(Part 7) Kazuma knows reality better than you (Yunyun Robomaid TF)

“Megumin!” A voice declared, slamming the door open and interrupting the breakfast of the monstergirls and Kazuma. Although none of them had any particularly notable reaction, everyone of them just feigned interest and resumed with their breakfast. 

“Can I at least finish my food first, Yunyun?” Megumin spared a glance at the intruding angry mage, though she wasn’t having it. “No! You know what today…”

Megumin had just turned to continue eating again, causing Yunyun to be even more upset and Kazuma to slightly chuckle.

“Don’t ignore me, Megumin! Today at sunrise was supposed to be our great rematch, remember? Why didn’t you come?” Yunyun demanded to know, to which Megumin froze mid bite. At least for a moment. Then she just continued.

“Oh yeah, I remember now.” She spoke with her human mouth while her dragon mouth was taking another bite from a sandwich, on Kazuma’s permission of course. There was also a little quiver of her wings behind her, along with her avoiding eyes, it was pretty clear to everyone that Megumin was quite embarrassed by that. “I’ll… uhm… I am sure we said that our great duel was after breakfast, right guys?”

“You should really hold yourself to your rules, Megumin.” Darkness declared, shooting Megumin a disgusted side eye before taking another sip from her tea. “I don’t even need to use ‘Mocking Truth’ to know that Yunyun is right. You better apologies soon and make it up to Yunyun in some ways.”

“Since when do you care about what commoners do?” Megumin asked aggressively, to which Darkness barely reacted. 

“I detest lies, and am more than willing to make the life of any liar miserable no matter their status. It’s that simple.” 

“Grrr… fine. I’ll think of something to make it up to her.” Megumin sighed.

“Don’t ignore me again! I am still here…” Yunyun declared, but this time in a way more depressed tone.

It's been a while since Kazuma has made some more serious changes to his crew, as he mostly kept them as they were after the initial day. He just started to appreciate them way more as they were now.

Megumin was still good ol’ Megumin, just mostly in a slightly more mature and controlled version. Her passion was still the same, and her overbearing chunni side does pop out every now and again, but all in all, now that she has to cooperate with Kazuma to explode, she has become much more of a smooth talker. A trait that Kazuma actually finds really good on her.

It is honestly impressive how little someone can change when their personality has apparently done a 180. Darkness used to heavily dislike her noble status and her noble name. Lalatina now is proud of who she is and even acts like a stuck up noble, at least when others were around. 

But…

“Lalatina. Yunyun. Let’s let Megumin finish her meal and go outside for a bit. Coincidently there is actually something I wanted to show you Yunyun. And just something to talk about in general.” Kazuma spoke, standing up from his seat. “Are you okay with that Yunyun?”

“Oh. Sure.” She said, quickly changing her tune.

“You two go ahead, I’ll follow when I have finished my tea.” Darkness replied, though her gaze said it all. She knew exactly what Kazuma wanted to do.

Though when Kazuma went to step past her on the breakfast table…

Smack!

Everyone's eyes were on Kazuma. Darkness was failing to suppress a deep blush and moan that one could even hear if they listened very carefully. Kazuma wore a big grin as Darkness’ colossal ass finally stopped jiggling from the slap. “You better not keep up waiting for too long~”

“I-I-I would n-never.” Wherever she liked being a noble or not, some things just never change. It's just that now she would never admit to her fetish in front of others because of her pride. But everyone already knew the type of things Darkness tended to enjoy. Especially since her fighting style as an adventurer had barely changed.

“Well then~” Kazuma walked further, gesturing to Yunyun. “Shall we?”

As the two of them walked out of the villa, Yunyun just sighed. “You sure have a strange relationship with lady Lalatina, that's for sure.”

“It does look like that from an outsider's point of view, doesn't it?” Kazuma asked back, yet still nodding in agreement.

“In any case, what is it you wanted to talk about, Kazuma?” Yunyun asked, looking around the front of the garden. Though there wasn’t really anyone else there. Which Kazuma saw as a very good thing for what he was about to do.

“I remember you saying that you were very lonely, right?” Kazuma asked, to which Yunyun instantly blushed.

“N-No. I-I’m not lonely. Not at all. I-I have many friends. Promise!” Yunyun stuttered, clearly not telling the truth. But thankfully Kazuma knew that telling the truth was pretty negligible for his ability to work. 

“No, I don’t think so.” He wagged his finger, making Yunyun blink. “You are so lonely in fact that you have started to fantasize about working for us as a maid, just so you can be around people you like a bit more.”

“Ehh?!? How do you know?” Yunyun gasped, staring at Kazuma with a blush. Apparently that shocked her so much that she just let it slip on accident. Kazuma cracked his knuckles. “Let’s discuss your maid-like qualities then, shall we?” 

“O-Okay! …Although I doubt I can bring anything to the table on that front, since I wasn’t really prepared at all…” Yunyun looked down at the ground, rubbing her fingers together cutely. 

“No, I don’t think so.” And Kazuma had already found another great counter. “You came here in a full maid dress, you stormed into our home demanding that you work here and now we went outside to at least let the others finish their breakfast since you simply couldn't wait anymore. Calling that anything but well prepared is just absurd.”

Once again, in front of his eyes Yunyun’s clothes started to shift. Her top bleached until it was completely white around her breasts and black towards her midsection, while her cape quickly turned into a white skirt. At the same time her stockings also took on a deep black color. Finally a little maid headdress appeared on her head, as Yunyun started to blush profoundly.

“...Uhm. Yeah… Sorry about that again. I really did that, didn’t I? Something must have come over me. Ahaha…” she apologize as the sound of clopping hooves drew closer from behind the two of them. 

“Yunyun, my dear. A word of advice.” Darkness spoke, appearing out of the gate looking majorly irritated. Yunyun gulped in fear. “If you want to have a job, do not disturb a noble during their meal with your request. Otherwise they will not be pleased with your sorry behind. Are we clear?”

"Y-Yes, lady Lalatina. I am sorry, Lady Lalatina.” Yunyun almost cried.

“Excuse yourself for your weak legs that carried you here and your sorry behind that made you do this mistake!” Darkness looked even more menacing.

“Imsorryformyweaklegsandmysorrybehind!” Yunyun was basically on her knees in front of Darkness already. 

However Darkness just flashed a knowing smirk towards Kazuma. It took him a moment to realize it…

“Ah. No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma declared, while Yunyun looked up in shock towards him and Darkness nodded with a pleased expression. “You have quite strong and thick legs, even thicker than Megumins. And your ass is not far behind. It’s hard to call it a sorry ass when you have a super bottom heavy figure.”

“SHE MEANT IT METHAPHORICALLY, NOT LITTERALLY!” Yunyun shouted with a completely red face, not reacting at all to the fact that her thighs were blowing up right in front of Kazuma’s eyes. Her butt was pushed further back, and her height increased a little as well, from all the growing of her legs. Until her legs had almost double the thickness individually than her entire midsection. 

Kazuma couldn't help but whistle. 

"Apology accepted.” Darkness spoke pleased, then shot a brief glance at Kazuma. “Now then, Kazuma, what are you looking for in a maid? Let’s see if she has what it takes.”

“Alright then, let’s start with the basics.” Kazuma declared, having just realized how much Darkness was helping him out. Giving her a little glance back, he then turned to Yunyun fully “Are you human?”

“Y-yes I am!” Yunyun declared energetically, before relaxing a bit. “...not a particularly high bar to clear, but I am in fact human. May I ask why that…”

“No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma interrupted, making Darkness hide a giggle. “You are an android, pretending to be a human. You can even see the metallic silver on your arms beneath your gloves and on your thighs beneath your socks.”

“How’d you…?” Yunyun stopped herself this time, putting both hands over her mouth in a flash. Metallic silver started creeping over her arms, causing her joints to look increasingly artificial. Same with her thick legs. And especially up her face, her face was pretty much segmented into 3 parts, of which only the middle one was in the regular human colors. 

“Ahaha… What are you saying? Of course I am human. What is a little silver skin color, even for an argument. Ahaha…” Yunyun seemingly denied everything, while darkness leaned over to Kazuma. 

“What is an android, Kazuma? I have never heard that word before.”

“It’s a just a human with a bit of a weird skin. Nothing more. R-right, Kazuma?” Yunyun laughed desperately, poking Kazuma with her metallic finger. Kazuma relished the opportunity. “No, I don’t think so.” He said, shaking his head, making Yunyun look at him with puppy eyes.

“Listen Yunyun. You are a mage whose staff is part of your own thick mechanical tail. I don’t know who you want to fool here.” Kazuma grinned, much to Yunyun’s dismay.

“Kazumaaaa!” She called out, not noticing that something durable and thick was slinking its way out from beneath her skirt. Her little wand was pulled out of the sidepocked of her maid dress and inserted itself into the mechanical mass. The more she wagged it in embarrassment, the larger it grew, until it reached about the length of her very thick legs, her wand softly glowing at the end of it.

“Not to mention her four arms. A dead givaway.” Darkness added, to which Yunyun started flailing her arms. 

“T-That’s ridiculous. I trust that you can count, Lady Lalatina!” Yunyun declared, presenting her mechanical arms the best she could.

“I’m just saying that a maid with four arms would be better than one with only two.” Darkness covered a giggled, glancing at Kazuma, who had to chuckle.

“Be that as it may, that doesn't change the fact that I don’t have a weird number of arms.”

“No, I don’t think so. You have four arms.” Kazuma declared flatly, having understood loud and clear what Darkness wanted from him.

“But that is not a weird amount! Four arms is perfectly normal!” Yunyun declared, another pair of mechanical arms sprouting from her side, getting her new total up to four.

There was just something so hilarious to Kazuma about Yunyun’s insistence on being human, despite becoming more and more inhuman. Just watching her trying to pretend like everything is normal is special.

“Hey there, guys. What did I miss?” Another familiar voice came out of nowhere, as Chris' face suddenly appeared right next to Kazuma. Upside down of course. “Nice hips, Yunyun. So, are we turning her into a maid bot or something?”

“I am no bot! I am a human!” Yunyun declared with a very cute pouting face.

“Uhhh… sure…” Chris replied, turning to the side “Kazuma?”

Kazuma just nodded. Yunyun was devastated. 

That’s when Chris suddenly came in closer to Kazuma and started whispering into his ears. She was too quiet for anyone else to hear. Yunyun just stared blankly at them in confusion. Darkness tapped her hoof on the ground impatiently. 

“...I like that idea. Let's try it.” Kazuma suddenly said, Chris smirking as she left her side. Yunyun was even more confused than she was before.

“So you said that you wanted to take that maid job because you are always alone, right?” Kazuma asked, to which Darkness once again gave him a confused look, before returning to her usual menacing appearance. 

“Uhm, yes. I mainly did it because I don’t want to be alone anymore. Is that a problem now…?”

“No, I don’t think so. I don’t really buy that loneliness since you have ten bodies under your control. You control all of them always and simultaneously. What's standing in front of us is just your main body, the one that can actually talk. And you want us to hire you because you want to put all of your bodies to a good use.” Kazuma declared with him and Chris having the same excited expression.

One after another, more Yunyuns started appearing out of thin air around them. But in a very bizarre way. They didn’t poof into existence or anything. They just… suddenly were there. In a way where even Kazuma and Chris couldn't point to a moment where any single one of them appeared. There just suddenly were three, then five, then eight and finally ten Yunyuns in front of them. Although all except one seemed to be missing the mouth, yet looked exactly identical to her in every single other way. Also all of their ears had been replaced by something that Kazuma could only guess was an antenna. 

“It’s not because of that!” The main Yunyun declared, all of them going into a visually upset pose. Then Yunyun looked around a bit. “Okay… maybe because of that too. But mainly to be among more people. And no, being among myself ten times doesn't help.”

“I just noticed that your tail is hosting your wand Yunyun~ How cute~” Chris suddenly spoke out, putting her hands together. “Can you swap that out into Maid supplies like a feather duster or something?”

“I am sorry to disappoint, but my tail tip isn't replaceable.” Yunyun said, when Chris bumped Kazuma with her elbow. Even Darkness seemed to have realized where Chris was going with this before he did. Yunyun just continued. “Would be cool though if all of me had different equipment to carry around. But for now, you will just have to make due with ten more wands at your disposal.”

“No, I don’t think so.” Kazuma declared, thinking about his words a bit carefully. “Only the main you has a wand. The rest of your bodies have all sorts of different technologically advanced maid-tools. Nine different tools for all sorts of purposes.”

“Exactly.” Yunyun nodded, the tips of all of her clones changing into various things. From vacuum cleaners, to mugs with suspicious liquids inside to mechanical feather dusters, everything seemed to be able to be found among them. “Like I said, not the real reason why I wanted to work here, but an advantage I have over other maids.”

“Alright. So you say that you are human. With four arms, mechanical parts everywhere, ten bodies and a tail.” Kazuma asked, shaking his head in disbelief.

“Exactly. I am glad you finally understand.” Yunyun replied relieved.

“And you to work here as a maid in exchange for being our friend?” Kazuma asked, barely disguised the giggle underneath his breath.

“Yup. You got it.”
“Alright then…”

Kazuma took a look to his left, where Chis was hanging and right where Darkness was standing, both of them looked pleased with the result. “You are hired. Welcome to the party Yunyun.”

“Yes sir! I will give my very best to be the greatest human maid to ever exist.” Yunyun said, all ten of them saluting at the very same time.

“I am sure you will.” Kazuma said, full on laughing.

After Yunyun and her nine doppelgangers vanished into the mansion, Kazuma turned towards Chris. “Have you tried it out?”

Chris smirked back. “Indeed I have. It works absolutely smoothly. We can start whenever you are ready.”

“I feel a little bit left out. What are we talking about?” Darkness asked, her stance much softer after Yunyun left.

“Going to other worlds.” Kazuma declared defiantly, a huge smile forming on his face.

“But not right now. I still want to finish my breakfast.” He quickly added turning around on the spot. Then he raised his hand and gestured to follow him. “We are not in some kind of hurry, but there is one thing for certain…”

As the other two followed him, one silently crawling on the ceiling and one clopping on the ground, he let out an elated laugh. “...no world is safe from me now! I can't wait to see the fun we can have with otherworlders~”

The other two silently nodded as the three vanished into the mansion. This was the start of something beautifully evil, wasn’t it?

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With a new maid in tow, only one question remains: How much chaos is he going to cause now…?