The Death of Shane Gillis Paytch

I’m asian, and this is funny! Always funny lol

LisaPizza

"You inherited a small amount of DNA from your Neanderthal ancestors. Out of the 2,872 variants we tested, we found 258 variants in your DNA that trace back to the Neanderthals. All together, your Neanderthal ancestry accounts for less than ~2 percent of your DNA."-MY 23 & ME The Neanderthals are still out here baby boi lol

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I approve. like 👍

AJE

The shrooms'll getcha. Great storytelling. Great.

Return of the nipple suck! LMAO!

Classic!

Listening to "Endangered Broski's " Shane called out his experiencing death on shrooms a month early. Wonder if it was in the back of his mind and sent him down that shit spiral.

Hey guys I am high right now. I love this pod. We are all brothers. God is so great.

Dear Matt, is Friday the normal cast day now or is it back to Wednesday? Haven’t felt this insecure since my parents got divorced.

The key requisite of a bankable leading man.

He’d steal the limelight, gay Bill is a born star.

Happy stoner day to Yaal, Matt and newfound stoner Shane. You dopers! Yo matt, are we getting a stoner dads for today instead? haha

Hail him!

I'd dust off GTA 5 for that.

I love this shit

the flow state cant be censored

o_e

speaking of lib junk; i'm surprised that you guys haven't talked about that "parker" state farm ad... shit just makes me laugh... this is what y'all came up with; & it got approved? bet... but ya shane that last "skit" was "parker" lol love you guys keep up the spookiness

Say 3 Hail Mary’s and 2 Our Father’s to repent for your sins you completely humorless fucking dork.

Hell yeah

We need a twitch stream of you playing some gta or open the flood gates and have some dawgs join up

Jake

hey matt, i got an opening for a spot or sponsor on a tournament paintball ;)

Andrew C

lol shane looks like he's hurting still

scott

Gillis Lives

woah. I've never been able to afford video patreons before. This is wild

Bryan Marshall

Slur for a fat cop... pigger

Shane, this was definitely a josh. I also wouldn't want The Shaman wildin' out, doing his best John Wick impression and point blank executing me inside a shipping container. Vaya con Dios, braj.

Matt's gotta get on a good GTA RP server with real cops, EMTs, etc.

the libs want you and your children dead

Jay R.

stop being gay, lib

Jay R.

Not everyone's a cum guzzling fag like you.

maybe he has p subs..

lone dawg

Im keen for GTA5 paytch vids! Didn’t know that game was even out yet! Im still playing vice city #fukthapolice

justgareths phone

Poser

DEREKvs TheWorld

Someone tell Matt that. Heroes does is only 5 grams for a small person like Terrance mkcenna around 130lbs. Matt needs 10 grams for a heroes dose or he is a poser.

DEREKvs TheWorld

Josh Hartnett looks like he rubs poison Ivy on his face every morning.

Dobbs03

might be late to the party, but I just got ahold of some Mushroom Chocolate Bars from Colorado. 4g each. Awesome shit. Tastes like a Hershey's.

Get that boy a propeller hat, stat.

Coriander Pyle

Gay bill

Matt Reed

Or rdr online

Matt Earth Theory

HED

Matt Earth Theory

"i'll prolly get head this weekend" hell yeah

Gotta get billy in some sketches

I’m all in for GTA V mob

Jim Stancil

Shane fucking loves that new hat but doesn’t know he looks like a 12 year old

Quit the constant belly-aching about the libs. It's boring, it's been done to death, and you're better than that. A true shaman loves thy neighbor as thyself. C'mon, man.

Beezer can take a mind expanding evil hippy drug and smoke it like crack and put a hurting on someone’s Hennessy. Bless this man, what can’t he do

He is risen!

Faculty? Vintage Hartnett, hunky as hell bro.

its so funny thinking about woke historians struggling to get through anything because they keep getting frustrated at the idea of a peasant in 1476 not having the same morals and belief systems as them

Josh Hartnett is still a hunk

41:28 Matt and Shane both need to have a cameo on always sunny 🤣

I've been microdosing shrooms for my college football practices. It's the future dawgs🎯🐕🐶

Matt's business idea hurt me. Sharp pain on the right of my abdomen from laughing. Liver?

blm is going to assault the cruze

Peep the implication is an ironclad defense in Philly court.

Sean Douty

Sick

Tubs McGubs

If anyone plays on xbox add me "Spoesbagels" and we can get some GTA going. I hope Matt and Shane are trying to play on xbox but I bet they are going to play on PC.

Shane and Spud History Show would be a PPV I’d buy

SassyB

Matt... a heroes does is 5 grams for a small person like Terrance McKenna. You need to take 9 or 10 or you are a poser.

DEREKvs TheWorld

if you wanna see some cool shit about the English in Sudan, check out the movie "Four Feathers"

Matty Kamp

Hated "Exterminate All Brutes", glad to hear Shane ripping on it.

Just watched goodfellas last night

Such a funny episode

Fuck SNL. Between Sleep Cop and Shane's resurrection I think it's fair to say we are sitting on the cusp of something great. V for victory, death to our enemies!

I could watch that all day

Skeeter Green on steam add me boys

Jay Williams

if anyone else plays FiveM gta V on PC, let's get a full on Tard Squad desert militia going

Jay Williams

Shane knew exactly what he was doing Friday night. He engaged in multiple evil hippie activities to draft-dodge the next day's paintball sesh. You will not be allowed to enter the halls of 'Ski Valhalla., sir. Your forebros are frowning upon you this day.

Go get ya fuckin shine box

Austin Jordan

I’d like to suggest to everyone that we start calling Shane’s girlfriend Yoko hell-no.

How is it even possible to not know “mock draft”

BUCKEYE_DGW

Hell yeah man

Jared Wilson

https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/mkwmgh/gimme_a_hell_yeah/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

What a gigantic puss

Josh Dennis

Suck me from the side I'm a happy boy

The Maxican

Not Funny Matt that title scared me

Matt you guys have to try out ESCAPE FROM TARKOV on the Twitch stream. It's so fucking intense you feel like you're gonna die. This Tarkov stream could be your ticket to stardom

Fed! I thou... everybody thinks you're dead man! Glad you're still alive and featherin' it brother

CatGoneWrong

Sleepy cop at it again with deputy weedbrain

Moby Thiccc

Everybody get up it's time to Space Jam

CatGoneWrong

Lesssgoooo

hell yea dawgs

Fedsmoker