Goblins In Kimonos 2

Some unexpected progress on this one. Came out a little cuter, longer and more worldbuildy than planned, but definitely pleased with it. I've also got somebody on for the monthly art for the aliens, but I do have something else that may be happening on the side...

First part is back on http://www.hentai-foundry.com/stories/user/luffy316/29056/Goblins-and-Kimonos

The daimyo was surprised by the decision, but he let his son do as he wished. It was to be his bride anyway, so if he wished to pick a busty little goblin then so be it. Princess Fuka Cumborn wasn't the lord's first pick for beauty. She was a greenbean-colored woman in a pink kimono and amber hair, orange eyes, a small  but pointed nose, and a set of full, pouty lips. She walked barefoot everywhere, even in the garden and the outdoor paths.

Princess Fuka stayed at the palace as their honored guest, and it clearly took everyone some time to get used to a goblin living there. The servants all slowed down to make sure they didn't step on the poor thing, not used to having children underfoot since Ideki was young. Her royal sled wolves were kept by the stables, where one of her goblin servants stayed near at all time. Many of the horses were bothered by their presence; if the wolves themselves weren't enough, it was their guard's duty to scream at them and whack them with his scrawny fist until they calmed down again. The cleaners had their work cut out for them, and it wasn't until weeks later that one of the servants politely pleaded with Fuka to put on a pair of sandals. She had been politely refusing them the whole time, trying to be polite and not realizing that humans minded dirt in their houses.

"It's just so much cleaner out here. I wouldn't have imagined," Fuka praised, sitting on a chair on one of the palace's many decks. Ideki offered to put them on himself, getting him some private tame with the princess. They had been quite friendly with each other so far, and Fuka seemed as sweet as could be, if a little sheltered and thick-headed.

"Then what is the kingdom of goblins like, princess?" Ideki inquired.

"Oh, it's green." Ideki laughed, though she held the same pleasant smile she always did. He cleared his throat in case he wasn't supposed to find that funny. "Lots of trees and ponds. There's many wolves and frogs in our territories, and lots of big trees with apples and chestnuts grow there.

"It does sound interesting. Are the wolves much of a problem?"

Fuka looked like she was thinking hard. Ideki wasn't exactly worldly himself, but he at least knew roughly how a farm worked and traveled around. Perhaps education wasn't so important around goblin kind, or they simply taught other things. "I don't think so. That's what we have the yowlers for. They shout at the wolves to make them go away or stay or whatever we need."

"Like the one by the stables?" Ideki asked.

"Yes, like Notch!" she confirmed.

"The one with the missing finger and the claw scars?"

"Yes. It's not an exact, um..."

"Science?"

"Yes! Thank you! You are very wise with words, lord Ideki." He blushed and finished dusting off her foot to slide the last sandal on. She wiggled her toes and giggled as she flopped it around against her foot. She tapped him on the nose with one of her toes, getting him to laugh with her.

"Well you are very lovely company yourself, Princess Fuka. I've very much enjoyed having you in my life." Ideki had gone through his "training" with Baishu back at The Green Eyes to be a man and he had always respected women and goblins, but actually making the first move was something that eluded him. He knew about proposing political marriages from the family history, but the culture of Japanese nobility had a lot of gaps between even the most regal of goblins. He wasn't sure what would be too subtle or too bold in this situation.

Fuka seemed to answer that for him. The little green woman blushed as she hopped off her seat, causing an odd pink color along her green cheeks. "Thank you, lord Ideki. You have been a wonderful host and you both look and smell wonderful." Fuka's orange eyes darted quickly over the private garden before she lifted a part of his kimono like it was nothing but a curtain in her way. Her head vanished under his robes but it was all too obvious what she was doing by sense of touch alone. She pulled down his underwear and with a soft slurping sound, she took his cock into her mouth.

"Princess!" Ideki gasped, resting his hands on her head. He moved as if to stop her but her head started to bob in a way that he couldn't bring himself to hold on too tightly. Her sucking drained his strength away rather quickly, so his attempts to dissuade her felt more like an affectionate caress of her amber hair. She let out a noise somewhere between a coo and a giggle as she kept up her dirty work. 

a wooden sled pulled by wolves

a pink kimono whose hem was lined with dirt and leaves. She had long, narrow ears partly covered by short, sap-colored hair that complimented her wide orange eyes. Her nose was short but pointed, and her full lips showed only the tips of her pointed teeth. She was as green as springtime despite the season, and walked barefoot. She had just reached breeding age over the summer when she looked into eligible nobles in the area.

"I am Fuka Cumborn, princess of the land of goblins." she said in a soft and sweet voice that carried elegance despite the hint of oil and gravel to it.  She bowed low before him, and at his height he could see her buoyant breasts nearly bounce of out of kimono.

"Princess, you... ah... you can't. Someone could see you!" He had read about lecherous lords who took women as they pleased, but they were always viewed as shameful to their people. Not to mention that this wasn't just some servant girl, but a foreign princess and guest of their house. If one of her guards happened to come by, they would... actually he didn't know what a goblin would do about it. Would they believe him if he said that Princess Fuka forced herself on him, or just politely nod and give the princess some advice before walking away?

Fuka just let out some more happy mewling noises. He felt her strong little tongue shift around in her mouth to guide his cock deeper into her suckling mouth. She giggled as she wiggled her head from side to side, playfully jerking his member around with her lips. Ideki had to lean on a wall to stay standing, ending up sitting on the bench where Fuka had been while receiving her sandals. Her ears popped out of the front of his robe as he saw the princess' smiling face wrapped around his erection. She lacked the skill of his aunt Baishu, but she had more than enough passion and gentle care for his manhood that she left trails of spittle along his inner robe and thighs.

"Lord Ideki?" A voice called through the wall behind them. Ideki froze and ran his fingers through Fuka's hair, but he couldn't bring himself to force her away. Baisho had told him a man was seen by how he treated his women, and she was being so... generous in her gestures. He had to settle for pulling her in closer, settling her between his legs as she kept sucking and he closed up his robes.

"Oh, there you are!" Tanaka was a portly man and a wise advisor to Ideki's father. For all the stereotypes about advisors, Ideki had never detected a bit of spite or treachery from the man. He was too outspoken for that kind of thing. Fuka let out a pleased little mewl from between his legs before he got too close. Ideki closed his thighs to urge her to be quiet, which just pushed her face further into his crotch. It thankfully had the same effect as her pleased noises were muffled, even if it made Ideki twitch in place.

"Good afternoon, Tanaka-san," Ideki said a bit rigidly. All of his years of training to be courtly and controlled were saving his life as far as he was concerned, hiding all but the smallest shivers and twitches as Fuka sucked him off beneath his robes. Her tongue stretched past her lips and his shaft to start flicking at his balls.

"It is a good one!" the formal man confirmed cheerily. "Is the good Princess Fuka around?"

The goblin gave a tiny giggle from beneath his robes, too muffled by her mouthful of genitalia to be heard. Ideki felt it more than he heard it himself.

"No, she's (ahh) busy. Elsewhere, of course."

"Oh good! Finally got those sandals on her, eh?" Tanaka laughed as Ideki nodded, forcing on a tight smile to hide any flinching. Even with his experience with Baishu under his belt (so to speak), the princess seemed very good. Her head bobbed in this enthusiastic but precise angle where she took his cock deep enough to tease around her throat before sliding him in and out once again.

"Well I wanted to talk to you about your decision. Now I realize that courting with a goblin is a very diplomatic maneuver. It shows sympathy with the yokai of our land regardless of their birth. But as far as gaining allies, perhaps something more closer to home... more human, if you will..."

Ideki nodded as he pretended to listen to the rest of it. Feigning interest was a skill vital to any daimyo. He doubted that it was to pretend you weren't getting a blowjob in front of the man who had known him for most of his life. While she was focused on her work, Ideki was sure that Fuka was listening in. Whenever Tanaka made mention of some other influential noble's beautiful daughter, the goblin pushed herself deeper into his crotch and clenched her mouth and throat around his shaft. Ideki rested a hand on his leg, pretending to scratch an itch as he rubbed one of Fuka's ears in a subtle show of appreciation. He took the way she playfully nibbled his shaft to be her own extra bit of affection in reply.

"I'm just saying that we don't know what sort of influence the goblin kingdoms will have. It's a gambit, and I respect your decision if you want to make it, but once you get past all the beauty marks, I think Princess Kyoko would make a lovely wife."

"Ohhh YES," Ideki agreed a bit harder than he meant to. Fuka had sealed her mouth around him and sucked on him like he was a straw. He couldn't keep from emptying his sac into her, squeezing the leg of his kimono to keep from jumping or moving too abruptly to reveal the mouthy princess. The young prince bit the inside of his lip as the princess softly slurped on him to drink up his cum in front of one of his most trusted advisors (short of his father and Baishu, of course).

Tanaka looked at him strangely for a moment before Ideki swallowed and regained his composure. "I... oof... that is much to think about. I am very... VERY grateful for your insight as always, noble Tanaka. I shall... unf... consider these weighty words overnight."

"I am glad to hear this, Lord Ideki!" The round councilman smiled. "I hope you enjoy your day while you reflect on them."

"Oh, I shall." Ideki nodded a bit sloppily as the man excused himself with a bow. Once they was alone again, Ideki parted his kimono. The goblin princess shuffled back out, her wiggling bottom first and then her impishly smiling face.

"You are very gifted for controlling yourself, master," she said, licking her lips in a quick little gesture. "And I ensured not to spill a drop, considering how clean a people you humans are."

"Your discretion was appreciated," Ideki sighed. Princess Fuka gently lifted up his underwear until he stood and helped her clean up after herself. She really did swallow up everything, apart from a fine layer of saliva around his cock. "Not that I don't appreciate... well, the rest of what you did."

Fuka grinned wide and emitted a small burp. It only made Ideki laugh. "It was fun. And Lord Ideki is very tasty. Lots of... 'fertile' in you."

Ideki smirked down at her and took her hand, squeezing it in his. "Princess Fuka, I can't think of a moment with you that I haven't enjoyed. I was wondering if you would like to marry me."

Fuka's expression wasn't the glee he expected and hoped for. She looked at him confused. She shifted her sandaled feet on the deck before she shook her head. "No... not yet, thank you. I can wait until you are ready." She adjusted her kimono around her bouncy green boobs and gave him a cute little smile. "Were you ready for our walk?"

Ideki had no idea what went wrong. She had sucked him off in front of his advisor but still turned down his proposal! He couldn't be misreading the signs. She was clearly interested in him. Was it just a goblin social foul to propose after you had sex? Were they just not interested in marriage? He excused himself after dinner and quickly assembled a carriage for a late night visit to his aunt.

"Is that all?" The busty goblin matron smoked in her makeshift throne, smoking her pipe while Ideki finished spilling his guts on his progress. "Well that's the problem. You haven't shown your commitment yet."

"Commitment?" Ideki blushed as he paced in front of her. "She sucked my dick in front of what's basically my uncle! She's always... smiling and flirting and she talked about how good my cum was! How am I going too slow for her!?"

"Calm down," Baishu giggled. "A nobleman with a hot head only make bad decisions. You just haven't learned about goblin marriage yet."

"I mean... you're not married, are you, Lady Baishu?" The green woman cackled loudly. "I didn't think so... so how could I know?"

"Look, it's a long story," Baishu said calmly. "But let's just say that I'm here because infertility is not taken kindly in goblin country. A marriage is a touchy thing. Goblins will fuck anyone they feel like for the most part. Marriage, that's a big step. It's a sign that you're only probably not going to fuck anyone else. It means she knows where your dick is at all times, so she has to approve. That takes a lot of trust. Controlling a goblin's sex life is like controlling their mind, so it's like a blood bond."

Ideki sighed and calmed himself down. "So how do I do it?"

"You'll need to do the two provings. To show your faith and trust in each other. As the courter of the two..." Baishu gestured at the young lord. "You'll need to cook for her. If she trusts you, she'll eat it and assume it's not poisoned."

"That's all? I mean... I can probably fry some rice... maybe some noodles... would sushi count?"

"Close enough. For the last part, though, she needs something stolen."

"Stolen? From who?"

"You need to steal something for her. She'll wear it on her wedding day. You don't have to tell her how you got it, but tell 'I stole this for you.' That way you're confiding in her. Life when criminals do a blood oath not to tell anyone about that guy they killed because they'd both go to jail for it."

"I... Lady Baishu, I'm a daimyo's son," Ideki said with a skeptical laugh. "Why would I steal? I could buy anything she wanted."

Baishu nodded and took another breath of her pipe. "You sure could. But you have to steal it. By your hand. No messengers or thugs or anything."

"Couldn't I just buy her the nicest dress in the land? She doesn't seem to have much..."

"You could. You could buy a diamond and tell her you stole it. Possessions aren't the point with goblins. It's all about where they came from. We'd rather have a wooden sword than a jewel-studded katana if it the wooden one once belonged to an emperor. So does telling her you stole what you bought sound like a relationship of trust and honor?"

Ideki sighed and slumped his shoulders. "I see... but even if I want to court her..."

"And do you?"

"GODS yes!" Ideki blurted, throwing up his hands. "But I'm no good at thievery. A noble faces his enemy head on and with honor."

"Well you need to take it by your own hand..." Baishu mused. She whistled, puffing a little smoke ring from her lips. With a quick clambering noise, her two scantily clad goblin ninja dropped from the ceiling. Toko and Oira landed noiselessly and waved to the lord they'd rescued as a child.

"Hey, boss!" Oira chimed, the redheaded goblin beaming beside her blue-headed twin.

"But you're allowed to have some help. They're at your disposal, my boy. Consider them an early wedding present."

It was a day until their heist. Ideki wanted a glorious gift for her, but he didn't want to disgrace some poor craftsman for it. He had orchestrated the whole thing ahead of time. He went to the tailor that morning and paid for their nicest wedding robes. He said he would send someone for them tomorrow and left with no intention to return. By night, he returned to town with his new ninja in tow.

"So what's our move? The Broken Window Trick?" Oira asked.

"The Green-eyed Shuffle?" Toko offered.

"That one almost got us killed!"

"But it's for LOVE, Oira! We got to do it for our little brother!" Ideki shook his head. The childish twins still somehow had been operating as assassins and spies for Baishu well before he was born.

"Then just do the Hungry Mole."

"Or the Backalley Blind Man! Oh wait, that's a sex move..."

"What about the window?" Ideki hissed as they crouched in the alley. He had tied a simple piece of cloth over his head to hide his hair part of his face, stooped below the tailor's window.

"Good idea, boss. We can do a basic Circle of Shadows while you go for the prize."

"What is that? Is that good?"

"It works," Oira said with a shrug. "Just go in on our cue."

"What's that?"

"Pebble on the roof," Toko said. "It'll bounce four times before it hits the dirt." With that, the girls split up with their same unusual speed. It was only from seeing them so often that Ideky knew where to put his eyes. They feinted and darted constantly, so you had to watch how their breasts and boobs jiggled to know where they were going. Oira hopped into the and and grabbed the edge of the roof, flipping over to land on it and sprint across as quietly as a cat. Toko sprinted around the corner towards the front, always just out of the light of the lanterns as she cracked open the window. She slipped in without a sound, but her big hips got stuck halfway through. She tried to wedge it open further before Ideki just shoved on her plump ass the rest of the way through.

Ideki wasn't sure what was happening until he heard the pebble. Two... three... there it was! He slid open the window as quietly as he could and peeked inside. No lights apart from the faint lantern light outside, so he climbed inside awkwardly. He quickly removed his sandals on the windowsill so slip through quietly. He made his way towards the front from the rear of the house, passing by a room with the door slid open. He peered inside cautiously, where the tailor was fast asleep. To be more accurate, Toko was sitting on his face, keeping his arms pinned as she smothered him unconscious. She flashed Ideki a quick wink as he shook his head and moved up to the front.

There was the wedding gown. A finely decorated piece of soft pinks and fiery reds. It had a "sold" label hanging from it as he slipped it off the hook. Ideki wrapped it carefully over his arm when he heard another tapping on the roof. Three... four... why again?

The front door slid open as Ideki panicked and booked it for the back. "Excuse me?" asked a man's deep voice. "Shopkeep? I'm here on business for the daimyo's son. I had heard he bought a dress here, and I thought I would..." The guard spotted the shadow running for it with the dress in hand. "Stop! Thief!"

The guard drew his short sword and stormed into the shop, but Oira swung down from the rooftop and kicked him in the back of his knee. He fell to his knees as she swung like a monkey from the doorframe and kicked him in the head, knocking him out cold on the floor.

"Captain? Are you alri-?" With a suddenly rotten sound and smell, his backup backed off while coughing and holding their noses.

Ideki was a few paces ahead going back towards the window when Toko caught up to him. "Do goblin smokebombs HAVE to sound like farts?!" he hissed.

"Nah. We just do it cuz it's funny," Toko giggled. Oira bolted after them and caught Ideki by the hem of his robe. He stopped short of the window as Toko sprang out of it in a single graceful leap. Ideki saw some shadows and her unmistakably jiggly figuring flying around as she dispatched another pair of guards that went around to watch the back. A quick punch in the balls went through the cracks in one's armor and she kickflipped off his chest before rocketing into the other's face with a butt bomb to smash him against the opposite wall of the alley. She gave a short whistle to cue it was clear.

"That's the best part about your royal guards," Oira snickered. "Protocol this, practice that. So easy to predict." She urged Ideki, boosting his legs out before springing through herself. Ideki snatched her from the windowsill, tucked her under his arm with the dress, and ran back towards the carriage to hurry back to the palace before the guards showed up.

It took a little bluffing, but Ideki would later explain that Lady Baishu was kind enough to send a messenger with the dress in the night (while paying off the shopkeep to not ask any questions). No one had the time or wherewithal to recognize the fleeing thieves in the night, but since technically nothing was taken, they didn't give it much mind.

Ideki did arrive the next morning at Princess Fuka's room. He excused the servants so that he could enter holding the tray of porridge and clumsily sliced chicken. Fuka smiled at her visitor as he set it down beside her. "I'm sorry if your breakfast isn't as good as the last few days," Ideki confessed as she knelt beside her, his package tucked under his arm. "I made it myself, and I'm not the most experienced cook."

Fuka looked surprised for a moment before she started to eat. She smiled all the same and nodded. "It's quite good! Reminds me of goblin cooking back home."

"I do hope that's a good sign," Ideki sighed, relieved that she liked it to some extent.

"It makes me feel very welcome," she confirmed with a nod.

"Then I hope this does as well." When she was mostly done with the breakfast he offered her the packaged dress. She unwrapped it and looked at it quizzically.

"It is very nice-looking," she said warily.

"It's a wedding gown in our culture," Ideki explained. He could see her brow start to furrow before he added "I stole it for you last night."

Princess Fuka's eyes went wide and her jaw dropped open. "But... but is so expensive!" she blurted. "How did...?"

"Well I can't just tell you," Ideki laughed. "It's a crime, isn't it? We'd both be in a lot of trouble if I told you."

Whatever it was about goblin culture, this had done the trick. Princess Fuka's eyes were wide and watering like crazy as tears spilled over her wide mouth and pouty lips. Her ears wiggled anxiously, tossing around her messy bed hair. She hugged the new robe to her chest as her bosom heaved with dry, noisy sobs and her breasts bounced against it.

"It's so nice!" she blurted, breaking into a massive smile and an even bigger mess of tears. "I love you very much, Princes Ideki! I am so glad you steal for me!" Ideki winced and gestured for her to quiet down. Fuka bit her lip, but kept smiling. He didn't even have to ask. "I would be honored to marry you," she declared.

Fuka pushed aside her breakfast and grabbed him by his robe. It was quickly throw aside as she got them both naked as fast as possible for a quick titfucking until her new fiance spilled his seed over her face and tits. She beamed as she licked up his mess. "I can't wait! I'll need to tell everyone... I'll send a messenger back home, I'll need to hire a tattoo artist..."

"Tattoo artist?"

"And I'll have to tell the yowlers we'll need the wolves ready, and lots of alcohol and mud to be gathered... I wonder if humans have any good swamps out here... oh, husband! It will be so beautiful."

Ideki gave up and shook his head. She seemed to know what she wanted now. "I'm sure it will."