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fuck yeah dude

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Just have to say, I'm a 23 year old who has experienced nothing but constant failure and disappointment. I often find myself without the motivation to get out of my bed, and face the challenges of everyday life for a useless moron like me. But this post, this sentiment, I repeat it over and over. I stand in my shitty shower, and look at my teenis, and chant "fukk the haterz, we ride." and it gives me the wherewithal to seek the power within. It opens my eyes to my destiny. Fukk the haterz, we ride. We. fukkin'. ride.

Rob Cow

Hi

God is great fuck our enemies

If this gets to 420 likes I have to do my stonner duty an rip a fhatty to celebrate our success

Doesn't matter.... we ride.

Josh Dennis

Just when you thought dudes were in danger of not rocking...

And I'm behind you, in full support while fucking you in the ass

Matt you're the man dude

Yo yo yo chill chill chill

Muji bit on cumtown

Caz

I feel like I could be a rooftop Korean rn

I thought Shane cane up with the term sex pest. It’s such a Shane thing to say. The fact that someone else called Seth that in an article is the best part of 2020 so far. 😂😂 SODTAOE

Grab some cidies!

We do indeed ride dawgz

I have no play option? Can't listen. Please help :(

Suck it fuckwads! Pop smoke on the way to glory!

Christopher Tucker

Hell motherfucker yea 🇺🇲🤟🏻

I love you motherfuckers man, I swear to God. These comments got me 😅😅😅🤣🤣

ENEMIES SUCK OUR DICKS. THE DAWGZ RIDE

Fuck the dawgz rule. Reading these comments make me so fucken happy. Shout out all the true dawgz that stay loyal.

I thought this was a hot cast dropping. WTF. Shout out riggins

Start shooting, let’s gooooo

Michael Schmidt

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies Shout out tantalizer

Yo. Im new to the paytch. Are we ridin tonight on something. Cuz I'm down. HGIOG?

JoGeezus

No Sex Pest No Mercy

All praise to the dawgz

I'm doubling down

Richard Gobbla

Also while we are at it, fuck the commies, 1776!

SassyB

Our god is great! Fambly

We are the Chosen we are the Lions

dudeimarobot

Is this supposed to be an episode or just something to rile us tards up?

Josh Dennis

I’ve been waiting for this

Have I been donating to a militia? Cool. So, who are we after?

PBNY

Oh shit is Matt dat boi?

Darnold14MVP

I can hear Shane 😂😂 Jesus Christ

The amount of support this got 😂😂

Imagine you entire existence being a pest on the Bulls back and just like that a fellow pest kicks you to oblivion while a pack or loyal DAWGS that would never turn on each other trample your little pest body. SODTAOE

Sex pest is funnier than gay ISIS.

Why am I hard?

SassyB

Firin up the dogz

Rollin up the pests

Austin

Sex pesting is the only viable reproduction strategy when youre a gatherer.

I don’t practice Santa Maria

You win.

Save the SnickleFritz for our enemy’s!!!God Bless Shat Nation !!!!!

Snizzlemydizzle

What's going on ova hea?

My sentiments exactly brother

Hosky

Dudes rock 2020

Alex Beall

Know that shit

And E’Dalton

Suck our dicks

cancel culture is wrong unless its happening to seth simons

Suck Our Dicks To ALL Our Enemies

I heard that.

Matt Earth Theory

These boys keep affirming that Dudes do in fact Rule

Love you guys!

Sodtaoe, the pest sucks ass

SODTAOE! Shout out Riggins

We will ride for you

Fuhkuh yhoo nemies

o_e

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

I still can’t get over the #sexpestseth memes. That man is the living embodiment of karma.

Flush??

Merfy Mac

Fuck around and find out, bird-boy 🔪

The B2 is circling waiting for the go ahead in the air strike

Alan

To Valhalla we go boys.

The beacons are lit. Matt calls for aid

Wait who got beef with cast form Voltron up in this bitch

Those who doubt us suck cock by choice

chet bergman

Oakerson Gillis 2020

Did I hear it right, we're getting our dongs sucked?

Suckith upon all the Dawgs dicks

SODTAOE

What though the odds be great or small, old Matt & Shane will win over all

【Suck our dicks to all our enemies】

Blow the horn, no homo, and sound the righteous call of a thousand D.A.W.G.Z toppling over the hills of mediocrity. Let the laments of the ungodly fall upon our swords as 1776 crashes down on the blue haired losers that oppose the paytch, as the wails of the unascended blanket the glorious night they will hear but one ringing truth paint the sky in unision. SUCK OUR DICKS TO ALL OUR ENEMIES!!!

Judge Fudge

Hell yeah enemies suck our dicks

STAY HUNGRY DAWGS! This post is just a reminder blessings can come anytime.

OEAASP. our enemies are all sexpests

SODTOE

Matty was feeling himself on the this one. What a heat check

SO🍆TAOE

seabass

Conch Shell

Suck Our Dicks To All Our Enemies

Hell yeah - SG

sodtaoe

nuglrd

Thicc rootz only

We have captured and compromised to a permanent end sex pest Seth

Let’s roll. SODTAOE

Did I hear a Dawg whistle?

Seth wrote a poem about my bird ;-(

Dawgz assemble

Got the notification and thought we were about to be blessed. This message is just as good though. Praise be to Santa Maria

MoldyToad

How great is our god, suck our dicks to all our enemies foreign or domestic

Guy

How GOOD is our God?

SzechuanPapi

no.

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

I'm confused but excited.

ElisabethWithAnS

Aw I just stubbed Tf outta my knee as I read this lol

SODTAOE

deepcalm

Psalm 55:15, flush all our enemies straight to Hell with the rest of the bullshit.

what is sodtaoe i feel like i missed something last week i keep seeing this acronym

ryan coats

Hell yea. Was there supposed to be an ep attached?

Kirk G.

I haven't had sex

i CAN stand behind this

ryan coats

How can we NOT talk about family?!

Weimerica

Who can possibly hate these 2 boys?

This post has been verified pest free.

Worrrrrrrrrd!

So great!

Suck our dicks to all of our enemies

Paul Fenz

It's Boi Matt!

Suck our dicks

Miguel Silva

yo bro

When we ride on our enemies

Damn right!! SODTAOE

Roger Downes


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