Ablutions
Added 2016-01-12 22:16:45 +0000 UTCUmm okay how is this going to work? I mean my crotch is completely smooth and featurele ... oh a hole just opened up .... oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh oh that's better. An empty bladder is a happy bladder.
But ... uuhh ... what about, you know, pooping? Oh christ what are you doing in there ... I can feel you moving around and .... is that you wriggling around in my stomach?? How deep in have you gone??!!! Look when I said you could take me up the bum last night I didn't mean ... aaaaaaahhhhh nowaitmyarsecan'tstretchthatfaaarrrrrr *plop* eep. Aaahhahhhaahhhaaa ... FYI pooping ..... is not meant to be ..... that traumatic okay? Hhhhaaahhhhh I feel like I've just been buggered with a tree trunk. Owww! Hey there's no need to bite me, just saying is all. Be gentle okay? You could hurt me.
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Ooohhaaahhhuuunnnhhhuuhhhh ooh now there's no way I can stand up, not on jelly legs ..... babe you need to dial back a bit. I think I get the gist of things, biting my nipples is a no, vibrating between my legs is a yes right?
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Aaahhhhaaahhaa oh baby you have to dial it right back please, like one tenth of that. Please be gentle with me ..... I'm very sensitive to touch you don't need everything cranked up to eleven all the time okay?
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Oohhh yeeaahhh .....
