Horse bait (Centaur Tg) Draft

No, Matthew. I will not stoop to such lows as to use “magic items” to become your beach date for a day. Forget it!

No, money won't persuade me either. I have my dignity as a man. Get over it! Now, I’m gonna make myself a small snack salad, do you want something as well?

Oh. That is surprisingly nice of you. Thanks for buying some fruits and vegetables for the salad. Well then~ This is going to be a great snack then. And you are sure you don’t want a bite as well? Heh, your loss~

Ugh… I feel funny. Like, seriously, my chest suddenly feels super tight and round and-… what the heck?!? Am I growing boobs?!? Stop! No! Ah! They are getting bigger! Help me, Matthew!

Holy heck, they are the size of my head… and heavy. How did that-…? Matthew? What are you doing…?

Why are you dangling an apple in front of my face? Do you really think I would-… *drool* Ah… that looks… so delish-… Can I…?

Ah… It’s so gooooood… Noo… My face! It’s… changing…

I feel so different… Wait! I look like a girl! You tricked me! Now you’ve done it! I definitely won’t… go to the beach… with you… ohhh… That tomato looooks-… *drool* Ahh…

Can’t stop… my dick… it’s being… sucked innnn! Ah!!!

*Nom*

That felt horrible. I can’t stop… eating… So good! Stop making me feel good and giving… me-… *drool* St-stop! That pear! It won’t convince me! I don’t… need it… I don’t-… *drool*

Okay! I’ll do it! I’ll wear a bikini! Just give me the damn… *drool* pear! *Nom* *Nom* *Nom*

Ah! What's happening to my ass! I can’t… *Nom* stop… *Nom* eating!

It’s pushing backwards… Am I growing fur…? What sort of fantasy girlfriend do you want to join you at your damn beach adventure, Matthew?!? What did you tell your friends? Oh no, my ass is so huge… it looks ridiculous… did something just start growing from it…? MORE LEGS?!?

OOOHHH! A strawberry! More strawberries! May I…? Yay~ *Nom*

M-my ears are… so long now! Stop! And my legs! All four of them! They are hooved! But it feels so goooood! *Nom* *Nom* *Nom* Hmm…? Sure, I’ll follow you. Ohhh! More strawberries!

Okay, I guess you win. We are at the beach and I am kinda your dream centaur girl now. Now, what do you have planned now that we-…

OOOOHHH!!! A carrot!

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What do you have to do when your best friend doesn't want to go to the beach with you?

You bait a horse to go there with you instead. Obviously.