your journey bro

Wait I thought this was an alt white only fans. Where did my $5 go?

It makes me sick that the slut forced herself on our sweet and precious baby boy. All my dude wanted was a cuddle, but ended with a puddle.

This episode is actually great. Like Buzz Aldron getting prepped by NASA before launching to the Moon.

Matt should strap on some of those depends Lamire was talking about just in case

good luck today man

Matt you truly are the man. Sending you positive vibes, the same vibes you send out. Big positive

sean graf

paytch was hilarious, both episode had me dying.

I hope Matt has a good trip... Terence McKenna stopped taking them after one bad trip 😅

Twin Peaks rules. St.Matthew will not lead us astray.

Rough week

Shane should do a bit where he runs up to Asians and hits them with the c slut and says “no one will ever believe you”

Let the record show - Hidden Hollow 3rd platform feels like 300ft when you’re 10 years old.

It took me some time to get used to the soap opera part of Twin Peaks so I can see why Shane wouldn't like it. In context with the time it came out the show makes more sense.

Coriander Pyle

As an Australian, sincerest apologies for that dumb cunt.

😟😟😒😒😟😟😟😟

Looked up changa do I trust buying it online.

Matt make sure you have a bucket incase you puke on the come up

Fluorite, citrine, window quartz (sick), aragonite (sick). Etc. Energy shit is eh with crystals. Psychosomatic maybe. Sick as fuck to look at. Crystalline structures are wild as shit. Quartz with a hematite inclusion is a wacky one. Anyway there's my sperg for the day.

Derek Moe

Labradorite?

Derek Moe

Great podcast, the first 10 minutes had me in stitches. You have to video Matt doing his mushroom trip and show the edited highlight on the Paytch, I'd happily go from $5 Patreon to a $10 Patreon and I don't think I'd be alone in that...coming, do it.

yo Matt can you guys bring back the prank calls, they were fawkin funny

I always have some benzos on hand in case the trip turns bad

taylor watson

Good Vibes to the Shaman tonight. Burning some Palo Santo and vaselining my b-hole in solidarity.

Time and Time Zone?

Matthew, you need to go 5 dried grams in silent darkness without the blindfold. Need to eliminate those sensory triggers n go inward

Dude Shane you’re too hard on yourself. Great paytch dawgs

Fuck yea lemaire. The boys on his way in two months he’ll be eating pussy and nachos on onlyfans.

saw em in buffalo last weekend he had the whole room goin nuts

Dasha

Good luck Matt, wishing you a peaceful and enlightening experience.

George B

This was a great paytch

Yoo who else is going to see Shane at the Mall of America? Let's give a good turn out.

Hell yeah! Sick cast boys

This is like watching my left side brain and right side brain talk. Except mine speak more than an hour. Sorry gilly had a trip, give it time bro you'll be alright ❤ lesson learned don't eat a fist full of mushies again lmao

jokester900

Matt is gonna come out the trip bein able to control all the elements and enter his enemies minds at will n I’m stoked for it. Shrek 1

Curtis Wood

Damn, Matt's gonna fuck around and manifest a Schuykill death like his ancestors before him.

I heard so many people say how it was great and weird, I thought I was the only person that heard of it and felt like Shane. That shit is rough to get through, I gave up quicker than Shane did, during episode 2 I straight up turned it off

Shane is the first person I've ever heard who said that the first episode of Twin Peaks blows. I'm surprised that he actually watched it. Not surprised he didn't like it though.

Peace be the journey Matt! When that faggy ass meditation music fails you... listen to Deca - “The Ocean” and “The Way Through” two albums created for people to listen to while in the nether realm

Good luck Matt, may the voices in your head treat you well!

I’m fairly confident Matt and Shane would take that as an insult.

I like your new sketch, very funny Matt and Shane. very funny guys

R R

That 5-grammer is inspiring. Decided that I'm gonna fire up the Vapor Genie on Friday. See you all in the astral realm

g Man

Matt & Shane > Bad Friends, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and King and the Sting combined

shrek 1

hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

I'm at work cutting quartz and quartzite countertops right now and there is negative energy everywhere.

Lemorp has left the dawgs again

Fedsmoker