Beefers Restaurant Roster
Added 2019-09-14 17:52:27 +0000 UTCSomething I've been whittling at for a little while. Writing the goblin waitress reminded me that slutty waitresses/customer service ladies is an easy way to write rando sex scenes. So when I'm not working on Pizza Thot (there's a fantasy setting story coming next), I put together a crew for a steakhouse in the same spirit. Still throwing my best ideas into PT but stuff I can't use for them and with characters/kinks beyond its (really broad) scope.
Almost didn't bother with boy coworkers, then didn't want just one because it would feel too much like a harem anime setup.
Beefers: sexy steakhouse. Light country theme franchise. Pizza Thot style “will serve you food and fuck if you want.” Started out normal but Patty got a reputation going that was surprisingly good for business. Denim bottoms of some kind are expected of servers (skirts, jeans, overalls or shorts). Please don't tell the CEOs what we're doing here.
Staff:
Patricia “Patty” LaBraun; big country gal, chunky but stronk and busty waitress. Tan white girl. Big lips for smoochin, blonde ponytail. Upbeat but lazy. Little bit of a meathead who gets horny easily, but can handle herself. Cajun Irish background.
Turnons: blowjobs, titfucks, groping, showing off, hair pulling, competing, casual sex
Fran LaBraun: Stronger mom manager. Not as busty as her girl, but overtly muscular arms. Reddish brown long hair. Does amateur strongwoman contests and bodybuilding on the side. No problem throwing you out of her restaurant/house/office if you give her shit.
Turnons: lifting, handjobs/fingering, titfucks, dirty talk
Xyla Dean: Dishwasher. Headphones girl. Straight black hair, lean-curvy. Expressive face. Never seems to notice what’s going on but does what you ask.
Turnons: bondage, ASMR, tickling
Alexa Decker: Seater/front desk and emergency security. Chubby short girl, red straight twintails. Happy new girl. Great friends with Janine, Kyle’s big sister.
Turnons: facesitting, anal, edging
Janine Sharp: Register. Smart, skinny black gamer dork. Blinding bangs and glasses. Don’t get her started! College girl who will eat just about anything if given half a reason.
Turnons: compliments, blowjobs, facesitting, vibrators
Jaqueline “Jackie” Bates. Cook/waitress. Cocky, mouthy wheelchair girl. Hair dyed dark green, freckles, smallish tits (doesn’t mind). Leans into assertive to overtake her handicap. Has “Immortal” carved into her chair. Way into dares and challenges. Strong arms and likes to challenge Fran to arm wrestling a lot (always loses)
Turnons: lifting sex, handjobs, dirty talk, 69, rough sex, competing
Linda Amibola: Cook/waitress. Indian and African mixed heritage. Mix of thick curls and braids, huge rack. Extremely collected and easygoing, doesn’t realize Patty thinks she’s her rival. Dating Eddie.
Turnons: handjobs, bottoming, anal
Billy Hudson: busboy/cleaner. short, early 20s, freckles, boyish face, dark brown hair. Alexa’s little brother. Oversized sweater and big untied boots. Total sweetheart and shy, but can get super into it. Always surprised when he gets picked out by a customer.
Turnons: teasing, handjobs, bottoming
Eddie Rhodes: server/cook. Massive, brawny, hung dudebro. Slicked black hair. Partier, beefcake, even dumber than Patty. Dating Linda, tight friends with Jackie (love to get into stupid schemes, especially involving encouraging Billy). Ridiculously supportive of his gf working at Beefers and proud of their open relationship. Will hi-five her customers after. Super loud, confident and happy. Shockingly good cook, even with fancier dishes.
Somewhere between Jock from Jock and Nerd, and Launchpad McQuack
Turnons: group sex, cock worship, compliments
Menu Items
The Steak and Shake; steak, fries, drink and a lapdance
The Meat Buffet: all you can eat steak/pussy
The Skewer: 2/1 deal spit-roasting
The Cowgirl: pick a girl and meal
5 Buck Fuck: cheap but random sexual favor. Whoever’s available gets to decide what they do with you. Customer’s free to decline for a refund but no do-overs (can be repeated though for “rerolls” after the first).
The Big Bull Bowl: beef and noodles dish with two sex sides