-EH...? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE...? :D
+We must respect Egyptian traditions. Today is fertilization day.
-B-But I was going to do some gardening! :'D
+It's at night, don't lie.
-EVERY DAY IS FERTILIZATION DAY, MY BALLS HURT! Maybe... With a hug before that...
+Come on in, I'll dry you off.
-NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
"Legend has it, his balls are now lighter than a helium-filled balloon."
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I'm not used to making images. Ironically it's a bit easier for me to animate. xD