My FAQ

Just realized I get these on the reg, so thought I'd drop some answers.

Are you open for commissions?

In general, yes. I used to take just about anything you threw at me but now I have some steady customers with enjoyable work. I'm a little more busy and more picky about them these days, but I'll always consider the job and I love hearing ideas, so feel free to reach out. You can get me here or on luffy316@hotmail.com

Will you write about (X)?

Probably. I've written all kinds of crap, sometimes out of boredom. Boxing, furries, traps, anime parodies, violence, RPGs, song lyrics, transformations with absolutely zero sexual connotations... I prefer it's something I have at least a little interest in and some framework of a story/reason, but I'm pretty open-minded. If it’s dark, weird, or just unshareable, I might just charge more.

Where can I sort through your stuff? Patreon’s too jumbled and slow.

There's a few other options! There's my Hentaifoundry.  I try to catalog all the stuff there from commissions and original/Patreon pieces. It can get a little crowded, but just about everything's there in terms of text stories.

http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316

Otherwise, I've created this guide to my original stories in google docs for your (and my) convenience. It’s got my patreon work, short stories, image captions and commissioned artwork linked there. https://docs.google.com/document/d/16jYHSZ4hAbyrRQHDh6VxiTwl1NqWiJ-c7Vz4QfyjAzo/edit

Hell of a lot faster and easier to search and sort than Patreon. I might throw one together for my existing commissions sometimes, since I know folks love the goblin ones.

When will you be writing more (X)?

Honestly, when I'm in the mood. I try to reread my work now and then and go through my list of past works every so often so I don't forget about them. I write as much as I do because I write what I'm in the mood for. When I'm low-energy, I write mellow stories and conversations. When I'm hyper, I do fast action scenes. So I get a feel for what I'm into and have ideas for at the end of each month and shove those into polls, but it always comes down to what I can and want to do while hitting the most popular votes.

The surest way to get me to write something is A) vote for them when they show up on polls

or B) comment, Fav, or Like them when you read them. I'm always happy to see those pop up on my alerts and emails, and I do look back on them time to time to see what's popular and in demand. Comments with ideas and favorite parts really stick and can get the gears turning for me. Squeaky wheels and community input and all that.

How did you get started?

I wrote a few smut stories for fun back on Seakings Femfight and Freecatfights when my thing was just wrestling and girls fighting. Writing in general, I did a whole lot of message board games with my friends and started narrating things in my head when I was bored so I got a way with words from that.

First real commission was a 4chan thread where someone offered a copy of Left 4 Dead 2 to anyone who could earn it. I offered to write a story in exchange and very quickly got a reply throwing the game at me and telling me they wanted a threesome with the legendary bird pokemon. My girlfriend and brother were in the room and we had a laugh while I needed a beer for the first time in my life. My writer's bushido code demanded I write it since he'd paid up.

From there I passed the word around on a few forums and made a blog while blogs were a thing. Wrote some weird stuff for high pay, but mostly fight-centric. It was honestly helping me support my girl at times. I started getting into other stuff until I fell for the shortstack craze. I started writing a greentext (one-post chapters of stories) on 4chan for a journal about catching a horny goblin girl in the basement of his new cabin. People kept demanding more while it was inspiring people to write their own and reaching artists I'd admired who knew my shit. It gave me a real boost to know that people wanted to read my ideas so I got to work on putting together the Patreon.

What’s the weirdest thing you’ve written?

I was hired to write an indirect murder fantasy for a guy once; brutal stuff with a guy’s wife and mistress. Also got my break by writing a sadomasochistic threesome between the 3 legendary bird Pokemon where the male ended up getting pregnant (all for a copy of Left 4 Dead 2). I also wrote one catfight story through a poem.

On my own accord, probably the guy whose neighbor was an illusion-using alien who won him over before revealing she was a god-thing beyond time and space made of tentacles and no orifices. They fuck anyway. At this point I just like to try something weird and experimental just to write something new.

Do you write gay stories?

Kinda sorta. I’m not against it by any means, but I default to lesbian myself. All my tastes just lean towards female characters, so my tastes tend to go towards lesbian, then straight the male on male. I’ve written some over time for hire and included a trap or two in my stories, but rarely comes to mind for me.

Can I link people to your stuff?

Absolutely! I'm not real good at advertising this stuff, so I think word of mouth's basically how I got this big. Just send them a link to here or Hentaifoundry or even just the doc above with my stuff.