The MoNkey Report
Added 2025-03-10 18:21:17 +0000 UTCnational international women's day? idk why that kept whooping my ass
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I definitely agree
Jazz M
2025-03-19 00:04:27 +0000 UTCI'm also in the minority that think that when it comes to women who want to keep their children from the fathers, 99.9% of the time, the women are in the right. These men be abusive or flaky or both and if a woman sees her BD being like that and knows that's not an environment she wants her children raised in, or a person who is stable enough to be in her children's lives, then I am behind her 100%
DariaanMichelle
2025-03-18 20:32:29 +0000 UTCThe funny part is these dudes all know why they can't see the kids. It's the same reason they don't take the matter to a proper authority... They either don't want to or shouldn't
Rainy Feathers
2025-03-15 18:05:13 +0000 UTCOmg i didnt even think about that!!! I was thinking of getting some
Bekah
2025-03-15 17:23:45 +0000 UTCGosh I hope you talk about people saying queen beyonce is not selling in your office hours
Ayishatu Nuhu
2025-03-14 17:34:50 +0000 UTCTHE CAPITAL N AKAKSNDNDNDN 😭😭😭😭
Cassidy Barnes
2025-03-13 18:33:17 +0000 UTCthe title is sending me 😭
Kenya Moore
2025-03-13 12:54:10 +0000 UTCChris brown got on that stage and sung a shitty version of man in the mirror and the black community acts like he’s Jesus
Kxora Zoe
2025-03-13 02:22:28 +0000 UTCthe reason the Halle bd situation bothers me so bad is because everything was so OBVIOUS from jump. he's OBVIOUSLY an attention seeker, OBVIOUSLY lazy and untalented (I heard a snippet of one of his songs and it was ass), OBVIOUSLY misogynistic, and OBVIOUSLY jealous of Halle's success and good relationship w/ Halo that the bd is lashing out on socials to see the baby when the two of them need to sort this out OFFLINE!!! and I'm p sure he posted clips of him w/ Halo very recently, so he's just lying on top of everything 😭 pls pick a struggle
rudi!!!
2025-03-12 00:13:01 +0000 UTCagreed bc I love having regularly scheduled programming
rudi!!!
2025-03-11 23:07:45 +0000 UTCMy Cecred order had 70.00 in additional fees thanks to the tarrifs. I live in Canada. I knew I should have ordered double last time. So angry. Adding myself to the Monkey Report for not planning better
Phoebe Abdul
2025-03-11 21:19:08 +0000 UTCToo many monkeys it’s ridiculous but I’m glad to see them all crumble
Evette
2025-03-11 21:02:27 +0000 UTCPlease😂😂😂😂😂
Korli Bridges
2025-03-11 20:59:03 +0000 UTCgirl i’ve retired being black a long time ago 😭
Imani Branch
2025-03-11 19:54:06 +0000 UTCHe needs to touch every wall in that house! Knock his cameras over
Syd
2025-03-11 19:02:06 +0000 UTCI hate DDG & i’m not sorry
Syd
2025-03-11 19:00:53 +0000 UTCEsp when she definitely already feels shitty about it like ENOUGH
Bekah
2025-03-11 18:44:55 +0000 UTCI'm LOVING the monkey report, let's keep this going 😂😂 Also when you said "I'm not black no more" babyyyyy I was TICKLED PINK.😭
Dominique
2025-03-11 17:49:36 +0000 UTCDo people remember how disgusting CB was when Kehlani had her self harming attempt in the name of defending Kyrie. But now they’re friends posting stories captioned “twins”?? So befuddling
Amaya A
2025-03-11 17:04:15 +0000 UTCand i’m peeping the weirdos are doing the “i told you so” to halle. yall aren’t slick. “we tried to warn you about ddg”BOOOO. it’s exhausting and unserious
Amaya A
2025-03-11 16:44:24 +0000 UTCkenyaaa i know you’re not a sci-fi girl at heart but have you watched mickey 17? pls watch it and the girls reading this comment WATCH IT YALL. imma watch it for the second time today lolol
risa kim
2025-03-11 16:03:36 +0000 UTC"doodoo g" i'm hollering 😭😭
Erica Howard
2025-03-11 13:39:32 +0000 UTC😭😭😭
Ola Ogun
2025-03-11 08:11:38 +0000 UTClmfaooo please keep "the monkey report" as a segment! the monkey report and office hours with kenya are gold 😂
Nina Mosley
2025-03-11 05:44:35 +0000 UTCI remember when Lizzo called Chris Brown her "favorite person" TO HIS FACE. I was like....girl, why??? Aside from that, I swear his demographic is just misogynists and pick mes. The venn diagram is a circle.
Lilac S.
2025-03-11 04:43:24 +0000 UTCthe reason why it’s easy for men to pivot into positions and spout utter nonsense and ppl take it seriously is simply the fact they’re men that talk loud with authority and have clout and money so to niggas with shit for brains they platform them and put them on a pedestal when they’re just saying fuckshit and don’t know what they’re talking about
ceeitrus
2025-03-11 03:53:49 +0000 UTCAnd like a day before Halo was at his house on camera asking for his mommy. You know his ass be seething lmao
Mariah L.
2025-03-11 03:48:42 +0000 UTCI see so many people turning on Duck Duck Goose and it pleases me 🫶🏾💕
Mariah L.
2025-03-11 03:46:41 +0000 UTCNot only nominated, but WINNING. I am tired.
Lilac S.
2025-03-11 03:38:01 +0000 UTCCan’t wait #monkeyconversations #theblacks
isadora chatelain
2025-03-11 03:35:44 +0000 UTCand let’s not forget halle has made it known she doesn’t want halo on stream, and ddg just completely disregards what she says, so not only is he just exploiting his child, he’s disrespecting halle as a mother and her wishes, fact of the matter is the only time ppl talk about him is when he has halo or bashing halle
ceeitrus
2025-03-11 03:22:01 +0000 UTCthe ddg thing is so unserious bc not only do we know he’s just a loser for constantly weaponizing the internet to bully his ex, but ultimately, if he honestly and truly wanted to see halo more he would’ve just gone to fucking court to legitimize their parental time, taking it to the internet does nothing but what? direct his loser ass audience to go harass her, and the gag of it is he doesn’t actually want to do that, he’s making a stunt out of being a parent, cus one thing about it, I’m never trusting a nigga that say “my bm is keeping me from my kid” bc 1. if she’s supposedly keeping you from your kid it’s probably for a reason, and 2. If you really wanted to see your kid you would go to court, and most men aren’t going to do that bc they want to be able to step in and out of parenthood at their leisure bc the fact of the matter is they don’t actually care about seeing their child more, they want to weaponize their child and social media to harass their exes, it’s literally the same as when niggas say “oh i broke up with my ex bc she’s crazy” and they deadass lying, it’s all from the same ain’t shit nigga playbook, also ddg is just a habitual liar, he claims he hasn’t seen halo in over a month yet there’s receipts of him being on live with halo like a week or two ago
ceeitrus
2025-03-11 02:42:46 +0000 UTCI hate that everyone but Halle could see how this was gonna go down with DDG. Beat for beat the dusty-to-deadbeat-daddy playbook 😫
Ian
2025-03-11 02:33:29 +0000 UTCWill doodoo g stop being a bozo? Will Tory Lanez divulge his recipe for toilet wine? Find out next week on The Monkey Report!
Keith Primas
2025-03-11 01:30:17 +0000 UTCI cant wait for the day CB d1es pls let it be soon Lord
Queen
2025-03-11 01:08:19 +0000 UTCThe nerve of dvd to sit in the front of that camera and say, "it be the moms." Sending his idiot fans to harass Halle on instagram. Her comments are disgusting rn. He don't want a court date bc he won't be showing up on the dates he'll be scheduled to see Halo. That's it. That's the reason. They're on a lax schedule that works for him. Every other week would stress his ass out
Diana
2025-03-10 23:37:49 +0000 UTCYour audio is always so quiet.
Courgette
2025-03-10 23:13:31 +0000 UTCwhile halo is still a baby, it's best for them to go to court and settle for a schedule. i was a preteen when my parents divorced and the whole situation was genuinely stressful to see how it was affecting my parents (mostly my mom). keep it off the internet and put on the court room bob miss halle
Nini
2025-03-10 22:59:45 +0000 UTC10000% on the light skin privilege on CB, Jonathan Majors is never seeing that Oscar stage meanwhile CB is still getting nominated for Grammys.
Venika Kalambay
2025-03-10 22:59:09 +0000 UTCtitle has me screamingggggg
aiyonna
2025-03-10 22:57:57 +0000 UTCBlack men think success automatically equates to overall validity. Once one of them gets some money that’s now the man to listen to 😭😂
G'ne Love
2025-03-10 22:44:05 +0000 UTCi’m alllllwayyyyys seated with my ears wide open when kenya get on here and get to whackin the deadbeat/deadbeat adjacents 😭
anaisja
2025-03-10 22:29:23 +0000 UTCWas waiting for this one
Kayvonne Ferguson
2025-03-10 22:25:35 +0000 UTCAs soon you explained the situation about DDG, I said go to court.
Seti Tesefay
2025-03-10 22:10:26 +0000 UTCI was trying to make a new friend and of course she was a chris brown fan 🤡
KRYSTAL
2025-03-10 21:15:29 +0000 UTCLmao
KRYSTAL
2025-03-10 20:41:04 +0000 UTCkenya read pardon my frenchie and now she’s a dog person it seems /j
Shannon
2025-03-10 20:38:11 +0000 UTCMy child’s father is exactly the type of person who says it’s everybody’s fault but his. Everyone is against him. 🙄🙄
M.rachelle
2025-03-10 20:26:58 +0000 UTCTried listening to the 4 HOUR long twitter space and had to give up it was too much 😭
Lavender1495
2025-03-10 20:18:58 +0000 UTCWAS WAITING FOR THIS
Lavender1495
2025-03-10 20:15:29 +0000 UTCLoool you're so right; he saw that cute video of Halo recognising Halle as Ariel get over 600k likes and started shaking
T.H.
2025-03-10 20:12:25 +0000 UTCThe irony of Kenya talking about cats the other day and she’s dog sitting lol. 😂
Gabriel Benton
2025-03-10 19:59:01 +0000 UTC😂
Gabriel Benton
2025-03-10 19:58:31 +0000 UTCI saw this notification and said "oh God" ksdhjhd like what have they done now
T.H.
2025-03-10 19:57:13 +0000 UTCimagine me on my lunch break sipping some kombucha when I decide to check my email…… I’m scrolling as we all do and all of a sudden I almost choke seeing “The Monkey Report” 😭
Dee
2025-03-10 19:55:23 +0000 UTCThe Monkey Report is too good, it gives 2000s blog energy. Almost need to watch this on Windows Media player.
Tirzah
2025-03-10 19:45:40 +0000 UTCDDG is also in random people’s TikTok comments sections arguing if they make a video defending Halle. How you have time to do that but can’t go to court?
Sabrina C
2025-03-10 19:31:44 +0000 UTC🤣
germaninatlanta
2025-03-10 19:23:29 +0000 UTCThe way you called out the deadbeat daddy playbook. Only want their kid to show off they a good daddy to the friends but don’t want to be inconvenienced by anything child related.
Selene
2025-03-10 19:18:11 +0000 UTCI will always hate Chris crackhead Brown until the day I croak.
Tiara
2025-03-10 19:14:13 +0000 UTCAlso "the monkey report" is killing me 😭😭
Comfortably Plump
2025-03-10 19:13:58 +0000 UTCAnother big problem is these men be wanting to live their anyhow lives then get upset when the mother doesn't necessarily want her child in the midst of that. When she says okay you can take the child, but keep them away from such and such, then they get upset. Then they get upset that they gotta follow what the mom says, but at the same time, they won't file for primary custody themselves. A whole lotta foolery, imo.
Comfortably Plump
2025-03-10 19:11:31 +0000 UTCYour first segment about not aligning with other women (or women in general) is so freaking true. I've been watching a situation close to home where everything is playing out exactly like that and it's always confused the hell out of me. Multiple women in my family have seen/dealt with terrible men and having a deadbeat baby daddy but YET, their knee jerk reaction is to take the man's side in other people's situations. Like you've literally dealt with the same problem and have seen women close to you deal with it... Yet somehow those are all isolated incidences? I know men who've dealt with deadbeat baby mamas but when they see the same behavior in a man, it's back to "these hoes stay keeping kids away from fathers" and I'm like HUH?? You know in your situation, you'd be the "hoe" right? Misogyny is so fucking deep and insidious
Davonte
2025-03-10 19:07:22 +0000 UTCI did NOT want this Monkey Report to end! 😂 Just nonstop factual information for us to feast upon. Thank you! 🙏🏾
carly gill
2025-03-10 19:06:24 +0000 UTC1000% I am getting old now so I have friends and coworkers getting divorced, and the dads I know have no trouble getting 50% custody of their kids because they are actually good parents and they are staying at home from work when their kids are sick and driving across the city to get them to karate after school and helping them with their homework and taking them to their dentists appointments and all the usual day to day stuff that has to happen. When the dads act like equal parents the moms are almost always more than happy to have a some time to themselves every week.
Adrienne C
2025-03-10 18:51:22 +0000 UTCAs an OG DDG hater, I feel so vindicated that in the court of public opinion he has exhausted the grace that Halle and the black community was giving him 😩
Rele M
2025-03-10 18:44:13 +0000 UTCThe way I was watching everything go down on twitter and I was thinking “at least we getting a Kenya video about this” 😭😭
Daniel Que genio
2025-03-10 18:30:45 +0000 UTCCause everybody but the COURTS be hearing how you wanna see your kid… I call cap
Riffy
2025-03-10 18:28:00 +0000 UTCwas waiting for this 😭😭😭
aliya
2025-03-10 18:26:14 +0000 UTCKenya don’t kill me 😂😂😂😂
Jordan Nwokeafor
2025-03-10 18:24:06 +0000 UTCSeated #blacklove
Baddiebey_x
2025-03-10 18:23:07 +0000 UTCFINALLLY🙌🏾🙌🏾 been waiting on this, my day is made
Korli Bridges
2025-03-10 18:22:13 +0000 UTC
