Caption Pic: Bowsette vs Midbusette

I saw a fun request for something based off this pic with Midbusette and Bowsette competing with each other using the reader’s dick to prove who’s best princess. I had to do some reading on who the heck Midbus was, because as fun as they look I never played the Mario Super Star rpgs. He’s apparently a big lug of a pig monster who’s either not too bright or speaks super simply, so that was tricky to tie into the caption. Man, I don’t care how long it’s been, Bowsette is still great in my book...

"So you're finally awake! I bet you're wondering why we brought you here for this little visit!"

"Kidnapped."

"Yea, okay. Why we 'kidnapped' you. Well this is your lucky day, little man! You get to help us settle an argument!"

"Not an argument. It obvious."

"Oh shut up and let me talk. Freakin’ tits for brains! So as you may know, I'm the powerful and respected Queen Bowsette. This fat-titted ogre here is Princess Midbusette."

"Strongest princess in the kingdom!"

"You are not! And that's not the point here! We got to arguing over who was the better princess! We tried proving our strength but we both proved we could smash everything in sight. We tried arm-wrestling but we kept breaking tables before anyone could win.”

“Tables are pathetic!”

“That’s why we needed you to break our stalemate. A princess should know how to please a prince. We don’t really have any of those handy, so I guess you’ll do. So what do you say, stud? Are you willing to saddle up with a couple of the hottest and most powerful princesses in the whole kingdoms and prove to this pink piglet why I’m the best lover of them all?”

“Ridiculous! I laugh at your lies, blondie! Get over here, man human! I will show you true unga!”

"Oh please! Ignore that idiot. I'm the one you really want! These muscles. These tits. These big pearly horns you can really grab onto as I ride you like a Yoshi. I’d screw you all night long and let you do every pervy thing you could imagine to the queen of princesses! So why not skip the contest with bacon boobs over there and come conquer my kingdom, stud?"

"Stupid talk! Midbus is bigger and better sexy! Slimey lizard is lousy sexwife! I'll show you real snusnu. Nothing feel better than being wrapped up in big strong thighs as you cum even stronger than I look."

"That pink bitch can't even talk straight let alone dirty talk! I'm the real prize here! Look at these titties! They’re perfect for fitting a cock between them. I can whip them out and fuck from below or you can just wedge that tasty dick of yours in from the top and flood this leather with your cum. I’m always lookin’ for love so I’ll take you in any position you want!”

“Midbusette is not afraid of any position! I know what you want, manlet! You want bigger better boobers that stupid koopa cunt!! You want a real woman! One that’ll crush your dick inside me when I ride on top of you. Squeezing you with the strongest arms in the land while you grope my tits and pump me silly. Muh huh huh! Don’t be fooled! Just cuz I’m buffer and prettier than that old turtle twat, your thingy looks like perfect fit! Huge body. Tight pussy. What more you want, punk?”

“Please! That pink bozo would burn through your 1-Ups faster than your cum! Tell me this, hotshot. You ever got your dick sucked by a chick who can breathe fire? Didn’t think so. I’ve got this trick I’ve been working on where I start working up some steam… hahhhh. See? Imagine looking down at that while I hold you over my head and just start smoking on your cock. Or if you prefer, I can bend over and lift a tail and let you help yourself to my private dungeon. Mwahaha! I’m wet just from thinking about it!”

“I have tighter and wetter dungeon! Big perky titties. Big monster muscle. Thicker tail. What are you even waiting for?! Get dick out NOW!! Get over here and blast your favorite amazon already!”

“So I hope you rested up, little man! We already decided that we’re going to take you until one of us can’t stand it anymore!”

“You look hard as stone for us already. You better last long enough to beat that blonde bimbo.”

“Look! He’s already stroking! I knew he’d be up for it! Now grab that hammer, bro, and help me beat this boss by knocking piglet here out with that cock!”