It's Okay Baby
Added 2016-01-13 01:42:38 +0000 UTC"You're really going to like this next bit."
"What .. uuuhh what are ... you ....uuunnnhhhhh ......hhhaaaahhhh"
"Well I'm making you come your brains out at the same time that I'm transforming you into living rubber. Relax my love, I've done this before, remember Titaness? Everyone wonders where she disappeared to, well she's right here, I'm wearing her.
That was what the League would call my Origin Moment, when my powers awakened. As I acted in self defence to save my life from that sadistic bitch."
"Ohhh ..... oh babe ... I never ... knew ..... ahhhhh"
"Well I was hardly going to advertised that I'd made that bitch my bitch was I my love?"
"uunnmmmhh ... no ... suppose .. not ....ooooohhh babbbbyyy ...."
"With that kind of start to my super life, well I wasn't too enamoured of the SuperLeague if they let psycho shits like her join them. Hardly surprising that I wound up being the best and sexiest cat burglar in the city. Hated the League so much ... then I met you ..."
"Ohhh Evie ...."
"Look where that got you though ....."
"not ... your ..fault my love ...."
"So I'm going to make everything better.
See Titaness ... well she's pretty crap in the sack and can't multitask for toffee.
So superbitch gets demoted to living armour and you get to be closer to the person you love than anyone could ever dream.
We'll be together forever baby Mel, no one will ever be able to take us away from each other, and no one will ever be able to hurt you for loving me."
"forever?"
"Forever ever."
"love you .... all my heart ....."
"I love you too Melanie"
*tender kiss*
