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Episode .5

You're witnessing the creation of a patreon segment. Looks like its splitting between me negotiating with people on craigslist, a segment where I interview strangers on current events, and also I'm thinking of switching the mythology thing to talking with patreon subscribers since it takes so long and apparently the average person doesn't have 20 mins to chat with the dogs :( about celtic myths. 

Comments

Bro the Crieghslist calls are gold

Chris

What do you think about R. Kelly?

Airsign

I'm giddy finding these gems as I dive deep in the old paytch..

12.50!

Grifterofease

It would be awesome to hear you read lore and it would be awesome to hear more of these phone calls.

Love

Bruh if I had a phone you could read me a story

Please more of this! I was laughing my ass off!

Call me, I’ll go hard on Norse mythology son

Polish Hammer

I’ve got some Campbell on my bookshelf and might be do for a call

joey wallz

This is fucking hilarious oh my god. I was cackling when you kept saying trying to smoke a fat nug. Feel free to call me to tell me some mythology stories!

Anthony Whipple

Bless me with a damn call dude.

Matt Farmer

what you wanna know about extractions?

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

😂😂😂😂 awesome

You can call and hit me with myths, also I'd like to pick your brain on some extractions.

Let’s talk penis envy boomers from philly. email me @ skateforlife@gmail.com

Email me Todric14x@icloud.com, I’d love to be in a eppie faggot

3/8ths is perfect for blazing fat nugz don't let him talk you out of it

Give me a ring. Loves me some story time. Also will accept BH pics anytime. rhoid or no

Stump guy was a good sport

Ben Kizzy

nice dude

Ben Kizzy

Dial me in kusky! I’ll drop some Australian knowledge

Jesse

You can call me bro. Get my number.

Stump Grinder. Classic

Leave them evil hippies alone doggy

Good job Matt. You trying. I’m from Illinois. Moved to Texas cuz unions. Started oil field. Beat up a cop. Got locked into oilfield. Gained weight, just lost the weight. Been highly entertained lately by joining a mega church, totally agnostic. Totally into trump daddy and big oil. Suh

Dark shaman! Dm me for my number. I want to hear about the myth of Irish indentured labour. We wuz slaves

Some classic Secret Podcast phone call action, hell yeah. And I'd be honored to talk mythology with the Dark Shaman. I could go on for hours

Love the prank calls. Id be down to get a call about the story of the Morrigan anytime.

That guy doesn't smoke nugs.

How about a segment where people tell you about the gayest shit they’ve ever seen, Or fags who do karaoke singing live?

mccuskie prank calls are a thing of beauty

Knock out teaser, if you want to hit up some patreon notty b’s in between Craigslist calls to fill up time hmu bb boi

If you ever want to bullshit about native life, dreams, and Jungian shit I'd be down.

You’re on to something... but also,still wanna see the folds of you’re butthole Ps you should definitely call Gillis every episode, you guys are a duo and make magic happen even over the phone lol

The stump grinder had me fucking dying

This is a work of art

hell yeah

Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast

Let me get some call time MAtt, we can talkabout mexican folklore and chaos magic. I can get spooky with it

This was godly 🙏🙏🙏

What kind of music do you listen to when you grind on stumps?

Keep up chin up, Matt! I think it's hilarious the number of times you almost lost your shit saying "smoke a fat nug", lol.

Damn non patreon bulls missing hot new casts.

Im ready to hear some patron listeners!

Godammit the first 30 secs is worth the price of admission

Ydna Ecap

damn Shane got caught sleeeepin

Holy shit i cant wait to hear. Ill chat witcha! Freesies

Ydna Ecap

Interview me pls

blahahahaha

Matt Kirby

Fuck yeah!

Hell yeh


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