LEZ FUGGIN GOOOO!!!!!

Amen amen amen!! Thanks for the wisdom, Matt

Wtf man

coooommee'on maaaan where's the cast dawgs?

Paimon has the boys now. Predicting we're going to get a real sinister cast on Christmas eve where they sacrifice Gerbies and drink his blood.

Jess

Where is our God

Victor Herrera

Cast.. looking for cast

Jack

Any new cast ?

Jack

Feed the piggies!!!! We need our slop!

My new bible

Jeff

Any cast today?

Anthony

true power is making the dawgs edge all day

Thank you for your service.

Just listened to hype beast paytch, too lazy to find the thread. Richard jewel came to work for my friends dad who was a sheriff. He was sooo racist. He used to stand on the sidelines at football games and call ppl monkeys to my friend and I. Also, the reporter was a Whore for sure

the boys are being mr cool, too cool to record this weeks ep

Am not good at reading instructions so i just blow everybody 🤷🏽‍♂️

I thought I had like 115 more episodes to listen to but it turns out they don’t exist.

I work for Sir

masterofcruelties

Ya’ll better stfu or square up

Gin Rummy

This post reeks of mccusker misinformation superspreading

Susan Bitchtits

If you are going to talk politics, spend a good amount of time learning wtf is going on. Otherwise you are just adding to people believing bullshit, because the dawgs believe what you say.

i am absolutely not sucking myself today, but i did spend the recommended time pondering our finite nature. so today, i'm gonna get sucked. god bless mateo for this premium content.

this is blue balls thought there was a new ep

Done. What’s the next step?

Matt Earth Theory

Flipmode is the greatest

So I just got fired for sexual harassment...what did I do wrong?!

Fellas is it gay to suck your boss?

Mogwai Chrisanthemum

But what if I don't wanna suck my boss off. Are you leaving your wife to go on to suck off powerful men

Man... our god is kinda gay

Dylan mcd

contest the charge right now

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Guys I just spent 200$ on a cam girl last night

God is so good

Salt life

Okay done. I think I got fired.

gay

Watched it. I’m shook

Hell ya brotha

You guys are cowards for not challenging the Trump vote. This whole monologue was meant to be cute. It's a diversion

Guess Matt got ahold of the stuff they give to Trump/Biden. Love it

I shouldn't have slow-nodded.

Rob Cow

I did this and my boss fired me so that we could go on a date. Figured if I was banished from the psycho-physical realm might as well let a real man stretch me out

Rob Cow

Can we flood every JRE and demand Gillis as a guest finally?

Josh Dennis

No Pippa!!

amen- I’ve missed too many weeks, need to get back to church

joey wallz

McCusks how many edibles and vape bags did you smoke before writing this?

Lmaooo

Humberto Garza

Donkey

Daniel Thornton

This is why I pay you guys money!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!

ankle_burn

Hail Paimon

It’s something I’ve been working on, treating my thoughts as a person, we can call him ‘Simon’. Sometimes you gotta tell your thoughts to suck your dick.

Maybe you could astral project and suck off your unconscious self

It is the way of the world. Seppuku him with your penis afterwards to show him you get it

But.. I’m my own boss. Time to work on my flexibility.

Sooo suck my boss!?

I'm rock fucking hard 🎸

hell yeah pimp

Is this a dad meat take over

FeelinSmiles

This verse comes from the Book of Billy Chapter 11 Verses 11-17

Crushed my To Don't list today.

Mr.Fucking Cool 😎

This is junk!

Time to suck today's dick.

Honestly, give this a watch. You all deserve to know. One day, you're doing to die: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOY-jJeOeBk

Wawro

Never have I been hornier than this moment FFUUUUUJJ

B-Dawg

Very Shrek 1

you know what u have to do

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Uhm, Ehcuzeme? My boss is a strong, lez, woman? She is equipped with the power of being a healthcare hero,?, a lawyers education,? and the ancient knowledge of saying “interesting!” to everything? Uhm my boss is a gay fuck?

Umm pardon me Matthew my boss is a lady boss

Matt's on a sick one

Dad meat fuckin rules

Its actually gay to get pussy.

JONATHAN A. MCSWEENEY

But amen regardless

Joe Mackey

My black boss would literally kill me

Joe Mackey

AMEN

A true message of alkalinity, thank you Shaman

Crushin MyDinner

Hail Paimon!!

SPITTIN today is the first day of the rest of my life suckin for raises & monetary gains

My boss is Asian, I cannot disrespect him like that.

Psychological singularity of suckkk

Crushin MyDinner

It's the Manhood Canada and freeballing sweatpants

Crushin MyDinner

Funny enough just had my last day of work today and this is exactly what I needed. They asked me to do there exit inventory and I said nahhhh that shits gay. PRAISE THE GOOD WORD.

Letzzz GOOOOOO

Krystel

Are you not entergayned?

I’m gonna take some acid today! Thanks Shaman!

Ryan

Matt drunk in the am? I like it!

Not gay if you’re practicing for chicks 🤷🏻‍♂️

Truer words have never been spoken

And I heard the voice of the lord say "whom shall go for us"? And I said "here am I, send me"!

Caleb Lainez

I finally understand why Lemaire gets any airtime on the cast

If you had to choose who you gonna fuck? Matt or Shane? I'm choosing Matt because Shane is too close to shame.

Yes, only fags are gay

To which your boss reveals that he is actually you from a mirror realm that has come to guide yourself to this exact moment in which you have achieved immortality thru conscious acknowledgement

Kill her then shoot everyone at your old job. Then die like a man in a shootout with the police.

Sucking your boss off on your day off (Veterans Day) is a gay ass power move.

ElisabethWithAnS

Only a colossal faggot would be gay.

Leftist Matt trying assemble a fan base of unemployed antifa nerds. Ill be out here programming with the lad army to counter act this

Did Bill write this? #gay

I just got fired and my wife left me please help what do I do now?

Pretty damn excited about "temerity"

Judge Fudge

Why are you just reposting the plot to Fight Club...?

Ah yes, and so it shall be.

And so it was said, and it was good.

RyanBaldwin

Brother said something right there

My bosses wife is gonna be super pissed.

What the fuck hahaha

DannyBoy25

weekly email from the shaman please sir

I’m getting this tattooed on my back

David

Just so this drives Matt crazy: there's multiple typos. Love you dawg.

True true. Praise paimon

Jack

Wednesday wisdom: "Freedom through Fellatio"

I am self-employed so I'm going to need to start doing some stretches

Travis J

I mean, did u want me to wake up and have one of the greatest mornings... because that’s what happened after i read this

Chase

I'm fucking fired up

You mucking caps this early Shaman?

This is Biden’s America

Is this the dopers talking to Matt and Shane?

Oohh, velly powelfur risdom Matthew

You are a true rock star in every sense of the world... Live on!

Hell yeah preach brother

Well, mmmkay then.

the final stage of psychological flexibility and commitment. Thank you

Matt popped an addy

40 MORE GAYS!

I'm not sure I have what it takes to be a gay man in this economy.

Ok. But I’m the boss.

Amen brother

Russell Jackson

"Equipped with this ancient knowledge" Lol. the best

Ray

Thank you, very cool.

Praise Matthew

LEZ GOOOOOOO

FUGG YEAH!

dude that's so gay

Thanks for the motivation I needed to start my day

Matt are you on shrooms again?

FUCK YEAH

Ray

Inshallah

LEZ GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray

This speaks to me on a cosmic level

*taking notes* i have lessons to learn

peachboy

Sucking for success

Couch

Hell yeah

Preach

Van McNeil

Keep this gay shit on reddit.

LETA FUCKIN GO

f0rs4kin

Friendly reminder that we live in a simulation~

bobby

I’m Barack Obama and I’m gay

talking a little too much to santa maria this morning are we matthew?

Tony

Deep dives taking a toll on ol cusky here

Stokesy’s family friendly Halal Nightclub

You okay big guy?

now THIS is the premium content we pay for

Kirk G.

Very cool! Neat!

Let the suckfest begin

dudeimarobot

Needed that

123scooter

HOW GAY IS OUR GOD

amen

Griot1420

Prayers 4 Matt

t-balls

Suck our dicks to all our employers

Charlie

i’m gay

Share if you agree!

Alex

So gay dude

Praise God

Good morning Matthew

🤣Wtf

Our God... is so great..

It’s a Mexican suckoff

Hahahahaha

SODTAOE

Holy shit that's gay

chris williams

Hahahaha Amen brother!

Polish Hammer